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Gratuitous Title Here, Please by Kwahzutah reviews
Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Hidan, Akatsuki
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 641,141 - Reviews: 9395 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Barn by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is a witch without a coven, and who hasn't touched her magic in six years. But, after inheriting a house she believes to be haunted, she unwittingly unleashes upon herself the vexation that is a myriad of new faces-each one vying to be her familiar. Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,386 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 10/7/2017
The Aurseize by ClassySam reviews
After being shagged and humiliated by Draco Malfoy during Hogwarts, Jade gets a chance to seek her revenge 8 years later when he is wanted for murder. With the help of Harry Potter, a professional Aurseize, will she be able to catch him? Laughter ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 161 - Words: 273,323 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
misplace your cities by ElectraSev5n reviews
Experimentation is the lifeblood of fuuinjutsu research. Aiko was doing that noblest of pursuits at home on a Saturday night, and then she had to fling a fruit cart at rudely persistent kiri nin. ...That does happen to other people, right? This starts off very silly because it was meant to be only one drabble answering "what would Aiko do in canon?" Then it grew on me. Vapors pt3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,706 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 10/7/2017
Obelisk: Kingdom of Gods by VesperChan reviews
Entering the final kingdom, Sakura stands atop a castle of sand to face down the gods who first orchestrated the curse and began the bloody tradition of collecting human souls in a little black obelisk. Gladiators, Egyptian gods, and blood thirsty pharaohs paint a vivid picture on the inside of her mind as she sleeps, dreams, and struggles once again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,206 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Sakura H., Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Obelisk: Kingdom of Monsters by VesperChan reviews
More than halfway through the curse, Sakura's nightmares hold nothing back as fangs and spells seek to drag her down and bury her with the dead. Monsters have come at least to feast on what is left of her bones and devour her wounded heart. Beyond the scars and bloodshed, her soul is beginning to fade under the dim lights of another enchanted speakeasy and ruby eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 180,406 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Sakura H. - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
Obelisk: Kingdom of Beasts by VesperChan reviews
One Kingdom down, three to go. Carrying the scars on her heart, Sakura must brave the dreams again as this time, there are more sinister things then men waiting for her when she goes to sleep. The wolves have come to feast and her body will know their teeth. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 156,145 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Sakura H. - Complete
Obelisk: Kingdom of Man by VesperChan reviews
'She could swear she smelt sulfur when she exhaled. Nothing good ever came from boys who smelled like sulfur.' An ancient Egyptian curse and a world of dreams opens Sakura up to a life devoid of safety. In the darkness her nightmares bow themselves to her. In the morning they feast on her heart. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sai, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Settling the Score by noidont reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,458 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Ravenclaw Racketeers by CrashMind reviews
Ravenclaw Racketeers are a group of sly, underhand Ravenclaws who cause subtle trouble with their challenges. When Arcadia Morreno receives her first dare she is less than impressed to find herself tasked with seducing Draco Malfoy. But can she even do it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch by JolieFille reviews
...sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to seduce someone into becoming good. I mean, if you try hard enough, and you have enough sex appeal, I bet you could... Hmm, a new defense technique...I'm a genius! I wonder if anyone else has thought of this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 185,677 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Oliver W., Remus L. - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete