Friends ask why your crying... BEST FRIENDS ALREADY HAVE THE SHOVEL TO BURY THE LOSER THAT MADE YOU CRY!!

WHAT IS SAID ABOVE IS A RULE TO LIVE By!!

Hey wat sup my name is ariel but im not going to tell you my last name bcuz you might be a crazy stalker person. I do'nt like profiles bcuz no one actually reads them. If your one of those random ppl who actually reads the profiles i am warning you that this is going to be very random. The quote above this is the best quote ever. I love penguins and my favorite color is lime green. I hate ppl who think their all that. I am generally a nonviolent person but if you make me mad i will stalk you. But dont worry i wont stalk you if i dont actually know you and if i do its a friendly stalking. Not the i am going to murder you staking. my first fan fic was just publishe hope you like. Please review !! I need people to review my story!! Please!! Back to other random subjects. I really like choclate. if you dont oh well i dont care and you can just get over it. I dont like our president but dont lecture me bcuz i wont listen to you. I love the Maximum Ride books!! Therewat my first fan fic is abou! I need ideas for that btw. Did i mention you need to read my story!! Oh and i am writing one with my friend touch.WArmFuzzies.touch. It's a inside joke so dont think she's is some kind of pervert. SHE'S NOT!! Her real name is Rona. She is awesome! Me her and my friend becca are all writing the story together. You have to read that to once it gets out. I'm not telling eithr of their last names bcuz you might b a crazy stalker person. Oh and plz read wats below bcuz it is totally awesome!!

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Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

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If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional character 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site, but you dont care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their butts off when they heard this, or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was(like me)

If your friends think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids(and their talking dog), copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If your single biggest fear is drowning, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.

If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice out of the fruit in someones eyes (next favorite quote.)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. (From Blackroes14

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile.

If you think Dr. Ter Borcht, (from Maximum Ride) should go to rehab, copy and paste this on your pro

If you think The Director should go to rehab, copy and paste this on your pro

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer

If you hate Demi Lovato, copy and paste this onto your pro, and pm me

If you think this profile is random, copy and paste this onto your pro to make it randomer

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If Jeb should get his but kicked by Max copy and paste this to your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, eaglegal4, MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR, .touch.WARM FUZZIES.touch Total-is-my-favorite. .

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.(Maximum Ride... DUH!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know more than a few people who should be involved with "accidents")

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (...blame it on the dog)

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE! WOO!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men(or newspaper people) for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (RAP SUCKS!... had to get that out of my system)

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, Kyori Uchihaof the sand are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile, PoisionedRoses (most definitly), eaglegal4, MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR, .touch.WARM FUZZIES.touch.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile (Does it count if I do it on purpose?)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (it's subconcious)

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (OK fine, I don't think this ever happened to me, but I wish it did. Isn't that reason enough?)

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. (sometimes I really wish I knew what my dog was thinking... it most likely has to do with biscuits)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I totally sdo that!!)

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.(They better do a really good job on it or i might cosider sueing them)

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile (I was so suprised i could understand that!!)

If you think steriotypes are overrated, copy and paste this to your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

This is really sad! I'm sooo against abortion (Obama...) (In case you didn't notice, I hate Obama. DON'T LECTURE ME!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

I thought what was above is really sad and sweet. If you belive in abortion i don't want you mailing me.