Trialman AKA Soma Cruz
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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2865417, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 8 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Game X-overs, Earthbound, Wacky Races, My Little Pony, and Punch-Out!!.

Hello, I'm TrialmanAKASoma Cruz, and I have many interests.

My main fandom is that I am a brony, my favourite ponies are Rarity and Fluttershy, and my favourite pairings in it are TwiDash and Rarishy.

I also like Yu-Gi-Oh, I got into it through The Abridged Series, I like the original, I also enjoy 5Ds, I might also watch GX if I'm in the mood, but I haven't seen, nor plan to see Zexal, as the clips I've seen and the information I've heard just makes it look like the makers are making fun of themselves. I'm one of those who liked Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie, and I also enjoy Bonds Beyond Time. I am also on Dueling Network under the same name here, I have a Yami deck, an Exodia deck which I haven't used yet, and a Malefic deck which I haven't had much luck with.

I've also been watching Panty and Stocking, and it is so funny. Those two girls sure can have odd, but awesome adventures, and the fun just doesn't seem to stop.

I am a fan of Mega Man, he is so awesome, I downloaded Mega Man 9 on Wii Ware after seeing the Happy Video Game Nerd review, and I see why he liked it so much. Then I played Mega Man 10, and it was just as good for me.

My favourite video game franchise is, as my user name would suggest, Castlevania, am I the only one who sees Symphony Of The Night as the best game ever made? Either way, I also enjoy Simon's Quest, and the first, I also have Rondo Of Blood on the VC, it is awesome, I also LOVE Super Castlevania IV, I love the rendition of Bloody Tears in it, my favourite version of Bloody Tears without a doubt, followed by the version in Rondo, then Dawn Of Sorrow, then the Simon's Quest version, then Chronicles(Which I haven't played). I also LIKE Harmony Of Dissonance, I found Juste to be a great character, the way he was such a good friend was amazing. (For example, In Castle A, since he was in time to stop Lydie being bitten, he didn't want to fight Maxim, and only battled to defend himself)

Another game series I enjoy is Spyro the Dragon. Also, call me a whiny fanboy if you want(I won't care), but I only really see the first 3 games as canon. For me, Enter The Dragonfly is non-canon, A Hero's Tail(Which I actually rather enjoy) is AU, Legend Of Spyro is just that, a legend(AKA Non-canon), and the GBA and DS games take place in their own canon.

My favorite movie is Bugsy Malone, it is a great movie, it is a family friendly gangster musical with awesome songs, my favorite song is Bad Guys. It was released in 1976 and IMO it has aged well.

My favorite songs are Hey There, Delilah, Bohemian Rhapsody and Kawaita Sakebi(Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0 theme).

I like both Yaoi & Yuri, so expect a lot of those. (I'm Bisexual BTW)

I am from Northern Ireland, which I feel to be great, it is a lovely country with beautiful sights to see. (The Marble Arch Caves and Giant's Causeway are amazing places, also, there are some pretty good forests to look around, and the Belfast City Tour Buses are good for sights. (there's even one that goes on the water.))

I love crack fics, and parody, so a lot can be expected.

I share a Youtube account with my mum, we mainly upload Youtube Poops, my biggest YTP project is A Tiny Toons Summer Vacation Of Epic Proportions, which is described as an epic, feature-length Youtube Poop, and it's uploaded in parts, all 6 parts are up, as well as a full version with all the parts put together, as I recently got the privilege to upload videos of any length.

You can call me either Trialman, or Soma, whichever you prefer.

(Note: If you manage to read this all the way through you automatically qualify for a complimentary high-five from the universe.)

I have Aspergers Syndrome. Im damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus, TEKNAM, Trialman,

Do not show me ANYTHING with animal characters, anthropomorphic or not as humans, I hate those sorts of things, it takes away the charm of that series for me.

Ranting area:
This is the part where I post rants about various things.

Rant 1: Blindbag Toys
A new wave of pony blindbag toys has been released, I have a gripe with 2 of the names, those being Trixie Lulamoon, and Lyra Heartstrings. I'll post each one as a half of this rant.

(Trixie)
So the re-released Lulamoon has now been named Trixie Lulamoon. This is more of a pet peeve, but I feel like mentioning it. My problem is that name seems to have been chosen from comments that Lulamoon resembled Trixie. I think this is silly, as a similar appearance doesn't mean they're the same pony, that's like saying identical twins are one and the same. But this is a small gripe, especially compared to the other one.

(Heartstrings)
Also, another re-release with different name is Heartstrings, suddenly, it's Lyra Heartstrings, I'm going to copy and paste a rant that I posted on the wiki's comments section on Heartstrings' page. "I am disappointed by this toy replacing the name. To me, this is showing large scale hypocrisy, as you made complaints that the Heartstrings toy was not relevant to the show, then the Lyra Heartstrings one is the exact same, except for lighter colour and name, but you accept it. Also, to me, this shows that Hasbro is weak, as they change the name again, and it's pretty obvious they did this because of raging fandom. I don't mind Derpy, as it was a nod, not caused by a bunch of complaints, but this matter is just proving the weakness in Hasbro. In short, I don't care about this change, for me, her name is what Hasbro originally said before any complaints, in short, to me, her name is Heartstrings, JUST Heartstrings, not with added Lyra. Screw the weakness, I can make own choices!"

Rant 2: Stories being took down

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

Psudocode_Samurai

Rocketman1728

TrialmanAKASoma Cruz

(Rant area end)

-- Character Themes (I got this idea from Aqua girl 007, but she used Yu-Gi-Oh characters, and I'm using MLP characters)

Twilight Sparkle:

Theme Song: Kawaita Sakebi

Reason: She did have a hard time finding her friends, but wants to help them on the right path, and understand them. Sadly, she doesn't have another her or plays Shadow Games, which takes away from this fitting, but it's the best I can find.

Applejack:

Theme Song: Yugi-Without Me

Reason: She seems to be glazed over a lot, but she is essential to the show, as without her, there would an under-representation of Earth Ponies.

Rainbow Dash:

Theme Song: Kizuna

Reason: She seems the type who would try to keep being friends no matter how far apart they are, as she is the Element Of Loyalty, and she did convince Fluttershy to believe in herself in Hurricane Fluttershy.

Fluttershy:

Theme Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

Reason: What else could match the epicness of her?

Rarity:

Theme Song: The Pony Everypony Should Know

Reason: It's her best song in the series(And my personal favourite), and it just fits her so well.

Pinkie Pie:

Theme Song 1: Pinkie Sense

Reason: Because it's a parody of an awesome song that was made for Pinkie, and I'm biased as I made the lyrics myself.

Theme Song 2: Chucklevision Theme

Reason: Because she's so funny.

(More to come)

A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to get a drink of water from the only fountain in sight.

A white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. When you die, you turn PURPLE. How dare you call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" on it, or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Krystaltopaz23, Bella Cullen-Luckier Than You, purpledemon21, Trialman,

If you read people's profiles just to see if there's anything you can copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking marijuana. If you are one of the two percent that hasn't, and you hope you never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Be Against Abortion!
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in our Night Mother's arms.
She is holding me.
She told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.

This really makes you think….

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.

I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn’t imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,”Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me.”

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn’t anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn’t stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn’t; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn’t know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
“Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels.” I
don’t know what abortion is; I guess that’s the name of the
monster.

