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 Haha, sorry, no stories I'm afraid! If I could I would but incidentally I can't! Can't write worth shit that is *single tear of profound sadness*. This account is almost purely for reviewing purposes because brilliance needs feedback in my opinion :D If anyone cares to know though I'm an aspiring Mortician from Minnesota who can't wait to get the out out of Highschool! А если говорить на русском, mы же, мой друг! |
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Back For More by Xazz reviews
Desmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular - allegedly straight- guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 233,069 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Clay K./Subject 16, Connor K. - Complete
Possession by Kore88 reviews
When a visiting lord takes an interest in Merlin, Arthur intervenes with his father to protect him. Unfortunately it end up making things a lot more complicated. Set in the break between Series 2 and 3.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The Trigger Finger ON by KitsuneNoThrill reviews
(Post Into Darkness) Kirk gets his Enterprise back and a 5 year mission but in return Starfleet assigns Khan as his Head of Security. Slow build to a Khan/Kirk/Spock Slash Pairing Male/Male Rated M for Later Chapters
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/14/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, Thomas H.
Doubt by Semjaza reviews
Nero thinks he's losing his mind. And since when did holy water burn him? Dante wouldn't kill him without giving him a chance to explain, would he? Dante x Nero. Rated for language, violence, and sexuality. Ch. 23 is posted.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,911 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Dante, Nero
Sword of Honor by pherede reviews
"Some wars cannot be won with swords." Fantasy AU: Lady al-Ghul rewards her loyal knight Sir Bane with his rival as a new manservant. Bane/Blake, multiple pairings. Angst, lies, and dysfunctional relationships. Complete at last.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Suit for the Soulless by stetsonblack reviews
Mike's bad day at the office turns into a nightmare. Will he and Harvey ever recover? Written for a prompt on the suitsmeme.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,730 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
The problem with the Animus by Kelral Orlyana reviews
This rated M or later Slash. Thank you to all your reviews that have helped me improve this story and inspire me... Desmond is hallucinating! Isn't he?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,929 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Behind the Mask by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Blake has been causing problems for Bane in Gotham City. When Bane finally gets his hands on Blake, he decides to keep him off the streets where he can't cause any more trouble. Prisoner to a terrifying madman, Blake tries to survive until someone saves him. In the interim, with Blake and Bane often each other's only company, they decide to learn a little about their enemy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,061 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Bane, J. Blake - Complete
Just Genetics by ineedanewnameidk reviews
Desmond is still trying to get used to living life through the Animus. Things are already tense enough between him and the crabby historian on his team, and it's only made worse when a fight between them leads to a confused but passionate kiss.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Shaun H., Desmond M.
We May Be Messed Up But Atleast We Have Each Other by Not-Completely-Insane reviews
Nero loves Dante, but does Dante feel the same? Angry with the other, Nero takes a job with Lady only to be trapped in another world. With struggling with his past, will Dante be able to save him or will he just abandon him? HARD M Vergil/Dante Dante/Ner
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,412 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Dante, Nero - Complete
M O N S T E R by PaperHeadPhones reviews
It starts off like usual, Shizuo finds Izaya walking around Ikebukuro and the chase begins. Unfortunately for the informant he forgot to consider the weather conditions as he's running around a corner, and suddenly finds himself trapped. Warnings inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Just His Luck by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Know What You Hate by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: Whilst alone and brooding over his current cases at 221b, Sherlock receives a surprise visit from the dangerous James Moriarty. The crime lord taunts our hero, provoking him, and things get quickly out of hand. M for violent Sherlock/Jim smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Insult Kiss Me by LaughNowFlyLaterxx reviews
"Does it hurt, brother? Because what you feel now means Nothing anymore." What if Yukio snapped after Fujimoto died? Rin was a demon, after all. Insane!YukioxRin, OOC, rape, incest, ideologically sensitive material. Under construction, no longer abandoned.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,563 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
The Codex by M. Monster reviews
But what will *I* receive by showing you the Codex, *doctor*?" Shameless smut, Altair/Malik, AU, kinkmeme request
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete