AU/AH: "I am cold. I am calculating. This is how I survive. No attachments." Jasper finds friendship in newcomer Bella Swan, stirring up a relationship that strains loyalties and blurs the lines between love and addiction. Jasper POV.

When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language

Bella Swan and her best friend/party sidekick, Jasper Whitlock, move to Forks and attend the local Academy. Apparently, the two may have been wrong about Forks and the people within it. AH/OOC - drinking, drugs, lemons.

An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.

Bella’s blood was too tempting. Edward killed a room full of students to get to her, but then his family barged in. Too busy with the havoc to realize one victim’s heart was still beating, three days later she follows their scent to Alaska.