Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, Maximumride732,

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night his friend talked him out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made afun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that boy you called stupid? He attempted suicide last night.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

Food is my (best) friend.

I like bands, books, and BBC :p

My favorite bands are This Wild Life, Beartooth, Neutral Milk Hotel, Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Bring Me the Horizon, Of Mice & Men, Tonight Alive, Throw the Fight, Bullet For My Valentine, Skillet, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Nirvana, Mayday Parade, Falling In Reverse, Suicide Silence, Memphis May Fire, All Time Low, Hey Monday, Paramore, and Fall Out Boy.

MITCH LUCKER: LEGENDS NEVER DIE. KEEP STOMPING!!!! 10/20/84-11/01/12

I met Jake Pitts, Christian Coma (CC), and Andy Biersack on10/16/13

I got high-fived (and elbowed in the face) by Jack Barakat on March 27, 2014.

And I got waved at by Justin Hills (on his birthday), Vic Fuentes and Jaime Preciado, and got Tony Perry's guitar pick on November 19, 2014.

My favorite book series include: To Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Beautiful Creatures, the Kane Chronicals, Witch and Wizard, the Host, Sarah Dessen books, The Fault In Our Stars, and any other John Green books!

I'm a HUGE Nerdfighter- vlogbrothers and John Green books!

My favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural (I'm starting to watch it), Sherlock, Merlin (also starting), and the Big Bang Theory

I love Mean Girls- On Wednesday we wear pink!!!

Movies-

Despicable Me (1&2), The Lorax, A Cinderella Story, Another Cinderella Story, Avengers, Batman (all of them. DUH.), Iron Man (1, 2, and 3), Thor (I've yet to see 2 D:), Captain America, This Is A Wasteland (does a PTV documentary count?), the Paramore movie, and I can't wait for The Fault In Our Stars and Divergent to come out!

I'm a sucker for Cinderella.

Stretch your right arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Um, my mom. Awkward heh heh.

My OTP is Fax- Fang and Max!

Dylan from MR deserves to die. Period.

I'm officially crazy.

If internet addiction becomes a mental illness, I'll see you in rehab.

When I grow up, I'm going to be a professional fangirl. I already am. Ha.

Either you want to marry Iggy or you're lying. I want to marry Iggy.

"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain!"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. (Either you copy and paste this or you're lying to my computer screen.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay, maybe once or twice)

Maximum Ride Addiction Test

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you love Paramore then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.

If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past this into your profile.

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Stunning by Sara Shepard "pans surrounded them. Ground up pieces waited in small, clear prep bowls."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the wall and a cup of pens.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big Bang Theory

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:57 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:50 PM

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

My iPod is playing I'm Low On Gas And You Need A Jacket by Pierce the Veil.

7a.When did you last step outside? What were you doing

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

CakeIsAGoodFriend's profile

9.What are you wearing?

Yoga pants, a blue tank with lace at the top of the back, and a grey hoodie.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, I met PTV, OM&M, and BMTH

11. When did you last laugh?

At lunch after my martial arts class with my class

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A calendar, the phone, windows, and my little sis's drawing my dad stapled to the wall.

13.Seen anything wierd lately?

In my aikido class someone ran out of their pants.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I don't know?

15. What is the last film you saw?

A Walk To Remember. I love the book and movie and cried.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

way too many concert tickets. and backstage passes. and a hot topic.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm overly obsessed with Jack Barakat and ship Jalex. Then again, who isn't and doesn't?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make it that it's illegal to trip others down stairs.

19. Do you like to dance?

does moshing and crowd surfing count? if so, yes. If not, no.

20. George Bush:

was a president

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Max.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mitch. RIP Mitch Lucker!

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Your One And Only Wish.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: No, but you're gonna hurt if you keep on talkin' to me.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

1. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

Watching A Walk To Remember. Don't judge, it's sad and I lost my second cousin to a brain tumor. Rest In Peace, Cami

2. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?

What kind of question is that? And I guess.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Does bacon count?

4. KIDS?

Nope

5. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

No, I only have three friends, I have trust issues, and only one of them knows my dark secrets.

6. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

Yes

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Why would you EVER think that? I NEVER use sarcasm.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Yes. I like heights and feeling like flying.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Raisin Bran.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?

Yes, I only wear my all black Chuck hi-tops, so I have to.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

Considering I could turn your wrist to powder with the help of my martial arts classes, yes.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough or Coffee

14. SHOE SIZE?

7-8 Women's.

15. RED OR PINK?

RED! Or black, but that's not in the options. I hate pink.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?

I have trust issues.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

My second cousin.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?

I don't know, and I don't care.

19. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Black skinnies, my pyramid studded belt that could kill, my Mitch Lucker memorial tee, black socks, my all-black Chuck hi-tops, and my black sweatshirt.

20. LAST THING YOU ATE?

French toast and bacon at Cracker Barrel.

21. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Black

22. FAVORITE SMELL?

The sweat at concerts... no. Actually, the rain in spring.

23. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My mom.

24. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?

If they're smart or not and if they like bands like mine.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

I copied this off of someone's profile...

26. FAVORITE DRINK?

Water or Coke Zero

27. FAVORITE SPORT?

Korindo Aikido (it's a martial art)

28. EYE COLOR?

Grey/Blue/Green.

29. HAT SIZE?

Aren't hats all the same size?

30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No.

