WarrenTrenton
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Joined 10-02-07, id: 1389366
Author has written 2 stories for Sky High, and Golden Girls.

I moved from New Jersey to Florida. I've lived here for about six years. I'm a minister in training. I was formaly DamonTrenton. I'm a Junior is high school.
I'm a male african american and I write
and sing gospel. I'm Pan-africanist.
1. I'm 16
2.I'm 6 feet and 3 inches
3. I'm 220
4.My favorite song is Doesn't really matter-Tonex
5.I'm apostolic
6.I love gospel and Jazz
7. Favorite Music artist- Herb Alpert
8. I love to draw and paint
9.I like to act
10.I'm currently writing a novel
11. I live with my little brother and parents
12. My father has MS
13.I'am a virgin

Below is my message board:

[urlwww.peopleplanet.com[/url

And the award for best dramatic Soapbox momment goes to: [popcorn Enjoy!

My favorite Bringing It Full Circle lines are below:

"Periods are like the token black character in every horror movie honey! Eventually they'll just go away!"-Jose'

"My vagina is a slip and slide now! I should charge an admissions fee!"-Jen

"My fallopian has a first name that I can't even spell!"-Jesabelle

"I'm not mixed or mulatto! What are you trying to make me sound like a dog! I prefer the term pedigree impaired!"

"We are the gay mofia! Fear us! Love us! Let us do your hair!"- Leo

"Who would be afraid of a buch of anus loving penis sucking marriage wanting baby adopting envirta having hair dressing hand sagging hip swaying gay yahoos?"-Jesabelle

"Hey look mommy it's the gayfather!"-Felix

"My people don't do heat."-Eddie Klein

"I'm too skinny for my shirt! Too skinny for my pants! Too skinny baby!"-Claire

"Black men may the ones in jail but it's the white guys who are raping the schoolkids and eating the people."-Damon

"The only thing black about Emeniem is that he dates white women!"-Damon

"You show me a white girl who dances well and I'll show you girl that's half latino!"-Damon

"Hispanics,Native Americans,and Blacks aren't that different. We've all been running from the white man at some point."-Damon

"You show me a southern black man from the late 1800's that got away with marrying a white woman and I'll show a man who went white before Micheal Jackson!"-Damon

"Good God son! You don't make fun of the Jews! Their the only white people that we don't make fun of!"-Damon

"Ah! Canada...the way America should have turned out."-Rick

"Welcome to hell I believe you know mother!"-Jen

"Do you get advice on how to quit drugs from Whitney Houston" No! So, are you gonna get advice on how to build a suceesful marriage from our parents? Heck no! Not unless you want to advice how to be a drunken porn adddict and attend therapy twice a week!"-Donna Harris

"I'am proud of my son! It's the other two I ain't so crazy about!"-Mrs.Harris

"Four ma! You have four daughters not two!" Donna Harris

"It tastes like a party in my mouth and everyone is swimming in the Hudson!"-Jose'

"Ma!Go put this Goat and Lamb medley in the trash it killed the canary!"-Jen

"Are you ready to Gospel!"-Bishop Bolden

"I'm a history teacher! Not an English teacher! I don't want to have to attempt to pronnouce all these retarted names! If I want to read extremely long words that I'll never use in a normal sentence I'll read the New Yorker! It's way to advanced for me!"-Gigi

"I'am a Redneck not an Inbred. The diffrence is that we look down on them."-Mel

"I've eaten racoon burrito but this is where I puke the line!"-Jesabelle

"My god Dixie you might be related to yourself!"-Jesabelle

"Is your family tree a circle?"-Jesabelle

"Everybody loves Raymond is highly unrealistic no women would be in a marriage like that long unless they were achololics,binge eating,having an affair or cutting themselves!"-Jesabelle

"Fraiser is such a smart show! Everytime I watch I feel my self-esteem drop."-Jesabelle

"Oh please Jen! If everybody actually told the truth Cliton would still be in office,we would never be in Iraq and the name Kelly Clarkson would mean nothing!"-Jesabelle

"My is Jesabelle. Not to get confused with the one in the bible. Oh nevermind. They're spelled the same."-jesabelle

"B-I-N-D-G-E and Bindge eating was his comforto!-Jesabelle

"I love the show Gilmore Girls. Everytime I watch I feel feel my Self-esteem raise and I thank I'm not that close with my mother!"-Jesabelle

"We are not watching Seinfeild! I might cry after seeing that holocaust documentary!"-Charity

"Listen here Blackmando!"-Rainea

"You frigging Blacksayjack!"-Rainea

"Our group's name is Il Negro"- Damon

"We ran a titty bar out of our room called El Negro. We added in the 'EL' to make it sound exotic. It basically eleven year olds paying me and my six year old brother ten bucks to watch sisters take showers."-Damon

And now nicknames that Rainea and the other have called Damon:

"SuperBlackMan"
"Black fat"
"Negrodumbass"
"Midnight coal train"
"Muddy"
"Negro in the Rye"
"The little Negro who could"
"Twinkle Twinkle little Negro"
"BrokeBlack Mountain"

Nicknames for Brittany:

"Blonde Mcgee"
"Jane Crow"
"Whitey Hood"
"Dumb Blonde"
"Snow White"

Nicknames for Indigo:

"Won-Ton"
"Noodle"
"Chopsticks"
"Jim sung"
"Chop Suey"
"Ling-Ling"
"Ring-Ring"
"Happy Asian!"
"The Indigo?"
"Sumo"
"The color Indigo"
"Indi"
"Indy 500"

Our Sapersteen's email for those who need it:sapersteen1@hotmail.com

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And now the most retarded thing I've ever read

One of the few white girls I find attractive:

None of these girls are that good looking

I love this site:

Prostitution

by French_Film_Blurred 1 hour ago (Fri Sep 28 2007 09:44:11) Ignore this User Report Abuse

UPDATED Fri Sep 28 2007 09:50:44

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Would you do it?

to tie this to music:

Way down low where the streets are littered
I find my fun with the freaks and the n
I dont want much man give me a little
Or Im gonna take my chances if i get 'em

I love them whores they never judge you
What can you say when your a whore?
They cast that pearl and it don't upset 'em
They take their chances if they get 'em

Hear me go off!
Give me some more!
Mother f_ucker!
Need a little more
God_damn you!
Give me some more!
Mother f_ucker!
Give me some more!

You give me breadcrumb uh - hu
I'm tired of living the bosses' dream
They'll squeeze you dry man if you let em
Better take your - take your - take your chances if you get em

Hear me go off!
Give me some more!
Mother f_ucker!
Need a little more
God_damn you!
Give me some more!
Mother f_ucker!
Give me some more

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

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