HEY'LLO!!

I LOVE ANIME AND MANGA!!
SOME "NORMAL" BOOKS I READ ARE Laural K. Hamilton's Anita Blake Vampire Hunter NOVELS, AND Frank Peretti's BOOKS, AND Ted Dekker's BOOKS, AND Ellen Hopkin's BOOKS!!

STORIES I'VE WROTE/WORKING ON:

The FUN Song:Yes, this is slash. Of the Itachi/Kisame variety.

I've deleted 2 of my stories, simply because I lost interest in writing them and no one gave me new parings for Yaoi: What would happen if...

Quotes: (Will be added as I read them) Key: (...)-A section of text (it goes together)

"Reality Continues to ruin my life" ~Calvin and Hobbes

(“What’s the boy doing now?” Snape asked as he walked into the teacher’s lounge after having left in a bit of a tizzy from the conversation about Harry breaking his wand. He helped himself to a cup of tea, and looked over to where the boy lay on the floor with a book open in front of him and his new owl perched on the couch nearby.

“He’s decided to name his owl Voldemrot,” Minerva replied, “and is explaining to the owl exactly what You-Know-Who has done, because he changed two letters to get the owl’s name. I don’t know whether to be amused by the fact he’s explaining the name he chose to the owl, or be disturbed that he named the owl after the…thing that killed his parents.”

“Actually, I suppose you’re no better because you sound like some sort of mold that could destroy houses and disease small children,” the boy snorted from his place on the floor, “Voldemrot… ‘I’m sorry,’” the boy mocked in a deep voice, “‘but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.’"

Snape choked on his tea.) ~So Sue Me by: Lunakatrina

"I think the Army should develop a fleet of nuclear-powered attack unicycles, because nobody's ever going to be intimidated by a bunch of guys on unicycles. In fact, they'll probably think it's funny. And then, when their guard's down, BOOM! We strike! It might also help if the soldiers juggled." ~Fred Meyer

“He’s come back to finish the job! Quick, someone toss us out the window!” ~Sakon in 'Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed' by VFSNAKE

"The messenger bird guided him unerringly to the barrier that separated the Shinobi world from the Outside world. As he traveled he looked at the brochure the Hokage had provided him. Every time he saw one of these brochures he inwardly shuddered, this one had the misfortune of being titled So You Want to Go to the Outside. These things gave him the willies; the common consensus was that when nin affiliated with intelligence went mad the administration put them to work making brochures like the one he was now required to read. They often held such titles as 1001 Ways to Kill and Enjoy Yourself at the Same Time and Your Changing Body and You: How to Use it For the Good of the Village. The very worst part, he thought, was the creepy little cartoon people and animals the decorated it with ‘helpful’ little hints and advice." ~Kakashi Potter by: Shinigami-ko-neko-chan

"...the day Harry Potter was normal was the day Voldemort would claim himself a lover of bunnies and all things pink and fluffy." ~'Time Changer: Reading Philosopher's Stone' by Crossfire.Technicalites.x

("I want to kill you."

Jerking his head about to look at the Uchiha, Sai gave him a curious look and asked, "What was that Sasuke-kun?"

"I said I want—"

"Sasuke," Kakashi interrupted, having been supervising them for the past few minutes; he had known this was coming. "Just feel the good vibes. Feel them."

"There are no good vibes," Sasuke muttered, casting a dark, loathing look at the ROOT member. "Those are lies.") ~XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by: Guttersnipe

("Somewhere, Grammar died. He was buried next to his loving wife, Punctuation. Their evil step-brother's sister's father's other child's grandfather's grandchild, Txtspeech, stood upon their graves and laughed victoriously. Then some heroic Beta shot him. Repeatedly."

"Aside from team work, and the word beloved used in conjunction of sensei… I have one problem with this plan," Sasuke said slowly. "If you turn into a windmill shuriken… exactly what part of you am I grasping when I throw you?") ~Super Naruto by: esama

"Lord Potter has graciously accepted our offer to represent the Goblin Academy of Youth, we of course realize that GAY has different connotations in your culture so it will just say Gringotts on the front of his robes." ~Can't Have It Both Ways by: Robst

("Mr Potter, could I have a quick word?"

Harry stopped and gave the old man a hard stare before giving a one word answer.

"Velocity") ~In This World and the Next by: Robst