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Books: Johnny and the bomb, Hogftaher, Good Omens, Nation, Endymion Spring, Parasite Positive, Abhorsen series, Across the Wall, Shades Children, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Thity-Nine Clues, City of Bones, Pendragon series, Inheritance Cycle, Circle of Magic, the Circle Opens, Uglies series, Wintersmith etc... Authors: Terry Pratchett, Rick Riordin, and Garth Nix etc... Pairings: NaruSasu, NaruHina, SakuLee, ShikaTema, KibaHina, KibaShino, HaruhiXTamaki (Ouran) etc... Songs: "Im not Okay (I promise)", "Helena", "Dead!", "To the End", "Cemetery Drive", Anything by My Chemical Romance, Anything by the All-American Rejects, Anything by Three Days Grace etc... ...•:•:• Q u o t e s •:•:•... God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players i.e. everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.-Good Omens Life isn't a one-size fits all thing, neither is it custimized just for you. It's like a puzzle where you get a a 1 second glimpse at the picture and are left with a million scatered pieces lying around. Some people get more pieces, others get less. It's up to you to put it together. Life's what you make it. -Me Belief is one of the most powerful organtic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But it can create someone who can.-Reaper Man Mrs. Tachyon remembered everything, and had long ago given up wondering whether the things she remembered had already happened or not. 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If not you, who else?- Only You Can Save Mankind Cool Links/ My Other sites Denorii: (Draws cool comics about Gerard and Mikey Way, look in her favourites and click on the thing that says The Way Bos. in Blood seriously awesome) The totally awesome sailor fuku dance!: http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sailor+fuku+dance&emb=0&aq=4&oq=Sailor+fu# Popular (whole scene): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8VWf8noqE0 Popular (with lyrics): http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=popular+wicked&emb=0&aq=1&oq=Popula#emb=0&aq=1&oq=Popula&q=popular+wicked+lyrics&src=3 My Quzilla: update later Current/ Soon-to-be stories The Incredibly Suckish thing called a High School Relationship Summary: Sasuke just got his first teaching job. And he got the demon student from hell in his already hellish class. His name: Uzumaki Naruto. But what happens when things start to heat up between these two, outside of the classroom? Yeah so, needed a story with chapters so came up with this. Shows my perversion. Message me if you know a character who would sexually abuse Naruto, boy (not accepting Kiba, Orochimaru, Shikamaru, Chouji, Gaara, Sai, Lee, Gai-sensei, Kakashi or Iruka) Update:I got it! I can't believe I didn't think of this immediately. The Pen May be Mightier than the Sword, but what about the Paintbrush? (If too long may change title to The Pen verses the Painbrush!) Summary: 22-year-old Uchiha Sasuke wants to be a writer. 22-year-old Uzumaki Naruto wants to be a painter. Sasuke hates art. Naruto hates literature. They meet, worlds collide. Will they be able to convince each other differently. If their Yaoi fangirl friends, Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino have their way, they just might. You'll find out how I came up with this one when the first chapter comes out. (soon-to-be-named, ideas welcomed) Pokemon fanfic Summary: Ash just turned 15 (finally!). But with this age comes changes. Suddenly his friend Faia i causing reactions within him.Oh boy, or should we say, oh lust? Perverted Ash. Pervy Pikachu, chimchar, Mewth and whoever I feel like. Semi-evil Dawn. Though of this Tuesday night. Kept me up for that night and the night after. And the assorted one-shots, crack-fics and whateverelseImaycomeupwith. May not update soon. Have head-cold,have to write two articles and homework. Also don't always have a computer that has internet. Also depends on my woll to work and how many distractions there are. Assorted copies and pastings You say BABY PINK You say SASUSAKU I say SASUNARU You say EWW I say YAOI!! You say YOU'RE CRAZY!! I say THANK YOU!! I love this thing: You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. 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I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die: Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself: Three Parts Of Your Heritage: Three Things That Scare You: Three Of Your Everyday Essentials: Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists: Three Of Your Favorite Songs: 1 : “Early Sunsets over Monroeville” My Chemical Romance Three Things You Want In A Relationship : Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order): Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You: Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies: Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered: Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation: Three Names You Like: Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy: Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl: 1) Who is your favorite character(s)?: Naruto, Hinata, neji, Shippuden Sakura, kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Itachi, tenten, temari and shikamaru. 