I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn’t; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn’t want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

Sniff*Sniff* *SoOo SaD*

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't, you are heartless and have no soul.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when they see just two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever feel like nobody you know has the same taste as you, and are proud of it, copy'n'paste this.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:- Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I BEG your pardon! I am not some sex-crazed asshole like most of the guys out there!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE/HAD STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/FANGUY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (By the way, I'll probably always be a teenager at heart, so this might be here for a while.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (About this and bolding Irish, I feel being from Northern Ireland makes me both Irish and English.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have (a) FAN CHARACTER(S), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT online with guys, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I love YURI and I'M A GIRL, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK so I MUST get a ton of attention.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist!
I am a guy and have LONG HAIR, so I must be GAY.
I am a girl and have SHORT HAIR, so I must be a LESBIAN.
I listen to ROCK MUSIC, so I must HATE EVERYONE ELSE.
I listen to POP MUSIC, so I must be a WHORE.
I listen to RAP, R&B, and/or HIP-HOP, so I must be BLACK.
I like COUNTRY MUSIC, so I must WEAR A STRAW HAT AND PLANT CORN.
I like TECHNO MUSIC, so I must be a FREAK WITH NO LIFE OUTSIDE THE COMPUTER.
I like HEAVY METAL MUSIC, so I must HAVE A LOT OF PEIRCINGS AND WEAR BLACK EVERYWHERE I GO.
I like CLASSICAL MUSIC, so I must be an OLD-FASHIONED FUCK.
I DON'T have a MYSPACE page, so I must be a LOSER.
I like to act INSANE, so I must be JUVENILE.
I am IN LOVE with a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, so I must HAVE NO LIFE.

Cupid is blind
Love is love
No matter what gender
Copy and paste this into your profile if you support gay marriage.

Slang you need to know to survive on fanfiction.net:
OOC. It stands for "Out of Character" and it's where a character isn't like how they are in the book/game/movie or whatever. For example, if you read a story where Juste intentionally attacked Maxim in Castle A, Juste would be OOC.
OC. It stands for "Original Character" where you make up your own character and use it in a fanfiction with canon characters.
Canon (Fill in the blank) That means that it's in the book/movie/game or whatever.
Mary-Sue. Mary-Sue is the character who has everything perfect for them. While they're not saving the day, they can be found talking with canon characters as if they were really in the book, standing ahead of the mean person, and having everything generally perfect for them.
One-Shot It's a story that's about 1,000-2,000 words.
Two-Shot It's 2 one-shots linked together

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile (I don't watch much TV, period)

If you are a book worm, repost this

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

My Ten Rules of Life:

1. Video Game music is awesome
2. 80's and 90's games kick ass
3. But that doesn't mean some newer games can't kick ass, see Ghost Trick
4. If needed to relax, ponies are the best solution
5. Fire Emblem is one of the greatest things to happen to the world
6. Youtube Poop is a great way to laugh
7. Watch ponies every day.
8. Never go to a story just to flame it over the pairing
9. Headphones make any good music better
10. What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

Four Facts
1.You can't stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. It's a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
Yes, I fell for this, too

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

99% of the internet population has a Myspace or Facebook. If you're part of the 1% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well, it's not a movie or book, but the cartoon, What's Opera Doc?)

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to highschool football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you shold.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Not that I asked for it)
xYou care about what you look like. (Well, only for being a Bishōnen)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 6

5-6 huh? Well, I'm a guy, yet I'm bit more like a girl, guess it's because I'm a Bishōnen

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you like snow, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11.
Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (All the damn time)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Corrected s
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (Well, they thought I was high, but simalar enough in my opinion)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

37 Secrets About Yourself
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes

2) What is your default picture?
I don't understand this one

3) What's your middle name?
Don't have one

4) Your current relationship status?
Single

5) Does your crush like you back?
I don't have one

6) What is your current mood?
I'm feeling fine

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
I'm in my pj's at the moment, so I'm not wearing underwear

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray

9) Missing something?
A Top Cat DVD

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Have the Vulture Squadron stop Yankee Doodle Pigeon

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Pony

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yes, lots of tmes.

13) Something you do a lot?
Watching ponies

14) The song stuck in your head?
Old Enemy (Final boss music of Harmony Of Dissonance)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Renya Timberlight

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Would my alter-ego Albert count?

17) When was the last time you cried
Last Friday

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
At a school talent show (I sung Eight Melodies from EarthBound Zero and the Kirby: Right Back At Ya theme)

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Mind manipulation

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they're a girl

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
don’t go to starbucks

22) What's your biggest secret?
That I'm bi

23) Favorite color?
Green because of it's positivity

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Nostalgic kiddie shows like DuckTales and Darkwing Duck. But of all the kiddie shows I watch, my favourite is easily MLP: FiM

25) What are you?
Who cares?

26) Do you speak any other language?
Eh, I know a bit of Japanese

27) What's your favorite smell?
I'll come back to this when my snese of smell does

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Personal

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Ponies

31) What should you be doing?
Nothing

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Mum

33) Do you like working in the yard?
I can't form an opinion on it.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Belmont

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
I don't have such a person to act diffrently around

36) What is your natural hair color?
Brown, but it turns blonde when I comb my hair vigorously

37) Who was the last person to make you cry…

My father (Kinda indirectly)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you see people with autism as actual human beings, not diseased subhuman monsters, copy this into your profile.

If you support autistic rights, copy this into your profile.

If you think that there should be more traditionally animated films made right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have the guilty pleasure of listening to Christmas songs and/or watching Christmas cartoons when it's NOT Christmas, copy this into your profile. (Hey, Reymond Brigg's Father Christmas is my 8th favourite movie ever)

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If we're meant to think outside the box why is there a box in the first place?

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens out hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

And now for something completely different...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you approve of gay, lesbian, what have you, marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregSanders, Sandlesloveblooms, Kaytlynn888, csibutterfly530, Trialman,

92% of the teenage population has moved on to C-RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8% that still head bang and love rock then put this on your site *Puts on the rock part of Bohemian Rhapsody*

If you love Garfield, the fat cat, copy and paste this into your profile
If you liked the friends in Garfield And Friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

IThis is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

私が日本語で書いたので、日本の文化を愛し Translation: I love japanese culture so I wrote this in Japanese

ここでいくつかの言葉は日本語 Translation: Here are some words in Japanese

血 Translation: Blood

ヴァンパイア Translation: Vampire

If you think the villains are cooler than the good guys, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT.

If fanfiction.net is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Top 10 Things you don’t say to a vampire

1. I'm a virgin

2. Bite me!

3. Want something to drink?

4. I just ordered Italian!

5. What to watch Buffy?

6. I’m sure a dentist can fix those!

7. I know a good tanning salon!

8. What to come to sunrise mass with me on Sunday?

9. Can you polish my old silverware for me?

10. Want a steak? (could easy be misinterpreted)

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a yuri fan/fangirl/fanboy, paste this in your profile.

Punctuation saves lives-

Lets eat Grandma!
Lets eat, Grandma!

This is really funny:

List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Castlevania:

1. Alucard
2. Simon Belmont
3. Dracula
4. Maria
5. Juste
6. Richter
7. Maxim
8. Trevor
9. Soma Cruz
10. Sypha
11. Grant
12. Aeon

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Richter/Grant? I love crack fics but that sounds too cracky for me

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, she's cute, but not hot.

