So, my name is Alex, i'm a 13 year old teenager, who miracously stumbled upon this website, and it has seriously been my saving grace. Its a way for me to unleash all of my bottled up emotions with out hurting any lamps :) I won't bore you with useless information about me, i'll just tell ya the important stuff.

I'm a teenager, in some of the best and worst times of my life. My life is never calm, so I may probably dissapear from fanfiction for days at a time. Trust me guys, if it were up to me, I would get rid of the drama in my life. But is not. :( Fanfiction and my novel are what get me through some rough days.

I'm a girl, and I have several guy friends. Not boyfriends, guy friends. There is a difference. Some poeple just can't seem to accept the fact that you can be friends with guys, and not be dating them. It makes me mad.

Several things drive me mad, actually. One is when I try to update, and I get the message that fanfiction is down at the moment, and please come back later. Grrh.

Another thing is when I try to read a story, and all the dialogue is in the same paragraph, and you can't tell who is speaking. If you can't tell whats going on in the story, you can't read it. Grrh again.

And I hate it when my stupid computer teacher is totally unjust. He won't give us details of the assignment unitl AFTER we have turned it in. So like we all turn in a paper, and he goes "Oh, and by the way, you were suppose to double space it. You lose 20 points if you don't" And I'm all like now you tell us. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

So I'm probably boring you to death with all this useless information about me and my 'grrrrh'ing, so feel free to scroll to the end and just read my stories.

Rants: I'm a big ranter (if thats a word) there are several things in this world that drive me insane. One of them is reviews. or more of people not reviewing. Ok, so most, not all, fanfiction writers put there stuff up here on fanfic for you. If they take the time to write out all that stuff, surely you could spare a few seconds and push that review button. Seriously.

Ok so I would like to appologize to several people. The other day, I went around fanfiction and asked a bunch of people to read my story, God's Personal Joke. I'm so sorry if I wasted your time. I'm not completely sure what made me think that was a good idea, but I know it wasn't. Again, I'm sorry, and I wont do that again. I want to gain readers because they like my work, not because I practically begged them to. Sorry.

If you want to read one of my stories, I suggest God's Personal Joke. It is by far my favorite, and best written story yet. I have put so many hours into perfecting that plotline. And yes, I'm asking you to review it too. Tell me what you think please!

Also, I took down several of my stories. I have been on fanfiction for almost a year now, and my writing has grown leaps and bounds. The stories I started out were crap. Basically, I jumped in with no idea where the story was going, and I had no plot line. I was new to fanfiction, and I really didn't know how to write very well. So, after careful consideration, I took them down. I want my work on here to be something that you will want to read, and I don't want you to form an opinion of me because of those stories.

Yes, I kept TLWFY up because it was finished. I'm considering a sequel, but now I'm just going to focus on editing it because it has many mistakes. I reached over 50 reviews on that story, and all time high so far. I know its crap, and I'm not denying it. :)

~alex~