Southern-Dreamer-Babehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010. Wow I've looked through some of my posts and I'm honestly a little embarrassed. I'm an all grown up 18 year old now however I still curse. I'm going to try to get back into writing as a way to relieve some school/college related stress. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with whatever this account is for too long of a time. I've changed my username from VeggieVampBabe due to the fact that I was 14 (good lord) when I created that pen name. Please, everyone, try to bear with me. | |||||||
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Uprising by jasperskitty reviews
Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,533 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Of Clipped Wings and Chipped Halos by 11oyd reviews
Try it, they say. You'll love it. Better than cocaine, better than heroin. Makes you feel like you're fucking flying. Nothing can beat it, God, you'll never want to come down. Try it. In which Special Agent Dean Winchester is partnered with an unusually trained teenager to stop the spread of Grace, the darkest drug on the market.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 167,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
UNFAITHFUL DIARY OF AN AFFAIR by LoVeE 08 reviews
bella has a steamy affair with edward after meeting him one drunken night .she falls for for her bestfriends brother but she still marries another.with a crazy husband will they have a chance at a happly everafter...can true love prevail or it set up to fail.crazy plot and unseen twists this story is M for mature if your not old enough to buy a shot of JD this story isnt for you..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,535 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Can Keep A Secret If You Can Keep Me Guessing by squishyrainbows reviews
Another All Time Low fanfic written by me :
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,452 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
The Cullens spend a week on Isle Esme by Ilovemywolf reviews
The Cullen's go on hoilday for the first time all togeher...what could go wrong? Well,Alice gets Nessie drunk, Edward steals lipstick from Bella, Jacob says no to sex and Emmett gets Rosalie all wet...Nothing could go wrong...Will for sure make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Untouchable by TwilightCakes reviews
Renesmee can't decide where she fits in and most importantly - who she should love. She is growing up and things are changing fast between her and her best friend Jake. Will she let him in before something else gets in the way first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 450,370 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Sharpest Lives by lvtwilight09 reviews
Five years after Edward left, the Cullens find Bella. She is no longer who they knew her to be and has managed to destroy her life with the choices she's made. Can Edward manage to save Bella from herself before its too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,406 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hands On Therapy by TellMeNoLies reviews
Feeling unsure about her wedding night, Bella Swan seeks out world reknowned sex therapist and hands on instructor Dr.Edward Cullen. Things start to change during the course of their sessions, leaving them both unsettled. OOC/AH/LANGUAGE/LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,101 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Mate by kickedbckntn reviews
What happens when the rest of the Cullens make nice with Bella first. With Alice's visions of their future. Will Bella and Edward find the love he has been told is coming. lemons coiming
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,080 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Living in sin by Bellaflo reviews
Bella has reached her limit when comes to her failed marriage with Mike Newton. Edward appears in her life, turning her world upside down. What will happen when these two meet? Will they give in to their desires? AU/AH. Rated M for mature language & sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,840 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cadets and the Inverted Snake Tamer by Greenabsinthia reviews
Bella and Edward find themselves in a bit of trouble. What happens? Read to find out. My entry for the FML contest. AH and OOC. Rated M. Disclaimer: This fic is rated M for a reason. It contains underage drinking, as well as sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet, Sour, Sexy revenge by CBCRAZYGRL5 reviews
Bella was a nerd in Elementary school. She was bullied by lauren and edward. What happens when she comes back smarter, cooler, and a whole lot sexier? Rated M for sex/violence in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
Vegas Nights: Pink Pleasure Palace by Bellavampiresbetterthanyou reviews
AU/AH.Bella,Edward,& a business trip to Vegas.Bella's had years of mediocre sex, no oral satisfaction,& a broken heart. Edward is there to help her out, and the Pink Pleasure Palace sure isn't a casino,folks. M for adult content, snark, sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight in 200 words by WingedWarrior16 reviews
My summary of Twilight in 200 words... M for language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire by For I Have Sinned
I made a decision. I have to get away. I have to run so far away I forget all about my pain. Who are you kidding Bella? Nowhere is far enough to get away from Edward Cullen. AH. Cannon Pairings. Summary Inside. R&R please. Rated M for sex...and sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,444 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
BET WARS! by Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Twilight, If It Was Awesome by pgt1027 reviews
Cool story bro.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Explorations by Summer Leah reviews
Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward And Bella In All There Lemony Goodness by BOWL.MAN reviews
Bella Try's To Trick Edward In To Sleeping With Her Bits Of Fluff And Lots Of Lemon In Last Chapter What Will Bella Do To Try And Seduce Edward? Maybe an Odd Shopping Trip Or An Uncomfortable Conversation You'll Have To Read To Find Out First Lemon R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Your Guardian Angel by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
JACOB AND NESSIE! Takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie's relationship has its struggles as she grows older. Will she fall in love with Jacob? JACOBS POV. Summary SUCKS! Read and Review! Will have lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
New Pajamas by booknerd3000 reviews
Edward buys Bella some sexy new pjs. Could they be a little too sexy? Rated T for sexual content -smiles- no lemon, the're still only engaged
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
How To Teach Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Bella is abused and Edward is her teacher. What happens when he gives her a private lesson? Lemons, not just sex but a storyline too. All humans, a few typos, very sorry about those xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,665 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Passion For Eternity by Kipz56 reviews
What could Bella come up with that will make Edward see her point and change her? Age? no.. eternal life? no... sex? hm... maybe... lemons in the story!.. rated M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Wondering about Love in Wonderland reviews
He's watched out for her throughout her life and, unknowingly, she's watched out for him. When she returns it won't be to fight the Jabberwocky or to paint the roses red. She's searching for something a little more abstract - but she can't do it alone. And when mysterious forces try to stop them from finding it? Well, there might have to be a little more action than anticipated.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Caught in the Middle reviews
It all begain when Alicia was 16. Her whole life was changed, but for better or worse she isn't sure. Especially after Singers are involved with the loves of her life. OC, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Twilight IM reviews
Twilight charactors IMing and me lol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Eclipse reviews
Ah the book Eclipse. My favorite book : So, for a sad dedication to the upcoming movie, I created this. Please, read? I don't own Twilight or any of the books...sadly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
The first time I met you reviews
This is the story about what would have happeend to the Cullens if Bella had gone to live in Jacksonville with her mother. Please read, better than it sounds LOL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Edward
I think I love you reviews
You guys know I'm not good at these things *sigh*. So pretty much Nessie has a crush on Jake her bff and doesn't know how to tell him. Just read :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Twilight reviews
This is how Twilight would have looked if S. Meyers hadn't dazzled us with so many big words. Slightly OOC. Rated M for bad language, but it's not too bad : Begins where Alice and Jazz take Bella to Arizona.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
New Moon Rewrite reviews
This is my version of what would have happened, if New Moon was awesome. Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Sins reviews
It was sinful. It was wrong. But once, it couldn’t hurt…right? Alice and Rosalie have an addiction. One that’s become a big problem in the vampire world lately. An addiction that has only recently been banned. I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Twilight Twist reviews
What if Edward wasn't who we thought he was? I do not own Twilight, just this one-shot. Extremely short, but only because I'm not dancing around details we already know. Bella is more rebellious too. FYI
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In case you haven't noticed, we're already crazy reviews
4 friends have very crazy ideas about how to spend their childhood. Who would have known that these just might come true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward