Name: Like hell I'll tell you! XD

Age: Teenager...yeah, still in school... and under age (=_=)

Gender: Female

Ethnic Background: Blacxican (African-American+Mexican)

Location: You know...I don't really know myself... ;)

Occuption: Normal high school student by day, awesome super adventurer by night (screams ADVENTURE!!)

Since I'm here I might as well tell you about myself and my ideals:

-I am a Christan but I tolerate other people's believes (TT_TT PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY NOT ALL CHRISTANS BITE!!)

-I like yoai... okay I said it, THERE!! (O////O)

-I also like normal pairings (like NaruHina)

-I am a sucker for fluff and happy endings but I don't mind a bit of angst

-If you EVER meet me in person please don't run away in fright (I'll chase you down for the thrill of the hunt)... I might seem INSANE but I'm harmless (most of the time)

-I am proud to say I am a ItaNaru fan (and a SasuNaru fan too but... yeah)

-Axis Powers Hetalia is the CUTEST ANIME EVUR (I'll cut you if you disagree)

-Naruto is AWESOME (but over used)

-I KNOW my dad works for the Men in Black (looks around paranoid)

-Jesus and Santa Clause BOTH are ninja (NOT kidding, man)

-I used to like Twilght BUT I despise it now... ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE (ITS PISSING ME OFF)!!

-Don't laugh but my future dream is to work in the mecial field while in the Navy.

-FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVUR!!

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki, Itachi Uchiha, Kyuubi, Hinata Hyuuga, Kakashi Hatake, Sai, Shikamaru Nara, Sasuke Uchiha

Axis Powers Hetalia: America (Alfred F. Jones), Russia (Ivan Braginski), Canada (Matthew Williams), England (Arthur Kirkland), Germany (Ludwig), North Italty (Feliciano Vargas), France (Francis Bonnefoy), Greece (Heracles Karpusi), Tony the Alien

Star Wars: Obi-wan Kenobi, Chewbaka, Han Solo, Padme Amidala, Yoda, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

Indiana Jones: Indiana Jones (seriously, is their ANYONE else?)

The Mummy (1999 film): Adreth Bay, Rick O'Connell, Evelyn Carnahan, Jonathan Carnahan

and many, many, many more...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(I've got issue's alright! I've also got an inner...she's scary)

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Nairo Xana and Jemmi ?(Nairo: Orochimaru is awesome!He doesn't creep me out),Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92,midnight-light-63559, kunoichihyuuga, SuperNamelessOne

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Moonwolf, Drelmar, Eclips-MoonShadowRadiance, Kunoichihyuuga, Kitsune BriBri

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. (So much its not even funny)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.(innocent puppy-eyes Whats pot?)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

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Only in America! (I love my Nation)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (Well duh! Pizza is VERY important)

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. (Even the handicap need to skate)

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (I'm ashamed to say that the U.S.A is suffering thur a "Pen-Stealing" crisis X3)

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

SasuNaru or SasuNaru?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Repost this if you laughed...(I laughed hard...)

"Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go

People wanna know

People wanna know

Who we are

Who we are

So we kill them

So we kill them

We’re Akatsuki

We’re Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (not in order) and answer the questions!

1.) Kiba

2.) Itachi

3.) Kakashi

4.) Hinata

5.) Naruto

6.) Tsunade

7.) Anko

8.) Shikamaru

9.) Kyuubi (-giggles- I just noticed! number nine, Kyubbi is the nine-tailed fox -busts out laughing-)

10.) Sasuke

11.) Ino

12.) Sakura (even though I hate her fucking guts =_=)

Questions

- Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Tsunade/Ino... O_o ...I like yoai not yuri so... no.

- Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hinata is a very pretty, pretty enough for Naruto! ;)

-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sakura got Shika pregers? Wouldn't be the other way around plus thats just nasty...

-Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Kyuubi? Yes, yes I do...

-Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tsunade+Itachi? No. Major age difference. Don't see that happening.

-Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

-raves like a mad-man- NARUTO CAN'T EVER BE ON TOP!! NARUTO IS THE UKE! SASUKE IS THE SEME! IT WAS DESTINED THAT WAY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Anko walks in her room, eating her dango, when she enters seeing the horriblest event to happen in all of human history.

Itachi... with that hideous pink banshee... IN HER BED.

Itachi groans as he awakens with a killer headache. What the he did last night.

A glance to the right, the missing-ninja realize or got the vivid picture of what happened...

"Well, fuck..." was all he could say.

- Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sasuke was in world of confusion. He realize he had feelings for his sensei, Kakashi. Then Iruka gets involved and things really get weird...

- Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Kiba+Shika... No... Haven't read one?

- Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic?

Makeover. (I REALLY hate Sakura...)

- What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hinata always was grateful of Kiba, and tonight, on his birthday, was the night to prove it.

- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

"..." Thats all I could think of...

- If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Like To Move It

- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! PINK HAIRED MONSTER KILLED... by the Hokage and dog-boy! X3