31. FAVORITE FOOD?

Rare steak.

32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?

I don't know, I guess happy endings... I don't like horror.

33. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?

Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters.

34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

My Mitch Lucker memorial tee and my spiky harmful belt.

35. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter. But I'm ready for summer now.

36. HUGS OR KISSES?

Hugs.

37. FAVORITE DESSERT?

Anything of the ice cream variety or homemade chocolate chip cookies.

for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I must cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby. I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I (want to) DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Used to be a vegetarian, anyways.) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Okay, seriously though, who doesn't. AMAZINGLY, some black people... I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I was...) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was... I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (20 is young, right? Right.) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Of course I don't want a boyfriend, I'm MARRIED) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Disasterology-Pierce The Veil (I guess since it's my favorite song)

Waking Up: Break Down The Walls-Asking Alexandria (Huh? Why and I breaking down walls at six in the morning)

First Day At School: Wake Up-Suicide Silence (I guess since I wore my Mitch Lucker shirt the first day?)

Falling In Love: I Don't Wanna Dance-Hey Monday (I'm going to have a terrible love life)

Fight Song: I Don't Care If You're Contagious-Pierce the Veil (I think this and the last one are switched..)

Breaking Up: One Day Too Late-Skillet (I guess)

Prom night: 17-Avril Lavigne (I'll be 17 at senior prom, so I guess this makes sense)

Life: Hopeless-Breaking Benjamin (sadly this makes perfect sense to me)

Mental Breakdown: Now-Paramore (I guess this fits...)

Driving: Candles-Hey Monday (that's the breakup song I was waiting for)

Flashback: Therapy-All Time Low (why bring back bad memories?)

Getting back together: Repent and Repeat (ooohhhkayy... maybe)

Wedding: Tourniquet-Evanescence (I'm committing suicide at my wedding ?!?!)

Birth of Child: Jersey-Mayday Parade (tied with Disasterology but why am I gone beyond repair while giving birth? Am I dying?)

Final Battle: The Death Of Me-Asking Alexandria (it works)

Funeral Song: Where Is My Head-Hey Monday (was I beheaded?)

Final Credits: Remembering Sunday-All Time Low ft. Juliet Simms (okay then? -_-)

Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture? A Maximum Ride app thing.

3) What's your middle name? Ellen.

4) Your current relationship status? Single... thank god!

5) Does your crush like you back? No crush (except band members-does that count?)

6) What is your current mood? Mayday Parade.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? White.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

White. It's a Paramore tee.

9) Missing something?

Lots of things.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Finding bands. I love them, but I obsess over them, too. Like Jack Barakat.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? octopus. I could hit eight people at once.

12) Ever had a near death experience? Nope

13) Something you do a lot? Obsess about bands and books. I'm also really sarcastic.

14) The song stuck in your head?

I'm Low On Gas and You Need a Jacket-Pierce the Veil

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

CakeIsAGoodFriend's profile

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Tom Cruise.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I cried of laughter while reading MR when Gazzy said "I vill now destroy ze Snickuhs Bahs!"

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Nope. I love to sing alone though.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Invisiblity or mind reading.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

If they look like a band member (I once met someone who looked like Vic Fuentes, but with a lip ring instead of a nose ring XD)

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Chocolate Chip Frappe.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Like I'd tell you.

23) Favorite color? Black, red, blue, or purple, but dark shades.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? No...unless I'm babysitting my little sister

25) What are you? A human being. Most likely.

26) Do you speak any other language? ASL (American Sign Language), some French, and igPe AtinLe (Pig Latin). Oh, and English, which I'm speaking now.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Rain in spring.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Strange. I live a weird life.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now? Bulletproof Love by PTV AKA what's on.

31) What should you be doing? Nothing. It's a snow day. I guess I would be at school if there wasn't a foot of snow.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? I have no clue.

33) Do you like working in the yard? No. That's a weird question.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Ride.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Uh, yeah...I'm shy around bands. I also shake when I meet them.

36) What is your natural hair color? Really dark brown, almost black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Uh, James Patterson when Fang left.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay,maybe once or twice)

Write down the names of your twelve favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1) Max

2) Fang

3) Iggy

4) Nudge

5) Gazzy

6) Angel

7) Ella

8) Dr. Martinez

9) JJ (she was Max's second human friend)

10) Gozen

11) Uber-Director

12) Jeb (not really, but whatever. He got shot for them)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Angel and the UD? Uh, no thanks.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Nudge? As a kid.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Uh, the UD got Dr. M pregnant? Uh...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Uh, Fang and Angel? I can see Fax problems... and legal issues.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gazzy and JJ or Gozen? Uh, Gozen. It'd be funny.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Ella walks in on Fang and Dr. M? SERIOUS Fax problems...and ewwwww.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Iggy falls for the monster that tried to kill them, and things get a bit out of hand.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Max and Dr. M? Um, as a family maybe, but it's plain wrong to date your mom.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Ella and the UD were left by the rest when they had to fly away. Ella makes friends with the boss without a body.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Iggy? Probably...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so... the UD is probs hard to draw.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Fang, Nudge, and Gazzy? Uh, I've heard Nazzy, but...no thanks.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dr. M? Uh, Another You-OM&M- she would be like Max's mom even if she wasn't.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Max/Angel/Gozen: Beware, you may barf or die of laughter.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gazzy? Not about him, but he's in them all the time.