What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Juste wouldn't get the magic powers from Sypha

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Well, I haven't finished Aria Of Sorrow yet, and don't want to be spoiled so not yet

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Chuggaconroy's epic NO*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

The former, because it isn't incest

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Aeon would use his hyper attack on Maxim

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I believe it could happen, but 10 and 3 wouldn't be too happy

Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

This Therapy Will Just Take A Minute

Do any of your friends read Three het?

I don't even think my friends even know what Castlevania is

Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

See above

Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

See above

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Vampire Killer (With whatever lyrics I could make up in my odd mind)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Huge signs of unplayed symdrome (I haven't played Judgment)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never, why hasn't anyone wrote about Juste?

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alucard and Maxim are in a happy relationship until Soma runs off with Maxim. Alucard, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Grant and a brief unhappy affair with Aeon, then follows the wise advice of Juste and finds true love with Dracula.

What title would you give this fic?

Castlevania Symphony Of The Night II: Alucard's Time Paradox

Aw, no more, I was having fun.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

I'm a klutz. I mean, a MAJOR klutz. As in, I trip over things that aren't there and I accidently drop quite a few things. If you're a klutz too, then copy and paste this onto your profile (but don't trip!) to fill the world with us unbalanced people!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever got hit in the sensetive area below the belt with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, Why-S0-Sirius, Trialman,

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile

The results of a sorting house test I took:

Gryffindor: 64%

Ravenclaw: 75%

Hufflepuff: 71%

Slytherin: 62%

If nobody knows the real you, copy & paste this on your profile

fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon
that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your
profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think you might have two of the same copy & paste thing, but can't be bothered to check because repeating just makes your profile longer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sometimes, people really just don't understand YOU, copy and paste.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Trialman

If you read crack pairing and crack crossovers put this in your profile. (Yeah, I ship Rarity/Dark Magician Girl)

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight' copy this to your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.(I hug them when they are looking too)

98% of teens would cry If Stephanie Meyer and Justin Bieber were on the edge of a skyscraper and ready to jump off. If you are one of the 2% that would Sparta kick them off, copy and paste on your profile.

If you hate 'Thank You' being shortened to 'ty', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are honest enough to say stuff that could be controversial, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. This is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Again, no offense is meant to anyone and sorry if offense is taken.)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

If you have read over 9,000 fanfics, copy this to your profile

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Marik and Bakura are the best characters in Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, just watch the Leather Pants music video)

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you seen parts of Yu-Gi-Oh, forgot it for a few years, then got interested again because of the Abridged Series, copypasta this to your profile. (Children's Card Games are awesome!)
if the last statement applies to you, and you first seen normal Yu-Gi-Oh after the Abridged Series through luck, copy and paste!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you can't decide whether Chuck Norris is still cool or too old to be funny, copy and paste. (One second, I could be pissed off by the mere mention of a Chuck Norris joke, then next second, laughing my head off at it)

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that. (But I'd rather knock and whip his ass when he comes out)

If you didn't realize Movie 5 of Harry Potter had no Slytherin locket, copy and paste this into your profile

They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns
kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pen/keyboard?

Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap and watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic on YouTube are cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there, copy and paste if they are the only ones who know you.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go Avatar Rikki for pointing out the obvious!)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't
join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't
bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't
blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 13/11/11

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

LittleKuriboh

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning

Playing either Yu-Gi-Oh Eternal Duelist Soul or Tetris 3DS

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Looking for something to copy and paste

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

I don't know, they're all so good!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

EXODIA OBLITERATE! (I'm so random, just like Pinkie Pie)

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Phish Food

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Shloer

10, Do you like your wallet?

Does keeping it at home to avoid it getting stolen count?

11, What was the last thing you ate?

M&M's

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Some of those official MLP: FiM shirts.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Does the Battle City Tournament count?

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

I don't know, ask somepony else to answer it for me.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Text message? I don't even send e-mails.

16, Ever go camping?

A few years ago.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Don't know, don't care

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Go where?

19, Do you have a tan?

No

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

At least Chinese food doesn't disagree with me.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Screw the straw, I have glasses.

22, What did your last text message say?

What's a text message? Some form of sorcery?

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Who knows? Probably something pony related

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My laptop.

26, What color is your watch?

Afraid I don't have one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! And my family members who live there.

28, What is your birthstone?

I don't know.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

I don't go to fast food places that much.

30, What is your favorite number?

7, as it's lucky.

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

What phone?

32, Any plans today?

Go to bed, as it's 22:25

33, How many states have you lived in?

None, I don't live in a country with states.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My father

35, Last song listened to?

Literal Pants

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I can't even say the alphabet forwards.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Does my Sims house count?

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Slippers

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

No

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

My father

41, Do you love anyone?

Depends on what type of love you mean

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Does mum count?

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Screw the rules(Like a boss), summon a dragon(Like a boss), all that other stuff I'm too lazy to list(Like a boss), Be an asshole!(Like a boss)

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

My father

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yes

46, What color is your car?

Screw the cars, I have public transport!

47, Do you like cats?

OF COURSE!

48. Are you thinking about somepony right now?

Applejack and Fluttershy

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Does watching all those commercial parodies count?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Falling out of a bed that was taller than me

RANDOM QUIZ TIME!

ABOUT YOU

1. What is your name? Trialman

2. How old are you? Teenage years

3. Are you a boy or a girl? BOI

4. When were you born? My date of birth

5. What color are your eyes? Blue

6. What color is your hair? Brown, with blonde streaks that really show after a vigorous combing

7. Is it long or short? I have sexy long hair

8. Curly or straight? Straight

9. What color is your skin? Skin colour

10. Are you short or tall? Taller than you

11. Do you have any pets? A cat

12. Where do you live? Home

13. Do you have body piercings? No

14. Do you have brothers or sisters? Neither

15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian (C) Bi? C

16. Are you neat or messy? Both.

17. Are you shy? Yes.

18. Are you single? Yes.

19. Do you live in a house or apartment? House.

20. Are you popular? No.

FAVORITES

21. Color? Green, black, yellow, purple, red.

22. Food? DINNER!

23. Drink? If it's fizzy, then it's probably one of the answers to this

24. Place? Japan.

25. Animal? Cat.

26. Flower? If you've seen one flower, you've seen them all

27. Car? Screw the cars, They're all the same to me!

28. Song? Bohemian Rhapsody

29. Movie? Bugsy Malone, but I'm beginning to consider Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Vacation.

30. Show? My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

31. Game? Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night

32. Person? I don't understand

33. Shape? Never considered that

34. Scent? My sense of smell doesn't work

35. Website? Tie between Youtube, Uncyclopedia and FanFiction.Net

36. Web Browser? Used to be Firefox, but it's been crashing on me, so Chrome now.

37. State? Screw the states, I have counties!

38. Character? Depends on what franchise you're talking about

39. Anime? Panty and Stocking

40. Manga? Yu-Gi-Oh

41. Season? Winter

42. Fruit? Depends on how it's used

43. Vegetable? Also depends on useage

44. Meat? I'm a vegetarian

45. Ramen? Does Super Noodles count?

46. City? Belfast or Armagh

47. Store? GAME

48. Game System? PlayStation1 and Sega MegaDrive

49. Channel? Challenge, it has all the game shows

50. Ice cream? Phish Food

THIS -OR- THAT

51. Black or White? White

52. Cats or Dogs? Cats.

53. Lemon or Lime? I don't like the fruits, but if it's the warnings that appear on fanfictions, I'd say Lime

54. YAOI or YURI? Yuri

55. Hot or Cold? Hot

56. Spicy or Sweet? Sweet, I don't like spicy stuff

57. Sour or Salty? Salty

58. Studs or Gauges? I know the answers, but I haven't a clue what the question is

59. Rough or Gentle? Gentle.

60. Day or Night? Night.

61. Easy or Hard? Easy

62. Skype or Facebook? Screw them both, I have FanFiction.Net

63. Taco or Burrito? Never had either

64. Mario or Luigi? OBEY WEEGEE!

65. Anime or Manga? No matter how many plotlines make more sense in the original manga, I still prefer anime

66. Subbed or Dubbed? Depends, I'd rather watch the Kirby anime subbed, but I'd rather watch the dub of Yu-Gi-Oh

67. Fast or Slow? Fast

68. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors.

69. Smoking or Non? Non.

70. Coffee or Decaf? Hate both

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

71. Justin Beiber. Don't mention that name around me

72. Edward Cullen. The only Twilight that exists to me is Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

73. Michael Jackson. "I'm dancing similar to Michael Jackson in that video where he was a zombie! (Leaning to the left) Bakura's doing it but he's not as good, I am hot, that's why the women want me!"

74. Kanye West. Yo, Quiz, I'm very happy for you and imma let you finish...

75. Pokemon. I remember seeing that anime when I was a child, to my memories, it was rather underwhelming.

76. Obama. He's the president of the United States, right?

77. Rainbows. AWESOME! Especially Rainbow Dash

78. Facebook. Most overrated site ever!

79. Hospitals. Very useful buildings

80. Malls. Overcrowded

81. Pie. "Pinkie Pie, you are so random!"

82. YouTube. So awesome, it has Youtube Poops, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, normal Yu-Gi-Oh, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and so many other things I'm too lazy to mention

83. Naruto. Fake ninjas, that guy in Revenge Of Shinobi is a much better ninja, not to mention a real ninja

84. iTunes. What's that?

85. Hugs. YAY! Give me a hug!

WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU?

86. Red? I don't know

87. Orange? Hyperactivity since I love fizzy orange juice

88. Yellow? CUTENESS OVERLOAD! It's the colour of Fluttershy, the cutest thing ever!

89. Green? BEST COLOUR EVER! That's right, I'm a fanboy of a colour

90. Blue? Cool

91. Violet? I don't know

RANDOM SECTION

92. Have you seen my art/pictures? Who are you?

93. Do you have a DSi? Yes

94. Are you sad we're near the end? Yes

95. Do you have YouTube? I share an account with mum, 7ruthie. Take a look at my Youtube Poops

96. Would you do a meme if I made one? I can't draw for my life

97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? Who are you?

98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? Still can't draw, guy/gal I don't know

99. Did you like my little quiz? Definitely

100. Will you pick 3 victims to tag to take this quiz? I'll only tag one person, do this Shadowsleuth!

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, Dark Icy Warrioress, Trialman

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Always)

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who doesn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki, Dark Icy Warrioress, Trialman(With the way I use my phone, it might as well be an mp3 player with video function)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! (I think make-up is ugly)

cOpY aNd PaStE tHiS iF yOu HaTe ChIlD aBuSe If YoU dOn'T yOu HaVe No SoUl!i!i!!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

If you have over five(thousand) 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile. (You don't need to be cruel to be kind, so don't use that excuse you butthurt/jerkass critics!)

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, JadeKurosaki, Dark Icy Warrioress, Trialman

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, Sweetness ninga, BlueButterflyKisses84, Randomkid2012, Trialman

If you hate it when people post creepypasta like stories and tell you to copy & paste it or you'll be killed by the reanimated corpse of a raped girl or something like that, copy & paste this to your profile

If you think you might have two of the same copy & paste thing, but can't be bothered to check because repeating just makes your profile longer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you see what I did there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile. (Bugsy Malone)

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile

I'm sorry;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head

"Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you're bored and wish to subject others into wasting 5 seconds of their time, copy this to your profile

Chuggaaconroy is the best Let's Player on YouTube! If you agree, add your name! DonPianta VivianShadowGirl, Trialman

Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you're one of the 8 people who hasn't played Final Fantasy VII, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you need a monstah ta clobbah dat dere KIRBEH, and want NME to get it with a money-back guarantee, copy and paste this to your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (So much, like Yu-Gi-Oh, My Little Pony, Kirby, and all other sorts of things, but I don't care if it's childish, if I like it, I like it, DEAL WITH IT!)

If you think the standards of music have fallen, copy and paste this into your profile. (Nowadays, it seems making a racket and speaking gibberish counts as music)

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really PO'ed when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear wordFire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cootiesCursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Bowtei, HitogoroshinoKirohito,Salamander Hanzo, TEKNAM, Trialman

If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (The exception is ShadyVox, he is absolutely flawless)

If you ever had a spazz attack when you read a summary with your least favorite couple in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love bells in music, copy and paste this. (Bells can make me nostalgic for things I have no nostalgic connection to, they're that magical)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If your goal is to make THE LONGEST PROFILE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, copy and paste this into it!!

If you have people shoving religion down your throat every 5 minutes and hate it, copy and paste this. (Screw the religions, they just steal men's souls, and make them their slaves)

If you think you might have two of the same copy & paste thing, but can't be bothered to check because repeating just makes your profile longer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you see what I did there, copy and paste this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. There are also a few Bishōnen who are helping the shoving. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Part of the Bishōnen)

If you know what Bishōnen means, copy and paste this.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If someone mentions Twilight, and the first thing that comes to your mind is the unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: ChIbIxYaOixLoVeR, AxelKanjoVIII, Melanie Swirls, Trialman

You love Twilight?

Twilight might not be best pony, but she is a rather cool unicorn, and reminds me of myself.

You think Edward's hot?

I don't know anyone called Edward

You like Jacob?

Sorry, I don't believe in your Bible and all those characters.

You like vampires?

Yes, I do, especially Castlevania vampires, they're badass.

You think a vampire's skin sparkles in the sun?

I think if I was dying, sparkling would be the last thing my skin would do.

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile. (What is hell? A miserable little pile of beliefs! But enough talk, HAVE SOME TWIDASH!)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

Me fail english? That un-possible!

I'm olny human. I make misteaks.

Your ack using me of beeing a dumas? That so disfair.

If you enjoyed that last scene of randomness, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think "omnisexual" should be a valid sexuality, copy and paste this into your profile. (After all, we need a sexuality to describe Duke Devlin as)

If you firmly believe the Mega Man cartoon was AWESOME! Copy and paste this into your profile. (Screw you fanboys, it wouldn't be worth watching if it was exactly like the games)

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile(And I'm afraid of heights)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think you might have two of the same copy & paste thing, but can't be bothered to check because repeating just makes your profile longer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever gone for over 24hrs without sleep, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

We're a dying breed:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with the title "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl who can appreciate nice guys repost this with the title "To Every Guy"

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you don't get why some people take showers/baths in the morning because they are just going to get dirty again, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Pikana, Trialman,

If you were absolutely fuming about Roy not being Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you know someone with long hair who is not female, AND if you do NOT hold that against him, copy this to your profile. (Why would I hold something against myself?)

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV, then copypasta this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one(million) of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you might have two of the same copy & paste thing, but can't be bothered to check because repeating just makes your profile longer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think it’s AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, jeijei22, Lucy the Hedgehog, Princess Daisy - Best Princess, Trialman

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THE CAUSES/SURVEYS/KINDA SORTA COPY PASTA

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

I DON'T believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you don't either and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your profile.

