A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

A Friend asks you to write down your number; A Best friend aska you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A Friend knows a few things about you; A Best friend could write a biography on your life story

A friend lets you cry on their shoulder, a best friend has a shovel, ready to kill and bury the ass hole that made you cry.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both (or gay).

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Bella saw the children dressed as werewolves and vampires trading candy and laughing and wondered why couldn't it be like that in real life.

If you constantly have 'I love Edward Cullen' rants, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were Bella Swan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have gotten more than three of your friends addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile

"Stupid shiny Volvo driver." ~Bella (laughed very hard... again, dunno why...)

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." ~Jacob (this was very odd...)

"I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella

"And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't." ~Edward (I laugh when people repeat the same word more than twice in any sentence)

"I don't have any leeches on speed dial." ~Jacob (this just seemed so diss-ish)

"You are a frightening little monster."~Jasper (I laughed incredibly hard at this line)

"Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward (true... true...)

"Penguins, lovely." ~Edward (poor Edward... poor penguins! Must go on rebellion about penguin killing, lmfao)

"...because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire." -Bella Swan

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (we were at orientation, and I kept thinking of the Cullens.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't wait for Breaking Dawn to come out copy and paste this into your profile

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

LJS is Love Jasper Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

Funny Quotes .

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

"I love to go the playground and watch the children jump up and down. They dont realise I'm firing blanks"

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

Ok thats my madness over for now give me a couple of hours to recharge and me and my pink llama shall be back!!