There are no invisible rats in this story. There is, however, a drugged and hallucinating Magneto, a cranky Charles, and a pretty shocking revelation about our favourite stuttering scientist.

My take on what Criminal Minds would be like if Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid were really a couple. With love and support I plan to write every episode like this. Yaoi! Review and I will love you. Don't like. Don't read.

Erik can't find anyone, no one else can find Charles, and telepaths have an unfair advantage at hide and seek

When Raven pulls Erik's helmet off, Charles makes another decision. DOFP AU - spoilers for the new film.

The sequel to part one! The Marauders, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Elizabeth are back to cause more mayhem at Hogwarts, but in the meantime, they have to work on their newest projects: Helping Remus with his monthly transformations and creating the most awesome pranking tool ever heard of! What could go wrong, really? Previously titled They call me Ebony Part Two.

The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry

Marius knows that Enjolras wants their time secret. So he keeps it that way. Trying to be as canon as possible. Rated T just in case. Reviews are welcome!

Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.

[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.