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Joined 01-25-09, id: 1816455, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hello, I'm Emmy. I used to be a crazy obssesive compulsive twilight fan-but don't worry, I've seen sense now. ;) I don't suposse anyone realy cares, but I like to read, write, photograph, and play violin/bass. I pretty much hate school this year. Hopefully, next year will be better.

About Me -Name: Emmy

Gender: Work it out einstien

Star Sign: Aries

Favorite sport: I hate most sports with avengence, though I do like figure skating and my friend taught me how to skateboard, thats kinda fun too.

Favorite food: Dont have a specific favourite.Just know i prefer junk ,tv diners and microwave meals over classy restraraunt jazz anyday.

Hair: Brownish Blond(or golden brown, whatever you want to call it)

Eyes: Kinda a bluey greeney grey, idk

What I think of me: Mhnmhnmhher!

What others think of me: Im not edward pop 'n' fresh!

What I am to my to my parents: An anoying girl who always questions the logic of pointless sayings, cannot shut up for one goddamned second, plays too much violin and does not enough homework. (I AM the procrastination queen!)

Favorite pairings: Harry/Luna, Ginny/Nevile, Hermione/Cho, Laila/Tairq, Mariam/Laila, Georgina/Dana, Georgina/Roman, Rose/Dimitri (All from various books I have read..)

My mood as I am writing this: Lazy, bored, irritated that the holidays are nearly over and i still havent done any of my homework...

Behavior most of the time: Lazy, crazy, sarcastic, hyper, scarily happy, extremley moody...geez if i didnt know better i say i have bipolar!

Things I enjoy: Violin,singing, art, photography procrastination, scaring people, being able to eat the most ice cream...

What I dont understand: Dumb bitches who dye their hair bleach blonde, even though they look absolutely ridiculous, yet they insist on it anyway.

What I do understand: That reading under the desk in science is far more interesting than listing to the teacher drone on about stomatas and chlyrophyl and all that.

Favorite music artists: The Horrors, The Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, The Dresden Dolls, Florence Welch, Joy Division, The B-52’s, Bjork, Modest Mouse.

Things that annoy me: Jacob,fullers, jacob, jacob jacob jacob...

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

~Survey~

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My friend, she was telling me that she set her oven on fire.

Where are you?

hall way.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling.

What's the last thing you ate?

An apple.

What's your personality like?

And mix between hyper and lazy, and crazy, of course.

Who do you have a crush on?

Not telling ;)

What was the last thing you thought?

I was swooning about my crush.

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Start doing crazy carweels all around the room, dance the irish jig, and play batons with my phone.After that.. of to buy a piano, some hair die, and uh..junk food.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

Nothing...

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

That i was hungry because im eating nothing...

What's it like being you?

duh nuh nuh nuh

What are your thoughts on writing?

Very fun. I aspire to be an author.. not very likely, but oh well.

How tall are you?

5'3( though in nz we use the metric system...)

What book are you currently reading?

White Boots, by Noel somethingorrater. He is the author of Ballet shoes, anyway.

What music are you listening to?

None

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

I cant remember actually...er... oh yes, it was google.

What was the last thing you cooked?

I microaved a pita bread with cheese inside it.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

White

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Come again?In nz we dont have states...

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

three(two ies, and one task manager, because my laptops so crappy and old, I really need to be prepared!)

Have you ever been water-skiing?

nope

What is the weather like?

Its cloudy, how I like it but its still too sunny :(

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

I dunno... a place past an airaplane?

Anything else?

Emmy hates various people, who she shall not name, due to some alledged privacy issues. (Damn AVO...)


Last beverage → OJ

Last phone call → My friend

Last song you listened to → I am the Walrus: The Beatles

Last time you cried→ Sometime?Idk I cry at lot at the most stupid things...

Last text message → coughikindabrokemycellphoneandmyparentsdontknowcough

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → No

Been cheated on → No

Kissed someone & regretted it → no

Lost someone special→ Yeah. ..

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Black, Red, Green

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend → Yes

Fallen out of love → No

Laughed until you cried → Yes

Met someone who changed your life → Yes

Found out who your true friends were → Yeah

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list → no

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → all

How many kids do you want to have → NONE

Do you have any pets → One kitten, Milly

Do you want to change your name → No, as long as I can shorten my hidious exscuse of a name its all good.

What did you do for your last birthday → went to the movies

What time did you wake up today → a time past an hour

What were you doing at midnight last night → reading fanfiction(sue me!)

Name something you CANNOT wait for→Finishing high school!!

Last time you saw your father→ This morning..

What's one thing you wish you could change→ lots of things, too many, and I honestly can't be bothered to list them right now.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yes

What's getting on your nerves right now →All the homework that I have yet to do, and is still putting off.

Most visited web page → Fanfiction.net, probably.

Zodiac sign → Aries

Elementary/middle/high school → Umm.. in new zealand I'm thirteen so I'm in high school...

Hair color →Golden Brown

Long or short → shoulder length

Are you a freak→ yes

Height → 5'3

What do you like about yourself → That I can l laugh at the most stupid things.

Piercings → Ear lobes

Tattoos → Nope

Righty or lefty → Righty.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → None

First piercing → Ears

First best friend →Anna

First sport you joined → Gymnastics

First pet→A cat!I forgot his name, but he was so cute!!(i was a toddler, so cant really remember much exept he was ginger and was a fatty!)

First vacation → Dunedin when I was six

First concert → One they made us go to for school in year six, a chamber orchestra and they were actually really good!

First crush→ A guy called Buster when I was 7.

CURRENTLY
Eating → Nothing

Drinking → Nothing

I'm about to → eat

Waiting → in line for the microwave(my little sisters making some kind noodles.)

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? No

Want to get married? No

Careers in mind? A photographer, an author.

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → no

Lost glasses/contacts → no

Ran away from home → Yup, when I was 7, to the top of the street and back, mind ;)

Broken someone's heart → no

Been arrested → No

Turned someone down → No

Cried when someone died → Yes

Liked a guy/girl friend → Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → The majority of time, yes.

Love at first sight → Yes

Heaven → I dont really have a religion... but I guess... I dunno, when I was young I went through a big faze where I was adament that reincarnation was the way, but now... I'm not so sure about what happens when you die.

Santa Claus → Once upon a time

Kiss on the first date → Depends

Angels → Seems illogical.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → no

Do you believe in God? → Again, seems illogical.

Posting this as 100 Truths? → Yes.


Fav-

Color- Green and Blue

Words- conspiracy, mutiny, hierachyial(word i made up, because he word hieracical just dosnt fit right :)

Song- Too many ;D

Hobbies- Writing, reading, bass, photography, drawing anime, generally being geeky.

Subject- Art, Music, and English

Store- The warehouse, where everyone gets a bargain!!

Random-.

Last time you cried- a time past an hour

Do you use sarcasm a lot- hell yeah!

Did you ever go bungee jumping- no

First thing you notice about people- Their eyes

pink or red- red

What are you wearing- An oversized plaid shirt and jeans

What are you listening to right now- sentimantal heart ,she&him

If you were a crayon what color would you be- Black

Last thing you ate- A jellybean

Last person you talked to on the phone- My Grandma.

Polka dots or stripes- Stripes

When I was little I...- Had a very annoying voice, and was obsessed with pokemon.

Have you ever:

( x) smoked a cigarette (Just once, and it was crap.)

( ) smoked a cigar

( ) crashed a friend's car (Im only thirteen darls)

( ) stolen a car (See above.)

( ) been in love (Perhaps ;))

( ) been dumped (Never had someone to begin with.)

( ) dumped someone (for goods sake survey bee a bit more origional!(IS that how you spell it?)

( ) shoplifted (Not that stupid.)

( ) been fired (NoPe)

(x) been in a fist fight (yes.. lots, in primary school...I was and still am a tom boy...)

(x) snuck out of your parent's house (I was 9 does that count?)

(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (Yes, unfourtunatly...)

( ) been arrested (What do you think I am, a mexican drug dealer?)

(x) lied to a friend (Yeah, but it a white lie, it was her birthday and we were giving her a suprise party!)

(x) skipped school (I generally don't attend many of my chinese lessons...)

( ) seen someone die (I know of a few people who've died, but I've never seen it.)

( ) been to Canada (I want to though.)

( ) been to Mexico (neh.)

(x) been on a plane (A few times, but then who hasn't?)

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire (Umm, nooo?Is one meant too?)

(x) eaten Sushi (Sushi rocks!!)

( ) been snowboarding (It doesn't snow in the north island of new zealand!!sob.)

(x ) been moshing at a concert (Goodfun, goodfun.)

(x) taken painkillers (Panadol?)

(x) love someone or miss someone right now (My cat died five days ago, and ive had him since i was three.)

( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (I've watched clouds go by, but the place never seems to be very convenient for laying on my back.)

( ) made a snow angel (What did I say about snow and North island New Zealand??)

(x) had a tea party (When I was little...)

(x) flown a kite (i think...)

(x) gone puddle jumping (Yes, lots!)

(x) played dress up (Does halloween count?)

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves (Fun fun FUN!!)

(x) cheated while playing a game (Hell YEAH!!)

(x) been lonely (Who hasn't? I rather enjoy it, actually.)

(x) fallen asleep at work/school (All my english teacher does is drill on in a dull monotone, can you blame me ?)

( ) used a fake id (Again, i am not a mexican drug lord, thank you very much.)

(x) watched the sun set (Pretty.)

(x) felt an earthquake (Yep.New Zealand has fault line running throught it which makes us more prone to earthquakes.)

(x) touched a snake (Nope.sniff.I want to though.)

(x) slept beneath the stars (we all sleep beneath the stars. True, there may be stuff between us and them, like roofs and the like...)

(x) been tickled (Bad...I'm ticklish...)

(x) read an entire authors profile (Some of them are actually pretty good!)

(x) been robbed (When I was nine, someone stole my neopet :()

(x) petted a reindeer/goat (Even better - I FED a goat!)

(x) won a contest (A couple - I totally forgotten about them, though...)

( ) run a red light (OBJECTION! The prosecution is making far-fetched and unwarranted claims!)

( ) been suspended from school (Nah, not that bad...)

( ) caught a butterfly (Nope...)

(x) laughed so hard you cried (Blame family guy..)

( ) had someone moon/flash you (Im alright, thanks.)

(x) cheated on a test (Once, but it was a maori test. and I think nearly eveyone cheated in some way shape or form.)

() had a Britney Spears CD (Ew ew ew ew ew ew...)

(x) forgotten someone's name (Plenty of times...)

( ) French braided someones hair (I've BRAIDED someone's hair...)

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool (-Shudder-)

( ) put a hamster down someone else's top (Remind me to do that sometime.)

(x) given up on religion as other people's problem (I tried budhism when i was 6-7...didnt work out...)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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