Hello. This is me.

here's my email if you want to contact me fuzzyllama17@yahoo.com

and this is my deviantart

I haven't written much in a while, but I'm working on Stuck Behind the Fireplace right now. Also, Shakespeare and a Poodle is on indefinite hiatus.

I have a few pen names, so call me whatever, really. I usually go by Victoria Fletcher or Friday McKenzie, the latter being my Fanfiction authors name...

Love to anyone that reviews or reads or just stops by. I am indebted to you!

THANK YOU xx

If you think that Captain Jack shold have never left Doctor Who, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been run over by a parked car, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. It is written that the nerds shall inherit the Earth. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population is bad at maths. If you are one of the 5 percent who are good at it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal put this in your profile.

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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

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If you know facts that not many others know, like in Canada it's illegal to push a moose out of an aeroplane (true fact :P), put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversaition, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese? Or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing ever to be called "music", and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile, And always remember. Crap can't ever be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

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If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If the only problem you have with homosexuality is that it means your chances of marrying John Barrowman are dramatically decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid people who are permanently smiling at all costs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

Please read this:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it