KelseyJanehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hey there, Thanks for checkin out my page. I'm not really sure what to exactly put on here. I wasted all my efforts of a biography on facebook. Sorry. But I will give you quick facts: I am 23. I live in Oregon. I love to read...obviously. Call me crazy, but I am currently reading 10 different books. That takes skill, lemme tell ya. I love to write as well, but, like what Stephenie Meyer thought of Twilight, most of my stories are for my eyes only. I am currently co-writing an AU human story called The Only Exception And, as much as I like who they chose for Twilight, here's who I would cast: Charlie- Enrico Colantoni (Veronica Mars) Esme- Ginnifer Goodwin (Walk The Line) Carlisle- Michael Vartan (Never Been Kissed) Rosalie- Hayllie Duff (Napoleon Dynamite) Emmett- Kellan Lutz (Currently plays Emmett) Alice- Anna Faris (Waiting...) Jasper- Adam Brody (The OC) Jacob- Steven Strait (The Covenant) Bella- Ellen Page (Juno) Edward- Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl) Who would you cast? The moon is blue without the face and only the 3 yellow stars. The one Amanda Bynes is wearing. Elle's dress with the jacket in Chapter 9 Imagine the shirt a dark green but with those jeans. With a white denim jacket over the top. Rosalie's outfit in Chapter 12 Complete ensemble but with black skinny jeans In the purple 'Sangria' color. |
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Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bless the Broken Road by funkymunky2511 reviews
Bella and her family are con artists. Her path crosses with Edward and the opportunity is too great to pass up, making him her next mark. Edward is blissfully unaware, and it will take a lot of mistakes to finally lead him back to Bella and the truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,683 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I Caught Fire by glitteratiglue reviews
** ON HIATUS ** Bella Swan came to study in London to escape her painful past. One night of passion with Jasper Whitlock: a charismatic, yet haunted bartender will change everything. Can they find salvation in one another? AH,OOC. M for lemons/profanity/disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,696 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
La Tua Cantante by christiep reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Tilting the Balance by Troubled Produce reviews
Jasper Cullen is my best friend with benefits. Emmett Cullen is like a big brother to me. But Edward Cullen? He's a mystery I have yet to solve. AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight by ShellyHale reviews
Sequel to "We are Not Alone". They promised love and friendship to one another.Excepting their differences, joining as one.Because now they were not alone. But will pressure of their old ways come between them? Will their bond last as the pressure grows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Definitely, Maybe by gangstapenguinduck lover reviews
Canon Pairings. Bella Swan attempts to keep something vital from agent Edward Cullen. The only problem is, she might be falling for him while she does just that. On hiatus/reworking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,687 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only a Photograph by Destiny Kalince reviews
Edward is a big movie star and Bella, a college student. A photograph will reveal something more then Bella ever thought possible. They say a picture can tell you a thousand words and for Bella it said a lot more.... co-written with theotherbella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,827 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Thanks To Twilight I Cannot by Serenity T. Gapurn reviews
Do anything! A list of everything Twilight has enabled me not to do. Feel free to flame, not for Twilight fans. If there are any...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
A Different Kind of Twilight by Twilight Mischief reviews
Bella Swan grew up around half vampires. This had made her a very different person when she arrived in Forks. Now her childhood half vampire friends are in Forks and Edward isn't entirely happy about it. Read and Review please?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,630 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Bella, Edward
Twilight in a Nutshell by Jan08 reviews
Funny Poem about Twilight. Don't want to read the million pages in the book? How bout the 16 short verses of this humorous poem? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Hell School by yourbrandofheroin89 reviews
This isn't your typical 'love triangle'. It's more of a love rhombus. Bella Swan is being shipped to Forks, by her eccentric child-like mother. The only solace Bella has is the incredible mind-blowing sex she has with her best friend in Forks. She may onl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,204 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
461 Signs That You Are Obsessed With This Series by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Exactly as the title says.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
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Familiar Taste Of Poison reviews
This is a story of love, betrayal, and acceptance between different races of vampire. Follow us through multiple points-of-view as we introduce the Cullen family to a very special new vampire, and as Jasper and Emmett are given the chance to change their lives, and themselves, forever. (NOT A SLASH FIC.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Ever the same reviews
When Edward left, Bella changed. She changed everything about herself in hopes of forgetting him. Four years later, she is known as Elle Swan, a successful interior designer in California. What happens when she's sent somewhere else for work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009