I am against ANY of the negative content made about Princess Celestia. This includes "Trollestia", "Molestia", "Tyrant Celestia" and the flash movie "Friendship is Magic Bitch". She really doesn't deserve all this unwanted hate and name calling which all come from stupid reasons! I mean based on everything I have seen of her in the show so far, I have not seen her do any of the bad things that people claim she does. I happen to like Princess Celestia for who she really is: a kind, benevolent, wise, and cheerful ruler. Just looking at cute pictures with her and Luna or Twilight always makes my heart melt. So if there are any fans of our beloved sun goddess who'd like to talk about her in general and perhaps fight the abuse she gets on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Twilight Sparkle must go to Ponyville to oversee the Summer Sun Celebration. She sends Spike to check on the preparations so she can study Nightmare Moon and the Elements of Harmony. She meets five unlikely ponies that may turn out to be her friends and the key to defeating Nightmare Moon, as well as other challenges.
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Heat of The Moment by JustAnotherBrony15 reviews
This is my first Clopfic, please be nice! Rainbow Dash has a hard day at work, and a visit to her isolated friend Twilight becomes heated very fast. Twilight x Rainbow Dash RAPE sort of
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Experiments by tomColt15 reviews
After gaining a bit of knowledge on the mechanics of romance, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a real tested set of data. Perhaps she'd get a friend to help her with this experiment. Who better than Ponyville's very own Rainbow Dash? TwiDash
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
To Court the Shy Heart by Nekocase reviews
Pinkie and Fluttershy are discovering that they may sorta, kinda like each other. They go to they're friends for advice. AN: It's fluff, with chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie] - Complete
Like a Sex Machine by cleverpun0 reviews
When Rarity wakes up to find she has become a changeling, she is mildly upset, but rapidly realizes that she'll never have to worry about a shortage of sex again... oh, and romance I guess. Mostly sex, though. Like really, a lot of it. Her only problem; who should she seduce first? And in which order shall she shag everypony else?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chrysalis, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Forgotten Memories by Andrew Stillnight reviews
"You have to listen to the sounds of the night, Dashie, not just hear them." Rated M for mature themes, contains OC. Mainly FlutterDash, other pairings as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash
Spike Sex Adventure by Spike Draco reviews
Well, to put it simple. If any one has wanted to see Spike to have sex with any pony on the show. Just follow the rules and have fun Rated M for a Reason. I'm looking for a Beta Reader. If any one want the job, then please PM me and we'll talk.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Spike
A Bunch of Stories Where Apple Bloom is Shipped by Almost an Actress reviews
I'm sorry for the horrible title, I really am. Welcome to a land of romance! Sometimes comedy, sometimes sorrow, Apple Bloom is about to be faced with OCs from everypony on FanFiction. (The OCs are closed for now, but I'm opening up something soon.)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Applebloom
The Six Cores by MadHighlander reviews
I got this idea listening to the Portal 2 developer commentary, when they say that instead of just Wheatley there was originally supposed to be six personality cores that Chell meets throughout the game. So I started wondering, what would the cores have been like? Only some cores used are completely original. Cover is up! It turned out a lot smaller than I thought. Close enough.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Chell - Complete
Alone by Red-the-Mudkip reviews
(Takes place in G3 Universe) Rarity is feeling very frustrated, so she takes a walk and decides to continue her journey home... alone. Maybe Spike can convince her otherwise. (May earn another chapter or sequel!)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
Like An Atom Bomb by Listie The Scribe Maid reviews
A parody of "Like A Sex Machine" by Cleverpun. Rarity wakes up one morning to find that she's a changeling!... So, what else is new? Especially since she wants to do ponies. But in what order? No spoilers, but Twilight, Fluttershy, Chrysalis, da mayor, Rainbow Dash, so on and so forth. My first fic rated "M" that NEEDED it and also on FIMFiction!... Yay? Now with DOUBLE the words!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Rarity, Twilight Sparkle
Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways by sailorblaze reviews
After discovering the 333 ways to get kicked out of Target, Marik drags Bakura into a crazy attempt to embarrass the Pharaoh. Abridged Personalities. LOOK AT LATEST CHAPTER FOR FATE OF THIS STORY.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,773 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Just a Puddle by UndeadSamurai01 reviews
Twilight feels compelled to duplicate herself in the reflection pool, what could go wrong?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
This Isn't Right by CheatingAtMonkeyBall reviews
Pinkie Pie asks Fluttershy to dinner, but as the pegasus tries to figure out if this event is a date, she misses the subtle hints the pink pony drops that might just lead to her answer. It's fluffy. PinkieShy
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Subconscious Speaks by KidoTaka reviews
Judai Yuki used his mind to create a being, based of himself, more like another him. It's all in his mind, yet how can one interact with a frigment of ones imagination so easily like this. Based of the 'Tulpa concept' Also known as 'Thought form'
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Come to Bed by Aqono reviews
Twilight won't come to bed and it's frustrating Trixie.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie - Complete
Ripped it up by Claudia Books reviews
Applejack would even rip up her precious stetson, just for a chance to see her face... (One shot Hope you like it)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Applejack, Rarity - Complete
Ionic Bonding by Mitsuara reviews
"See, when a positive ion and a negative ion are attracted to each other they form an ionic bond."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Legend of Ponies - Faces of Chaos by JCrocks2013 reviews
Now the Legend of Zelda - Faces of Evil Intro done with MLP-FiM Chars. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Legend of Ponies - Wand of Appleloosa by JCrocks2013 reviews
The intro to the Legend of Zelda - Wand of Gamelon, another famous source of Youtube Poops, with MLP-FiM Chars. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Twilight's Toy by Villain84 reviews
Twilight X Rarity Clopfic. After a rough night of research, Twilight decides to spend some time with Rarity to relieve the stress. Not very story driven. Ending's been fixed. My 30th story on this site!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity - Complete
All for a smile by starlitomega reviews
After a tragic event Twilight tries to numb herself to the pain and nearly loses the most important thing in her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Think Pink! or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying by cleverpun0 reviews
Twilight is practicing her latest spell; one that let's her read the minds of other ponies! She asks Pinkie to help, since nothing could possibly go wrong. I mean, it's not like Twilight could mess up the spell, causing Pinkie's mental patterns to infect Twilight's mind; that would just be silly! And even if they did, Pinkie would help her friend reverse the effects. Wouldn't she?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
My Little Pony: More Than Friends 3 by Clayton Overstreet reviews
The last one. I just couldn't decide who Applejack should date... then it hit me.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Applebloom, Applejack - Complete
Philophobia by AlliceTheCollier reviews
Luna realizes her feelings for a certain purple mare. Twiluna drabble.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Taking a chance on love by starlitomega reviews
After doing extensive research on love and evaluating her feelings, Twilight comes to the conclusion that she has feelings towards her hyperactive pink friend. The only question that remains is whether or not Pinkie is ready to put her heart into another pony's hooves.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Spiritual Difference by Rosette-Crusade reviews
'Take. Your. Damn. Amulet. Off.' Bates demanded. Yu just shook her head and gritted her teeth. A story about Yu/Alyssa and Bates before the game started. Clock Tower Ghost Head; Slightly AU.
Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012
Forgetfulness by Biggmomma46 reviews
This oneshot is very important for you to read, It might help someone you love.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Luna Game by Joshweiser22 reviews
