PeteTheMagicalUnicorn
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Joined 07-02-08, id: 1621976, Profile Updated: 08-28-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Naayyyyy!

I doubt anyone will even look at my misfit profile but just in case you are bord enough to even click on the blue link then I give my many thanks to you. Well- I'm not exactly educated on how to continue this introduction so for starter's i'll just keep it to a so a simple 'Hello'. hopefully that's sufficient enough-err well...I hope.

Okay so heres my welcoming Hello to everyone...drumroll please...

(better be happy because I'm standing on the edge of the bow with my jeans rolled up. At least Leonardo Dicaprio is standing behind me to help me conquer my fear of the open seas..tee hee hee.) cough okay...wait for it..wait for it... Squeezes eyes shut...

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "

Well...I apologize for breaking your computer screen, cups, and eyeware. Anyway just in case your wondering my name isn't actually Pete...and I'm not a unicorn. Petah is my alternate ego. In reality I'm just a tiny little leprechaun hiding behind the eyes of a thirteen year old girl. So if my writing lacks experience and If i seem just a "tad" imature or what have you...I blame the 4 foot nothing of my height. Yes... your prayers are answered! Hallelujah! You've found someone whos shorter than you! hurrah! Four foot ten AND A HALF-woot?-Inches of mua will be the shortest one going into high school next year. So of course that doesn't mean i'll stay thirteen forever. sighs (not all of us could be vampires..huh steph?) In fact..my birthday is next month- and I've already prepared my birthday list. Preview: A pocket sized Edward to carry around with me and sing me lullaby's to bed. OF course...how could I not forget a miniature piano for my miniature Edward to play? Oh and Mom.. I've been dreaming of that apple Laptop 2 ya no. wink.

EDIT(sometime after my birthday): Damn it Mom! WTH where's my edward?

Okay so this whole me writing a Fanfic thing was kind of an impulse decision. Actually It all started from writers block. My ambition is to be a creative writer or journalist when I get older so I've been writing a few stories and I kind of got stuck for a very long time on them and decided I needed a break. In between writing my stories and doing various other activities my piano and will write a song now and then and if they are worthy enough they will be added to a list of songs that my friend and I-aka the banana twins actually play or record. Were hoping to preform a few of our songs at the breaking dawn release party at our local borders...hmm..yeah..well see how that goes. Anyway I guess this is the end of my super long essay thing... now time for the simple stuff!


Interest

Books: I have two humongous bookshelves celling to floor in the dinning room. Each one is filled completely. I devour books. Rawr.

Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, ( err I tried wuthering heights and well...i didn't enjoy it too much.. Cathy is a prude and well heathcliff is evil.) Atonement, Island of lost girls and Promise not to tell, Most of Jodipicoult's work (i think she is a brilliant author although elements in her stories are recycled alot...to many recurring themes) Well most Twilighter's had their moments with harry potter and I couldn't agree more that before twilight the series used to be my favorite. Practical magic, Alice and wonderland is a classic that can never do you wrong. EVER. The original fairy tales like the brothers Grimm... Yummy stories. And last but not least Twilight, New moon, Eclipse and the host... Because of Stephenie I can never look at a Volvo the same way again.'

Movies/television shows: I'd rather read than watch tv but here are my favs...

Gilmore girls, how I met your mother, The secert life of the American teenager, South park, Family guy, So you think you can dance, Prison break, Grays anatomy, rugrats, little bear, the big comfy couch and the upside down show. (Do not question the last 4...favorite shows growing up and I have two younger sisters) On to the movies... Practical magic,Pride and prejudice, Jane Eyre, Balls of fury, Goonies, 16 candles, American tale, Finding Nemo, Juno, Across the universe, sleepy hollow, the little mermaid ,peter pan, and the power of one.

Music: My piano is my best friend! ...okay don't kill me for my music choices

I really don't like rap or hip hop. When I listen to it it makes me sick... I think its the base. I'm sorry to all those Jonas brothers lovers but I want to put them on a skewer..roast them..then feed them to the wolf pack- and that's keeping it mildly. Basically I don't like pop or any band fostered from Disney. It's disgraceful. So I like alternative, indie, metal, classical, jazz, swing, Oldies.


Pointless nothings

Ok so I have this weird obsession with doodling. Here's just some random twilight related doodles that i did...

MY YOUTUBE!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/PumpkinsAtTheDisco

I had this horribly awsome dream and the reason I'm not updating is because I'm writing a story about it. I wrote this thing on a piece of scrap paper the momment i woke up.

:The party has ended and a storm has fallen over the town knocking out the power :

From the ledge of the window, with her brown curls getting wet, a girl bellows out the storm in whispers to the mysterious stranger.

“If I scream will you come get me?”

Before the girl can hear his answer, a flash light is shined from the door way and she is wrenched out of the window by her grandmother.

whispering to the night the boy whispers quietly, half to himself... "ALWAYS" and then disappears into the stormy night.

Stories I'm writting:

(Ok so my whole life doesn't focus around fanfiction but it does writting.)

1. Finding Fate.( Run between the time space continume throw in an orphaned girl and some romance and we've got a story!)

2. Mad world (realistic version of alice and wonderland...girl goes crazy yada yada yada)

3. Hush ( Killing your teacher isn't very nice...)

4. Black Rose ( more vampires?)

5. invisable waltz ( Dead guy+ Suicidal girl= one hell of a thing to read)

6. Borderlines ( stuff to do with cops, a journalist, and a meadling niece...)

7. Resurecction ( still undecided with the title...but was the best werewolf/human dream I ever had)


"ALL DONE! Mom do i get my ice cream now?"

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Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,443 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The beginning of our forever by Princess Ly reviews
Well this is really just a sequel I wrote to Breaking Dawn. I basically continued the lives of Bella, Edward, Renesme/ Nessie , Jacob and of course the other Cullens. Please Review! Thx!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,390 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Invincibility and Love by Raven-Rach reviews
JxC Oneshot. Valentine Morgenstern had been a monster playing heartlessly with our emotions, making us believe that we were related, making us believe that what had felt so perfect had been horribly wrong. But Jace was here now, and it didn't matter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews
Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finally by windedeagle reviews
Jesse and Suze are getting married...now if only she can fit into a four, find the perfect dress, and get her mom to stop calling while her and Jesse are in bed...oh, and the ghost that wants to kill her best friend? Yeah, she wants Suze dead now too.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,054 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
High School Hell by Historybuff1536 reviews
And Edward thought it was bad when he heard the thoughts of the guys around Bella...what will he do when it's his daughter? Post BD. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Need by Alaylia reviews
Jace gets hurt while he and Clary are training.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Forks Kindergarten by Shiny-Vampire reviews
What if this was all just kindergarten? Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Yeast The Beast, At Least by Loveonawirex reviews
Bella has a slight medical, personal problem and is forced to talk to the last person on earth she wants to, her fiancees father. Things get carried away, and Edward and the rest get involved. Funny use of poper vocabulary. Series of humorous one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bon Voyage by Tara's folly reviews
Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Fairy Tales Come True by electable reviews
A one-shot of Alaska's escape of the labyrinth from her point of view. Rated T for language and drunk driving. SPOILER ALERT !
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Alaska - Complete
Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Fair Game by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Pillsbury Doughboy by Alice001 reviews
What happenes when Emmett watches a commerical for Toaster Strudels? Read and find out! Please Review too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by LolliliciousLolly reviews
It's late, and Suze is stuck with Bedtime Story duty for her darling little Alyssa. When inspiration is running low, Suze thinks up a story that is very close to her heart...Oneshot entry for Spawn of the Mediators MCBC Contest.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
The Confessional by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Warning: HIGHLY SCARY. Susannah confesses something TOP secret to Monsignor Constantine... erm...well, at least she thinks its him. [Father Dom's POV, one shot]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Shattered by Cerasi J reviews
Oh my God, didn't she know that she was dead? I mean, c'mon, she asked for the mediator for crying out loud. 'Mom,' I sobbed. I leaned against the railing and made no attempt to stop my tears.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
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Incontriamo Di Nuovo reviews
16 yrs ago Edward left Bella heart broken. Now,Bella and her daughter Emily live in FL with Renee and Phil. One night,Emily mysteriously goes missing. As the search for Emily continues, Bella is reaquainted with a few familar faces. BXE AU NM READ A/N
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gobble Gobble Rolling Bear! reviews
When Emmett gets bored he and Nessie make up an elaborate story. Now the end of November is aproaching which means one thing. Thanks giving. "Gobble Gobble Rolling Bear!" HAPPY THANKS GIVING Guys!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Billy, Jacob
Sinned reviews
A forbidden love rises in the town of Forks WA when a lonely priest, hiding a dark secret, falls in love with the only person he can trust: Sister Bella, the new nun that teaches at the school. Can their love survive, or will sin drive them to heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Strip Tease reviews
You should have seen his face when I started taking my clothes off." Charlie's POV When Jacob Phased in front of him. Takes place in breaking dawn. Not a Oneshot two more chapters are instore. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Charlie S., Jacob