2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? :Sasunaru, NaruHina, Kibahina, KibaShino, SakuLee, Shikatema, KakaIru 3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi 4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? not yet 5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Nothing yet. I bought a forhead protector/hat thingy for someone though 6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yep and I'm not telling Random person :It's- Me: Don't you dare!attacks 7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Both 8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Let me spelll it out for you: S-A-S-U-N-A-R-U, got it? 9) Which team is your favorite? All of them 10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. If pYople would read the manga they'd realize Tobi is Uchiha Madara 11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? you have to be blind not to think that 12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi! 13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro only cuz Naru-cahn loves him 14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No 15) Have you read all the chapters so far?Nope 16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?he might 17) Sub or dub? Sub. Dubs cut out all the good scenes and get everything wrong, down to and including the pronunciation 18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro- Shippuden Sakura, Anti- Naruto Sakura 19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? of course Funny yeaahhh!! 20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes 21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ah eh no 22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku 23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome 24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? OOC Sasuke as a PMSing bitch. He's just so cute that way. Oh and a super-pervy Naruto 25) Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes 26) Do you write Naruto fanfics? No, the thing at the top of this page that says "Authour har written two stories for Naruto and the stories at the bottom are both liars 27) Do you like lemons? I enjoy all kinds of citrus fruit 28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope. 29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No 30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fanflashes? One 31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Dunno 32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? nope 33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? nope 34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? maybe 35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not yet. My brokeness will be a result of anime and My Chemical Romance 36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? the SauNaru version i might 37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, if the autour makes it so I'd have to beleive it but since as far as I know his dead can't say I do 38) Do you draw Naruto fanart? Once. it sucked though 39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Dunno 40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah 41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Naruto 2 Hianta 3 Tsunade 4. Shippuden-Sakura 5. Gaara 6. Sandaime 7. Neji 8. Haku 9. Tenten 10. Temari 11. Shikamaru 12. Jiraiya 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Nope, well one on a crappy site, heard of a few on here 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No 6.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He'd just walk away 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Yuri. What happens when romance blossoms between a prominent member of Konahagakure and one of the Sand Siblings 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. New ideas for IchaIcha 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Sad son, can't think of one on the spot 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Well looks like Hinata's gotten over Naruto and Haku wasn't as dead as we thought. Whatever" 20) How emo is Seven? He's the prince of (stereotypical) emo, Sasuke's the king Annoying things people do: 1.People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks .:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:. SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Anyone else think Naruto is more lucky than Sakura? He is always in Sasuke's mind. - She always gets on Sasuke's nerves. He is closer to Sasuke than Sakura. - Sasuke never wants to pick a fight with Sakura. They work well together. - He has to do everything himself. When getting called a 'loser' he knows Sasuke doesn't always mean it. - Sasuke told Sakura she was annoying and meant it. He was defeated by Sasuke. - Sasuke only knocked Sakura out. They both admitted they're best friends. - He hasn't said anything like that to Sakura. ~SasuNaru~- #SasuSaku# Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. 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Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Its Called ... therapy! If you love anime then put this in your profile! IMPORTANT READ IT...IF YOUR SASUNARU FAN :DDDDD!! SasuNaru is short for 'Sasuke x Naruto' or in other words; Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. If there is ever a canon yaoi pairing in Naruto, then it would most probably be SasuNaru. In fact, many people would even say that SasuNaru would be the most likely pairing in the whole series, if there ever is any. Although many other people may deny the two ever getting together, they still can't deny that Sasuke has feelings deeper than comradeship toward the oblivious blonde haired boy. In a Shonen Jump (the publishers of Naruto) interview with Kishimoto (the manga-ka of Naruto)-- Shonen Jump Question: Masashi Kishimoto Answer: If one would look closely to Kishimoto said, then he'll notice that he said that Naruto was Sakura's rival (in love?). Which means that Sakura somewhat sees Naruto as a threat in her quest for Sasuke's affection. Plus, he said that it was a love triangle. Obviously it would be that: Naruto likes Sakura; Sakura likes Sasuke; and Sasuke likes...Naruto? That would be the most obvious answer. SasuNaru is the best pairing in Naruto! They are totally meant for each other! NYAA!! :DDDD The best and most likely pairing to actually happen in the anime Naruto. SasuNaru...? HELL YEAH!! :FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit! If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! :) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world. THESE are my Evil Demonic Plot Bunnies. ...() () (\_/) (\_/) they want to ask you to PLEASE copy and paste them...PLEASE!? (¯•.¸,¤°´'°¤,¸.•´¯) »Pl-ease-«° _.•._ | |||||||
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