Hello readers and writers alike!

Call me Elizabeth. Please?

I find humor in simple things. Really, I do. So if something I write doesn't seem funny to you, just know that somewhere in MY mind I am laughing, even if it's just a tiny giggle of sorts.

Wait. No. I can't giggle because when I try I just snort.

Anyway, I believe in something called plot. I don't like reading stories where I am completely lost just because the writer is too lazy to organize things in some way. Or maybe there's just no background. I consider myself alright at getting a plot going. If something seems wrong, I will eventually go back and fix it. Stories that go like this:

"Lulz I like you!"

"Omg really? Same here, lets have smex!"

smut ensues

Also annoy me. It's okay if there's background. I will happily read through the smut knowing there is reason (No I'm not a perv) for a character to like another character. That makes me all fuzzy inside. Not smut, Reason. I think the word deserves to be capitalized now.

I might be a hypocrite for saying this because I'm sure I've made tons of mistakes in spelling and such. I twitch just a bit when a story is full of mistakes (which, again, mine are full of I'm sure) that could've been avoided if the writer actually tried. That's where the line is drawn, I try.

I sound mean.

Oh well.