This is the story that's inferred throughout the amazingly disturbing Luna Game created by an anonymous source. I suggest you play the game before reading this, however, if you're easily scared, you might not want to play it at all. You've been warned...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Hurricane Twilishy by Gothic Thorn reviews
Twilight Sparkle's internal thoughts during the end of "Hurricane Fluttershy." There are some things friendships just won't let you say. One-sided Twilishy
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy - Complete
The Cutie Mark Chronicles Epilouge by DarkWarrior reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders bump into Derpy Hooves, and learn her very interesting story on how she got her cutie mark.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Is It a Good Idea to Microwave a Fanfic? by FlameAmigo619 reviews
Pinkie gets a show on Public Access about microwaving things. Tottally ripping off of Is It a Good Idea to Microwave this, but that belongs to them and I'm slightly paying homage to them. I OWN NOTHING! Yes...it's a trollfic. HAVE FUN! i just wanted to see how random I can be. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Forced Shipping by StreakTheFoxz reviews
Seeking revenge for what happened at the wedding, Queen Chrysalis formulates a plan to get back at all the ponies that acted against her, starting with the mane 6 in Ponyville. Forced shipping occurs. Some hilarity ensues
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Queen Chrysalis, Zecora
Ponies of the Caribbean: Curse of the Pink Pastry by ToBeSomebody reviews
A re-enactment of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl with every role being substituted with one of our favorite ponies. A pony's-eye view of what the life of a pirate would be like. There are hints of many shippings, stay tuned to see which prevails!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash
I never thought I would feel this way! by serperior12345 reviews
A story about mane six couples Rarity/Twilight Rainbow/Applejack Fluttershy/Pinkie pie Lemons guarenteed for later chapters. Rated M for clop and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012
Pretty Palutena by OmegaStarShooter14 reviews
A couple of stories revolving around Dark Pit's life while living in Palutena's Temple with the Goddess of light herself! And not to forget her faithful servant! Dark Pit seems to have his hands full...Dark Pit/Palutena *DISCONTINUED*
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Dark Pit, Palutena
Heartbreak Remedy: A RougeAmy Story by Yangyang reviews
Amy was viciously dumped by Sonic, the guy she once was head-over-heel in love with. Heart broken and miserable, she turns to Rouge who had the perfect cure to Amy's broken heart: Ice Cream, movies, drinks...and a little "TLC", courtesy of Rouge the Bat
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Rouge, Amy - Complete
Tales of Glory by Let The Tumbleweeds Blow reviews
Will Clay and Ace of the Tennis Academy be able to overcome the challenges that stand in their way to become tennis champions? All will be revealed here. These are Clay and Ace's 'Tales of Glory.' A novelization of the game, Mario Tennis Power Tour.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
My Whole World by FireStar104 reviews
Series of cute small stories of all pairings in love.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
Losing My Best Friend by a-wind-of-freedom reviews
In an unfortunate storm, Fluttershy is killed and Rainbow Dash is currently finding it hard to move on. Will she ever be able to?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash - Complete
All the Stars in the Sky by Lynked reviews
Every month, Octavia plays privately for Princess Luna as she paints the night sky. Each time, Octavia feels that familiar feeling, one she's rarely ever felt before. Now she has decided that it is time to announce these feelings, but what secret prevents her from doing so? Surely the Princess of the Night would be able to understand her own creation, right?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Octavia - Complete
Battle For Equestria! by Za Raapini reviews
Each of the Elements of Harmony is leading an army in an effort to assert themselves the master of the land! Who will prevail? Who will fall? What is really going on here?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
Little Surprises by UmbraScriptor reviews
Fluttershy gets to spend the day with her crush, Rainbow Dash. Will she have the courage to admit her feelings? or will she lose her nerve? Just a little something I wrote when I had writer's block.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Apples by TheWritingChick reviews
When looking for something for show and tell at school, Apple Bloom has nothing. Applejack suggests that Apple Bloom to talk her bow, but Apple Bloom sees nothing special about it. Applejack tells Apple Bloom how she got her bow and how special it is.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Applebloom, Applejack - Complete
The Last Crusade by SunriseEclipse reviews
Scootaloo and Apple Bloom are at it agian with another argument which leads to hurting Sweetie Belle to depression, when two new ponies come to town, the twins Soul Spark and Angel Bliss, the younger siblings of Twilight Sparkle. When the indifferent Soul Spark catches the hearts of two of then, will it mean the end of the CMC. On hold while I am working on my Collaboration.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders
A Canterlot Birth by bluecatcinema reviews
Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are about to hear the clip-clop of tiny hooves... (Cover image by Assassin's Creed Master)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Shining Armor, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - Complete
Teal Eyes by TimbukTurnip reviews
Second Person You x Fluttershy After bumping into her in the market, Fluttershy invites you round for tea.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
A Collection by Talos Angel reviews
My nieces visited me last weekend and wrote me these stories based off of their favourite show, MLP:FiM. They wanted me to upload them because they can't go onto the site because of their ages. How sweet of them.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
The Marriage of Twilight Sparkle by The-Incredible-Blunderbolt reviews
Today is the day Twilight has been waiting for for so long; the day she gets married to her longtime crush. It is too bad, however, that her own brother has to miss it due to the changeling infestation!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
I love her by Creamecream reviews
From Princess Luna's POV point of veiw , Luna spends that day with Celestia, CelestiaxLuna, fluffy One-shot, also a bit rushed
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
My adventures in Equestria by BlackWatchSucks reviews
I end up in Equestria for no reason. Time to embark on the most awesome and most original adventure.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
What is Kid Icarus: Uprising? by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The plot of the game condensed into a big summary where everything is almost over exaggerated. Come right in. *WARNING: Read after finishing the whole story / Contains strong words.*
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
Most Creative Clock Tower Back story ever by DrkInferno72 reviews
So many plotholes,heres my take on the story
Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012
Clock Tower 2: The Raper Within by azamicarolrin reviews
This story is a fan story I made up of Clock Tower 2: The Struggle Within. I don't really hate the story, I just thought it would be funny to make this. The ask about the spelling. I made it look funnier to spell funky.
Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012
Slumber Party Fantasy by Jonouchi Katsuya reviews
Anzu and Dark Magician Girl have a slumber party. Anzu reveals a deeply hidden secret. Anzu x Dark Magician Girl. Yuri. Tickling. Magic. Finished. :D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Anzu M./Tea G., Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
The Mare of My Dreams by ClarinetOverlord reviews
Dreams are funny things. They can tell us things we never knew ourselves, like who's most important to us. In other words, who we love. YURI, GIRLXGIRL.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
I Would Walk 500 Miles by RazedRainbow reviews
An ever-expanding series of TwiDash drabbles that follow the two mares through their relationship: The good times, the bad times and all the spaces in between.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 10 by KJMusical reviews
This is my 10th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Gaston Vs. Judge Frollo. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Gaston, Claude F. - Complete
Trust by The-Incredible-Blunderbolt reviews
Twilight has been struggling with her feelings for a certain pony lately, but when Rainbow Dash tells her friends a deep secret, Twilight is compelled to reveal her own, but sometimes you should wait to say something so personal to somepony so fragile.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Magic & Care by Lavasharks reviews
Fluttershy finds Trixie alone in the woods, and decides to help her. Will they become more than friends? Fluttershy x Trixie.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Fluttershy, Trixie - Complete
MLPFIM: More Than Friends 2 by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Twilight makes good on her promise to give Fluttershy a second date, but she brings Spike and Rarity and even Sweetie Belle along too. Will it be as romantic as Fluttershy was hoping? or once again will friendship get in the way of true love?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
The Eternal Gift by JayHaus reviews
Comforted by the presence of Princess Celestia as he looks back on the bittersweet memories of his friends and their passing, gentle Spike can't help but reflect on his choice, all those years ago. He wonders... "Might I have been better off?"
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Spike - Complete
Fluttershy's Secret by AnneCD reviews
Fluttershy has something she needs to tell the other mares, something that will change all of them. TwiShy, but with a bit of a twist.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Mimic Soul by Renuarb reviews
Soma had it coming.
Castlevania - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Soma C. - Complete
Who Wants to Die? by Youngbountygirl reviews
Yugi creates a group called "Who Wants to Die?" for those who want to take their life. What Yugi finds are the very kids who made his High School life a living nightmare.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Yūgi M. - Complete
MLPFIM: More Than Friends by Clayton Overstreet reviews
Fluttershy and Twilight's first date.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Queen Chrysalis' Evil Council of Doom by Matthais Unidostres reviews
A parody of LittleKuriboh's "Marik's Evil Council of Doom." Queen Chrysalis has gathered all the Friendship is Magic villains togehter. Can they finally defeat the main cast?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Trixie, Marik I. - Complete
Upon a Winter's Night by DJN31GH-and-Derpy reviews
Two ponies become more than just friends as a winter night pushes them closer than they've ever been before. Rated M Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Vinyl Scratch - Complete
Dawn of Flight by Zaehlas reviews
Sequel / One-Shot in furor1's Dawn of a New Day fanfic. Please read that one first. SparkleDash, RarityJack. Relatively clean, but rating due to minor intimate scenes. No lemons.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Coming Out by Angst lover reviews
Was written for National Coming Out Day two days ago. ApolloxPhoenix Because why not. Oh hey look I'm not dead cool! one-shot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Miarley on the Radio by appositive reviews
Mia needed her Charley! He just couldn't keep cheating on her like this! MIARLEY songfic.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mia F. - Complete
A Sontails Story by The L33t One reviews
Tails admits he's gay to Cream and the to of them try to get up a date with Sonic, but then some unexpected things happen...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Devilicious by GivenAnythingButLove reviews
ONESHOT! - This is basically PWP Porn Without Plot , so if you don't like that, then this isn't a oneshot for you to read XD I'm not sure how to describe this... IT HAS LESBIANS IN IT. WHOAH. Okay, just read it. XD *Rated for lemon and strong language.*
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Amy, Rouge - Complete
Phantom by Joliet113 reviews
Based loosely on Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. After reading Ghost T.'s journal, Mario is cursed with an irreversible fate. Just a quick one-shot I have been working on.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Treasure to be Hunted by Avvara reviews
After saving Earth and Mobius from timelessness, the Sonic team return to Earth to accolades of heroism. Knuckles' loneliness drives him to strike up a more focused friendship with a certain two-tailed fox. KnucklesXTails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Knuckles, Tails
Time to Settle the Score by Youngbountygirl reviews
While Yusei and Trudge take a drive, a mysterious duelist challenges Trudge to a duel to "Settle the Score" with him. Not anything that happened after the Momentum explosion, but in high school. This mysterious duelist is Yugi Moto, the King of Games.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2011 - T. Ushio, Yūsei F. - Complete
An Interesting Car Ride by Justis76 reviews
A look into the mind of everybody's favourite spirit medium as she takes a taxi ride. Phoenix/Maya.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Maya F., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Pickled Pink by Okkusenman reviews
G3-based. Pinkie Pie decides to act upon her feelings for Rainbow Dash.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie - Complete
A Baby Boy by Ayanhart reviews
A new arrival at an orphanage makes one lonely little boy very happy. Slightly AU in accordance to the timeline. One-shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Miles E., Apollo J. - Complete
Endless Gifts by JenovaII reviews
When one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders gets her Mark, jealousy threatens to tear a friendship apart.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Anarchy by FortuneAly reviews
A look at Panty and Stocking's relationship, as told by each of the sisters.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Just a Little Song, Wright by Blackwidina reviews
Phoenix wants to get rid of the piano. Apollo disagrees.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick
Let's Play! Fire Emblem: Sword of Seals by PrincessAmi13 reviews
This is a story about what happends when my brothers and I get together to play Sword of Seals. NYA! Chaos, cookie making, charecter bashing, and Rolf references are made.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Lawyer Quest Journey of The Legendary Hero by Magic Detective reviews
Even though Trucy is too old for a bedtime story, Phoenix tells one to her anyway and greatly modifies a classic adventure game. Parody of Dragon Quest V.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Tails' Party by KingSnow5092 reviews
Tails is having a party to celebrate his birthday but things go crazy after Goopster has cream on his face and everyone thinks he's a mad alien. A fanmake of Porky's Party! Sonic X/AoSth Mini crossover. One-Shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Tails - Complete
Edgeworth Reacts to Youtube Videos by RAWRitsAnime reviews
INTERACTIVE FANFICTION! Edgeworth is forced to watch funny, weird, and disturbing youtube videos by Phoenix and Maya. How will he react to each one of these videos? Full explanation in fanfiction! Rated M just to be safe.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
No More Tears by 9peggy reviews
It's awful watching the love of your life marry someone that isn't you.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Pink or Blue? by Celice Chalphy reviews
This fiction deals with Celice and Roy's encounter. Celice is in fact Marth's cousin and Roy is wondering about him... Sounds like a yaoi crack pairing story. Enjoy! English translation of a french fanfiction.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Seliph, Roy
The Alphabet of WVBA by philosonica reviews
A series of twenty-six drabbles and oneshots that explore the life, thoughts and feelings of the boxers in the WVBA. Will include every boxer in the Wii remake, no pairings right now. This is now complete.
Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Christmas by IncurablyAwesome reviews
Joey promised Serenity that Santa would always come, even when she grew up. And he never breaks a promise to her. Brotherly/sisterly love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/26/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
Face your Fear by techno-cat reviews
Sonic has been scaring people away for about a week now, but he doesn't know why. So he decides to visit his best bud in hope to find help. Tails knows the solution for his problem, but Sonic doesn't want to cooperate. Brotherly Sonails. Contest entry.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Snapshot by techno-cat reviews
Sonic is off to find a present for Tails when he stumbles across a woman departments store. Curiousity gets the better of him as he spots dresses and all kinds of clothes made for the female ones of his kind and hilarity errupts. Contest entry for spd243.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
JACK ATLAS SAVEZ TEH WROLD 11 by J.P-NU reviews
A one-shot that asks, "what if JACK faced Z-One in Yusei's place?" WARNING: Schizophrenic writing caused by the writer being unable to settle in either the comedy or drama camp within.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Jack A., Z-ONE - Complete
REKKA NO BADASS by sadal suud reviews
In which Eliwood is a total badass.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eliwood, Lyndis - Complete
The Fate Of Phoenix Wright by Kyasarina reviews
Phoenix Wright had fallen off a burning bridge and was now apparently dead. However, this "Sissel" character seemed convinced that he could change the spiky-haired, blue-suited-lawyer's fate. Spoilers for PW:AA:T&T, AJ:AA and Ghost Trick. Oneshot.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Sissel - Complete
Phoenix Wright: Ace Daddy To Be by Kitty Sneeze reviews
Phoenix accidentally gets Maya pregnant... how will they cope with becoming parents? NEW epilogue
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,726 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Always Together by Guessworks reviews
Reality is a lot different from fiction. Not all couples are so universally accepted. Yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ike, Roy - Complete
La Confiance EN by kmoody reviews
Here's a short, sentimental Christmas story. I originally wrote this in French for practice, so you might guess who the main character is here.
Punch-Out!! - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
The Only Canon Kaiba Pairing by Kalarin reviews
There really is only one. One-shot, inspired by "Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series." Written for bakuraXryou4everluv's crack pairing contest. Kaiba x Surprise.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Kaiba - Complete
When We're Alone by Ziven reviews
[Post canon, F/F, Fluff] Sometimes, I secretly hate that ability in her. Even when we're alone. -Danceshipping, Mai x Anzu-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Anzu M./Tea G., Mai K./Mai V.] - Complete
We're Meant For Each Other: It's Science by GodotBlend107 reviews
Someone once said: "Are there many things in this cool-hearted world so utterly exquisite as the pure love of one woman for another?" Well, Ema Skye doesn't think so, but Maya Fey may have other ideas. Maya Fey/Ema Skye. Please R&R
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Maya F., Ema S.
Dragon Puncher's First Fight by burningdragon26 reviews
The WVBA has found a new fighter and its name is Dragon Puncher! This is my first Punch-Out fanfic with my OC.
Punch-Out!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Dahlia Knows Best by J.ArtemisWolf reviews
Dahlia is getting impaient with her sister, how hard can it be to get a necklece back from that moron Phoenix Wright? Dahlia and Iris Oneshot. FirstFic!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Dahlia H., Iris - Complete
Roxy's thoughts by yellow 14 reviews
The last thoughts of Roxy the Weasel
Bugsy Malone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Mama's Day by kuragari nikkou reviews
Nonsensical story that celebrates Mother's Day. I'm not sure if you should take this seriously because the plot is weird and I lack setting... Rating is a T, just to be safe. Humor...well, if you laugh, then I guess it's a humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lyn, Roy - Complete
A Whole Lot Better by Blue Deity reviews
Phoenix takes Maya on a picnic in the park to help her get over a bad date.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Fairytales by YuugisGirl reviews
I remember a time when I believed in fairytales. I used to think that one day my knight in shinning armor would come and sweep me off my feet. But that was then. Danceshipping. One-shot Contest fic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Mai K./Mai V., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
present and unaccounted for by hidden stranger reviews
TC and his gang strike out for the winter, in search of warm dwellings to fight the cold, what happens when a certain member of the team is left to fend for himself in the cold? This is not a slash, but friendship oneshot. Read and Review please
Top Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Top Cat, Choo Choo - Complete
Tide by Little Kuriboh reviews
Joey's father watches his children play in the sand in the waning days of his marriage.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
Differing Viewpoints by Vavaverse reviews
Dr. Wily entertains a guest he really should have kept a closer eye on.
Crossover - Mega Man & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Dr. Wily, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Koopaling Love by Chibineptune87 reviews
Read this if you like slash and Incest between 2 koopaling brothers. My first story about these characters but overall I have written many stories. Read it, you will like it!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Koopalings - Complete
what if roy got a final smash? by kirbyzilla19 reviews
what if he did? why don't we take a look and find out...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Roy - Complete
The Way I Are by alienchrist reviews
Wocky and Machi tell the story of their unusual courtship. Written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/15/2009 - W. Kitaki, M. Tobaye - Complete
Serum Tiem by jeezlouiez reviews
Ness/Jeff BL Mpreg Oneshot it's supposed to be serious but i can never keep a straight face. rated T just to be safe
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Ness, Jeff - Complete
A Star in the Sky by Lythdan reviews
Something—or someone—is the reason why Mia always visits the Berry Big Circus.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Mia F., Regina B.
Petitions and Glamour by Mello McQueen reviews
Mai's busy with her makeup and Téa really needs her to sign her petition. AnzuxMai Femmeslash
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
Gift Exchange by kuragari nikkou reviews
Should a kiss really count as a gift? IkeXRoy. Shonen-ai. Last upload for today, I swear! Well, at least I hope I didn't forget anything.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ike, Roy - Complete
Hate Loving You by kuragari nikkou reviews
Ike obviously hates loving Roy. He even made a list! A LIST! How did that go wrong? Shonen-ai, so please don't read if you don't like that.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ike, Roy - Complete
How I really feel inside by The GamerSwordsman reviews
Yeah I know I've having title issues. Anyway this my very first yuri pairing. It's going to be LynxPeach,, so please be gentle.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Lyn, Peach - Complete
All I Have Left by Xenolord reviews
[AU] Lotte reminisces on her time spent with Laura, and mourns her death. ShoujoAi. Implied Yuri.
Clock Tower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Magicians Knows Best by x se reviews
Anzu has a secret, which she kept in her journal. Someone found out and told everyone, and as far as Anzu considers it, her life is over. But then she’s taken to a special place, just for her, where she won’t have to hurt any more… (Humor as story progres
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., Mana
Love in an Airport by x se reviews
Anzu has no friends after her greatest secret was revealed. Will the former friendship preacher find comfort and maybe something more when an old friend returns with a secret of her own?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., Miho N.
What Do You Think? by Shimegami reviews
[one-shot maybe] A long drabble about some previously unexplored consequences of the Millenium Items. ::Yaoi, yamihikari pairings, mild cursing::
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
MegaMan 9: The Lost Chapter by DragonShadow reviews
Megaman is overtaken by evil forces unleashed by Doctor Wily, now only Protoman and Alucard can put an end to the scientist and the ultimate evil.
Crossover - Mega Man & Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Complete
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PoNiOh: The Abridged Series reviews
Ever wondered how Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged would be if it were ponyfied? Then this is the right story for you, it shall have all the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged episodes and other videos, like the movies. Rated T for language and sexual references.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Pinkie Pie
Dracula & Parody AllStars Racing reviews
A story about many characters subject to parody racing through many different areas. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Wacky Races - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011
Croc Tower II: The Struggle Within reviews
Pinkie Pie seemed to be a normal mare, until the day she ended up in a mental institute with a split personality. Now that she's left, she will find horrors as she goes to stay with her aunt and uncle. Rated M for Pinkamena's mouth, Spoiler ponies, and murders.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Pinkie Pie
Theory Drabbles reviews
A drabble series based around fan made theories on TV Tropes, join the heroes in short stories based on fan speculation exhibited on TV Tropes, T to be safe.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011
The Cross Over WVBA
This story will be like Punch-Out, but with many gaming characters. Rated K Plus for Cartoon Violence.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Punch-Out!! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,324 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011
House Of Wright reviews
Welcome to Nick's new dinner theater hall, you should love it here, so prepare to enter the House Of Wright. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick
The Legend Of Sonic
A parody of the Zelda cartoon. There will be 14 chapters when finished. The intro probably won't amuse you much, but I hope the episodes will be funny and good to read. Rated T for language and sexual refrences in the upcoming episodes.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Softer Heart reviews
My first fanfiction. A fluffy and comedic oneshot of a unique pairing: Tails/Vanilla. Rated K for fluff, simple, clean humor and cuteness.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tails, Vanilla - Complete
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