tinytinykingkong
 Author has written 3 stories for X-overs, Calvin & Hobbes, and Harry Potter. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!) Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this onto your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign. Paste this in you profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards. I think you get it... I'm very clumsy :P If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. AACIBD--Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder--except Rosalie--then again she's not really a Cullen is she? AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. LES is Love Edward Syndrome. or Love Emmett Syndrome. WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!! If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Bella" you freak out and have a small fit because you love them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward or Bella from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with all your heart. And are not afraid to show it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile “Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and Dogs should relax and get used to it.”- Unknown The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name, age, birthday, ect.while intoducing yourself, and not to some stupid crush, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? I kenw taht slpeling wanst ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. If so, scroll down(don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Cells/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes! ONE FOR THE GIRLS! (1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..." (2)Dear Lord, (3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for (4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it? Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back! Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. "It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers Come to the dark side, we have cookies! I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder I only have PMS on days that end with a Y I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then. You remember watching: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: You remember when it was actually worth getting up early You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everything was settled by: when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching: You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) one word. . . Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman. You had slap bracelets! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER ( I Love you mommy!) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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