Hola. :3 Call me Andy. My real name is Andrea, but I like Andy more. I blame The Devil Wears Prada for that.

The number one thing you should know about me: I am not like most girls. I hate outdoors and social flings, love gaming / writing, and kinda hate shopping.

Likes: Music (what teenager doesn't?), gaming, JROCK, JPOP, Visual Kei, Kingdom Hearts, cosplay, conventions, drawing, anime, yaoi, fanfiction, writing, Final Fantasy, Pocky, Ramune, Lucky Panda, Kancho, band, texting, fangirling, writing Japanese, challenging myself to read katakana and hiragana quickly (xD yeah, weird goals), cats, hamsters

Dislikes: Preppy, concieted people, LYKE OH EM EFF GEE I JUST RED TWILIHT LYKE THA GRATEST BOOK SERIEZ EVAR (Me: o.o), spelling / grammatical errors, homophobic people (that means you, dad. -.-), unfair treatment, plagarism, animal abuse

Pairings I Adore:
Shou x Hiroto
Shou x Nao
Shou x Saga
Tora x Hiroto
Saga x Hiroto
Nao x Hiroto
Saga x Tora
Saga x Nao
Matsumiya
Juntoshi
MatsuSho
Matsujun x Aiba
Ohmiya
Sakumiya
Sakuraiba
AkuRoku
RokuRiku
SoRiku
AkuRiku
Zemyx
Roxas x Kairi
Roxas x Olette
Matt x Mello
L x Light
Gackt x Hyde

OK, most people are probably going to hate me for this, but I suck at writing. No, no, it's true, I'm not gonna deny that. I'm good at planning and helping people, but not so good at putting the ideas down on paper. xD

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters: 1) Axel, 2) Roxas, 3) Larxene, 4) Namine, 5) Hayner, 6) Olette, 7) Sora, 8) Riku, 9) Xigbar, 10) Demyx, 11) Zexion, 12) Marluxia

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Olette/Zexion? No.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Namine's cute... not hot. If I liked girls liked that though, I would want her to be my girlfriend. :D

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Marluxia got Riku prego? xD Oh god. Little ol' Marly would die.

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Demyx? Yeah. I could recommend a lot of them, but I can't remember the names... damnit. D:

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Roxas and Olette... :DD Yeah. One of my only favorite het pairings.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hayner/Xigbar or Hayner/Demyx. Um. Yeah. :\ Hayner and Demy.

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Sora walked in on Marly and Roxy? He would be scarred for life, squeak loudly, and then a threesome, probably.
... My brain's odd. ._.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Larxene/Demyx. Hmm... Demyx falls for a crazy bitch. Craziness ensues. I like being vague.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Axel/Riku? Hell yeah, there are.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Sora/Marluxia. /is trying to imagine seme!Sora/ There can't be any. SORA IS AN UKE. D':

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Namine de-flower Axel? Man, when did all the girls become controlling bitches? Axel gets drunk and Namine has been sniffing Sharpies and is (dare I say it) horny.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Sora? Haha yep.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Larxene? Yeppers.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Zexion. Probably.

15.)Would anyone you know writes Two/Four/Five?
Roxas/Namine/Hayner. Nope. But OH MY LORD THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. :DD

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Demyx: ZEXION I BROKE MY SITAR STRING! /cries/ ...Hey, you didn't say it had to be about sex, didja?

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Riku... How You Remind Me by Nickelback.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Axel/Olette/Marluxia. Flowers. Popcorn. Disney movies. Threesome. More flowers.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Demy's finally hitting on Roxy. :3 He would probably stutter, blush, "Um...," and in a tiny voice, "I really like you."

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hayner? Last Friday.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Olette? 0.o Erm... She likes watching Roxas and Hayner get it on. Not sure really. :\

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Zexion shag Xigbar? Maybe. Most definately drunk though. Like, I-can't-walk-right-now-god-stop-tripping drunk.

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Larxene and Sora would definitaly be Larxene. She's a controlling bitch, he's an adorable uke. Seems to be in order here. /nods approvingly/

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
Axel and Xigbar in a relationship, Xigbar leaves him for Namine (gasp he's bi! :O). Axel has sex with Zexion and an affair with Marluxia, and then listens to Hayner and finds true love with Larxne. Maybe the title would be My Life Is Awesome, But Karma's A Fucking Bitch. I dunno would would care to write it though.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sora/Riku? God are you living under a rock? OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING CANON. D:

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen. Japanese laugh scares the crap outta me. O_O

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. Important in the first game, useless in the second. -.-;;

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town or The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro. UGHHH. .

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion. Riku gives it to Sora. I don't see KAIRI giving Sora a new Keyblade. Well, sure, she gave him Oathkeeper, but it's not as cool. xP

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

None, really.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master. Sora looks hot in yellow...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku. Have people never actually listened to the crap Axel says?! TOTALLY something going on between them.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoKai. We all know that Sora is gay. He does NOT look good with a girl.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Nope.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

I heard somewhere there was a Riku x Mickey fic. -.-; WTH.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Like most people, I am supremely ticked off that Kairi got a keyblade.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I agree with smilenlaugh4evr. Riku. And their knuckle touch is totally pwnsome. :DD

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

GOD YES. There is something going on between them, and they can't deny that.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He talks in all his scenes in Re:CoM. It's just because of his hair that people call him emo.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I think he's bi, 'cuz he looks pretty good with Larxy. But I bet he swings more towards the guys. xD Who can blame him?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Maybe. Her or Selphie. UGHHHH DIE!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

This is hard. Umm... Olette. They are pretty cute together.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Um, theory? xD I love KH, but I haven't got time to develop theories.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Not really. Then again, I haven't beaten the game because the card system makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas, probably. He is quiet and stuff, but he has one heckuva bad side.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Nothing, really. Since I'm quiet, no one really talks to me, so I can fangirl myself to death in my head. But at lunch, oh good GOD, you can't get me to shut up about KH. xD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. Probably Roxas. Or Olette, 'cause then I wouldn't have to wear a wig.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Demy had to pull the card out and start reading it. Aww, such a cute klutz.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Sora didn't sound like he was 6 anymore (guess he hadn't gone through puberty yet. xD), there were pure AkuRoku scenes, and the sea-salt ice cream. ...No seriously, that stuff is friggin awesome.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy, for he be smexy.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxy!! /glomp/

34. Roxas or Sora?

Wouldn't I technically be picking the same thing? :P Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AKUROKU.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas. Namine and Riku is kind creepy. She seems so young and he looks so much older than her. e_o That'd just be creepy.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea salt FTW. TOTALLY worth shaking a plastic bag for an hour. :DD

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloudy!! /glomp/

43. CloTi or Clerith?

I HAVE to choose? I can't picture him with a girl, though!! TT.TT Umm... CloTi.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Can I choose Hikari? No? Darn. Simple and Clean then.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas, Hayner (kinda), Zexion, Demyx, Leon, Cloud, and more. I just can't think of 'em right now.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Can't think of any.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno. There are probably more out there.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. We all know that it shall make AkuRoku fans very happy.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. More characters, and the graphics are so much more sleek and better.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The hot guys. Now if you haven't played KH yet... /grabs gun and cocks it/ BUY IT. NOW.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I was born on the day of Xigbar X Saix
In the month of Xaldin
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus
And I'm Xemnas X Vexen (oh, wonder if that's a pairing. xD) years old. You could also say that I'm Xemnas + Roxas years old. Or Axel + Lexaeus years old. Many more.
My favorite number is Roxas + Axel. (Hah, go figure.)
But my lucky number is Roxas!
If you get it, put your own on your profile!