I have decided, as of today, everybody has been assigned a new partner. What will happen? Kisame x Deidara , Sasori x Pein, Hidan x Tobi not Madara Zetsu x Kakuzu. Rated M for Sexual Content. My first fanfic, ever additional revisions by author years later.

Deidara

Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.

Because sherbert is never just sherbert when Gabriel's around. Sam finally lets go, finds his self-worth issues assaulted, and is claimed in an unusual way. SamGabriel slash.

It wasn't Sam's fault that the crappy roadside restaurant was out of both cheese and hamburger meat. It also wasn't Sam's fault that Dean reacted to not getting cheeseburgers the way most people reacted to not getting sex. Sam POV, oneshot.

Dean is in Hell, and Sam has never stopped getting in the wrong side of the Impala. Oneshot, Sam POV

So...dating an Archangel of the Lord comes with tons of perks, but some unexpected side effects. One of which being a huge nest suddenly being built in the middle of your motel room. Another is said Archangel suddenly wanting babies. HET. Schmangst/Humor.

Dean needs to get out and all Castiel can do is drink. They need to work on their coping mechanisms. They manage something together.

Once upon a time family meant something. It still means something. They've seen how this ends, and Raphael's made his choice. Spoilers for 5x19. Gabriel/Raphael. Hints of Michael/Lucifer.

Gabriel/Dean/Castiel. Written for a prompt of WING!Porn Read the author's notes before reading. SLASH GAY LOVE! MAN ON ANGEL ON ANGEL LOVE! This Squick you? Don't read

Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.

How Sasuke shows his upmost affection towards Karin. Crack. Contains Danzo bashing, SasuKarin bashing, slight Karin bashing, and slight Sasuke bashing. Rated M for language.

The Akatsuki organization are guest stars on the Maury Show...A baby was found on their doorstep and a letter from a woman claiming that one of them was the father, excluding Konan of course, and all want to hear "You Are Not The Father" Who is the father

Matt has an adversion to a certain word, and it's because of a particular article of baggage that he's never even told the one he loves. MelloxMatt Mello POV oneshot. Rated for adult themes.

Matt misses Mello. A lot. Stupid hacking seminar... MxM oneshot Matt POV. Based on the song by Lily Allen. Requested by Aura Sleepless.

Turns out, Mello is desperately afraid of storms. But the one he loves can always make it just a little bit better. MxM oneshot Mello POV

And, for some reason, he believes I'm worth it. That loving me is worth being second, the thing he hates most in the world. Matt POV MxM oneshot

Really, in the end, Mello is the one for me. MxM oneshot Matt POV Fluff

I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot

Appendix to Look in My Tormented Eye. Sam/Gabriel wing!porn. NOTE: Not the Trickster! This was written before before Season 5

Kakuzu and Hidan need a place to stay and when a stranger offers them one they can't help but take it. After an incident with their host things take and odd turn. For the better or worse? Warnings: language, explicit content, threesome, Kuzu/Hidan/FemOC.

Mello, Near, and Matt explore a different way of feeling loved in an orphanage. Warning: This story may creep you out.

Two adjectives for each letter of the alphabet, describing Tobi and Deidara's relationship. I dedicate this to all the TobixDeidara lovers out there. Also dedicated to the TobixDeidara haters out there, just to piss them off. XD Rated M for sex and yaoi.

Peek in to a girl's life!Having Deidara as a bestfriend is fun! Know his secrets...oneshot, a deidaraxoc friendship fic!

Kakuzu had forgotten how badly Hidan reacted when he got too cold. This wasn't the first time Hidan had passed out from the cold, but he'd been unconcious for a longer time than usual.

Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.

What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-

Unable to deal with the death of his Danna, Deidara finds a new and destructive way to handle the heavy loss. Unfortunately for Tobi, this does not mean having a say in the matter. All the while Zetsu must accept his fate as a silent observer.

-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.

The Akatsuki members discuss/argue about what kind of girls they like. Deidara wonders if the rest of them likes ogling at women as much as he does? And what kind of females can spark an interest in the eyes of the Uchiha? Rated for language. Crackfic.

When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!

KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3

chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei

Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot

Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot

Poor Sasori danna. SasoDei oneshot

The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]

Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.

Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P

So Akatsuki were just out killing for fun. Then, next morning: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu awake to find themselves as...you guessed it...women! And Leader is being somesort of pimp, recruiting sexy women for an army.

I love you... yeah? Deidara sometimes wishes he'd get some kind of response.