So, it's been a really long time since I got on here and updated my profile... This is from when I was about thirteen... But I'm back on now and I've had some story ideas floating about, so prepare your selves and your house elves! (that's Savannahs..)

On another note, I've just read everything on my profile that i previously wrote... I just wanted to apologize, I'd take it down but i find it far too hysterical. I would love to deny that i was one of 'those' preteens, but sadly I was. So let's just embrace it, shall we? At least my grammar has improved just a little bit.

WOWOWOWOWOW!! Hey, so whats up? Yeah im reading this too!! Thats exciting! So lets tell a bit about me, shall we?

So! My name? Like I'm telling you that.

My age? You stalker.

What do i look like? You asking that so you can abduct me?

My best friend? Esperenza be her name! she's freaking tan... we look like opposites!

Where do i live? In the smurf village. where else?

Fave quotes--

"The pale faces" Esperenza- "OMJ ROSE, JAKE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU AGAIN!"

No really they were prancing and holding hands!! - My bffs dad (talking about his six yr old son and his friend)

Who was the leader of the Bolshivics, Molly?- Roby
JOHN LENNON!!- Molly
Uh, No Molly, It's Vladimer Lennon. John Lennon is one of the Beatles. Good singer, took too many drugs, but a good singer. -Roby,
Ooh- Molly

ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE BIT OF FAITH, TRUST, AND SOME PIXIE DUST!!

Wow, he's a super human moron!- Rob Pattinson.

Is ur laptop portable?- Mack

Is your basement down stairs?? - Bree

"You and me will be those old ladies playing tag in our motor chairs in the assisted living home" :)

"Yeah, i was going to get some Disco Chips then i remembered that they didnt have processed potatoes in the 1600's!!" Esperenza comment on science class

"Wait do you hear that?"
"No what are you talking about?"
"I hear this really annoying buzzing noise!"
Look over to find Rose and Esperenza in corner with nails and a chalk board""
"What have i told you about that!"

"It was so weird, i just found all the oranges in my purse!" Rose and Esperenza strangled laughs

"ESPERENZA YOU DONT NEED UR TUTU TO GO THE DGROUP PARTY!!"
"FINE~"

One day u will look out ur window and i'll be in a parrot costume chirping on ur roof...
Alright, i'll be waiting for that one

'You rich arent you?! I bet your mom drives a minivan! My mom drives a shopping cart!!"

AHHHHHH FIG NEWTONS!!

"Gahh i just really want to stab him with a spoon!!"

"Why is there cake on the roof?!" "That has a logical explination, i promise. Gimme one second... Ok so the elves-"

"Oh my gosh, i wanted to punch Bella in the face like fifteen times. Then i noticed i would break my tv." My history teacher (a very buff but short man who could easily kill you...) talking about New Moon.

Which Character Are You Most Like?

Hahah i guess Im most like Alice. I'm just a happy spastic person in general! I love to plan parties and be around people. And i. love. revenge. way. too. much.

Oo and i've got a bit of bella, i am one of the clumsiest people on the planet!! Syrsly! I trip while standing completely still. Its weird.

And i really love Rosalie! Everyone like hates her but its just because she is misunderstood and becaus of that people just dont like her, but really if u read her past you wouldnt hate her, you would have SO much compassion for her! ROSALIE LILLIAN HALE IS NICE, YOUR JUST TOO AFRAID TO TRY TO GET TO KNOW HER!Well, now that i have annoyed the crap out of you,... SEND ME UR FAN FIC :D I LOVE READING THEM!!

Favorite Character?

EMMETT DALE MCCARTY CULLEN!! freaking love that kid :) Why? Because he is always there to make you laugh and even though he looks so scary and huge he's the sweetest person ever but is also there to punch any one in the face if a reason found. And plus i have an obsession with tall people. (i'm pretty short myself, and i just love tall people) So yeah, i basically love him to death. hahah no pun intended.

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