So. You've found my profile page. Congradu-fucking-lations. I suppose you'll want to know a bit about me. Here we go.

Name: Rhya

Age: Nineteen

Gender: Female

Location: Toronto, Canada.

Things that are total bombsauce: Kingdom Hearts, KH2, KH Re:CoM, my Wii, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy 7 and Final Fantasy X-2, my PS2, track and field, my pillow, Febreze, Bubblicious Bursts (preferably mango-peach flavoured), my friends, the awesome marks I get in school (I'm sorry, I just gotta brag!), my mom's cooking, ice skating, swimming, the computer, the gigantic TV, my room (Heaven on earth) and playing the drums. Hell yes.

Things that make me want to scream (In the bad, angry way): Sterotypes, faithism, racism, ableism, classism, sexism, heterosexualism, homophobes, ageism, all that shit. Math, math, math, math, math, my principal, annoying people, clingy people, whiners, spoiled people, gangster wannabes, rap, Miley Cyrus, High School Musical, heavy metal, bad grammar, dijon mustard, Miley Cyrus, Americans who tell me my spelling is wrong when it's actually only because I'm CANADIAN, bad spelling...so on.

Favorite subject: L.A, music and science.

Least favorite subject: MATH! Ew.

Favorite games: Zelda: Twilight Princess, KH, KH Re:CoM, KH2, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Wii Play, Wii Sports, DDR, FFX, FFX-2, FF7, Rayman...

Favorite animes/mangas: Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Prince of Tennis, Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Bleach, Samurai 7...uh...there's more, can't remember them all.

LEAST favorite animes/mangas: Peach Girl.

Favorite bands/singers/soundtracks: Paramore, Lady Gaga, Mamma Mia! soundtrack, The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack, The Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Taylor Swift, The All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, Black-Eyed Peas, Sean Kingston, Stereos, Coldplay, Cascada, Colbie Caillat, Britney Spears, Elvis Presley, The Fray, Jay Sean, Hedley, Gwen Stefani, Lilly Allen, Mariana's Trench, Owl City, Weezer, The Wombats.

Interests: Reading, drawing, singing, music, the drums, listening to music, reading, writing, drawing, reading, drawing, yapping with my friends, yapping with my teachers (They're all young and females), and...I can't think of anything else.

Awesome pairings: Axel/Roxas (AkuRoku), Sora/Riku (Soku), Leon/Cloud (Cleon), Zexion/Demyx (Zemyx), Seifer/Hayner (Seiner)

Pairings I hate: Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Naminé (most pairings that aren't above)

"And the PEACEful disciples said, 'My PEACE I leave, my PEACE I give to you...as we ate REESE'S P(EACES) with the LORD...' And he said, 'I HAVE A PIECE OF LINT IN MY PEACEFUL EYEEEE...'"

- Dane Cook

"Have you ever tried to sneeze while you're takin' a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening 'cause actually you can't do it! It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing! Your brain won't let it happen! Your brain says: STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW! 'Cause your brain knows...you might blow your asshole out!"

- George Carlin

"About this time they tell ya to get on the plane. 'Get on the plane! Get on the plane!' Well I say, "FUCK YOU, I'm getting IN the plane!"

- George Carlin

"YO MAMMA SO FAT...uhhh...she's MORBIDLY OBSESE! Beat DAT, yo!"

- Me, when forgetting the awsome Yo Mamma crack I was about to say to my friend...PHAIL

"Nice weather we're having, huh?"

"Yeah. Just great. Hail and clouds. Negative twenty. Perfect for a picnic and a walk in the park, yeah?'

- A conversation between my friend and I

"Got it MEMORIZED?"

- Axel

"RUN! RUN AWAY!"

"Okay...?"

- Sora and Demyx in KH2, Olympus Coliseum - Underworld

"SILENCE! I kill you."

- Achmed the dead terrorist

"How's your wife, Walter?"

"Not good."

"Your sex life?"

"Terrible. She says I don't make the right sounds during sex."

"Oh."

"Wanna hear the sounds I make?"

"Uh...not really, no."

"Too bad."

"Okay, let's have it."

"GET. OFF."

- Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Everyone needs something to fight for."

-Axel, in the awesome fic, Midnight

"Ah yes, one of my many, many, many traits."

- Axel, the masterpiece fic by the.israel.project, The Unfamiliar

"Well, Sora how was your night? Not so good, Sora, I spent at least three hours wandering around in the dark, I stubbed my toe twice, my stake gave me a splinter, and I have only one dead vamp to show for it."

"Look on the bright side, at least you're not dead. Yet, I mean."

"Well if it isn't Riku. Again."

- Sora and Riku, in the fic Blue Moon

And that's pretty much me. Weird, neat freak, smart-ass, silly, sarcastic, mental, hyper, candy-loving, clumsy, blunt, barbarian-like table manners (Get outta the line of fire when I'm eating spaghetti!!), rambling, prone to go off on rants, yaoi-lover, stereotype-hater, nearly impeccable spelling, okay grammar, and yeah.

Ack.