Before I say anything else- I AM A BOY. Meaning, I was born with a nether region that girls don’t have. At least I hope they don’t have my certain nether region because otherwise wouldn’t that mean that the world was gay? Luckily though, through research and observation, I have discovered that the world is actually not gay since girls have a slightly different nether region than my own.

Do not ask about said research and observation. It was not innocent and I will not be scarred for the rest of my life because of it. I will in fact relish in the memories.

Though let's move on since there is other information to enlighten you of besides my gender (which is actually classified as man-boy-thing by Shadow Hunt, who I’m a loyal muse to). First thing to say is that I happen to have a deep and needy obsession with everything Nintendo related. Second thing I have to say is that my obsession is completely abnormal but has been checked out by a few (as in several) competent doctors and all of them have agreed that Shigeru Miyamoto needs a restraining order against me. He doesn’t know it yet but I have set in action a plan beyond brilliance in which by the end of it I will have in my possession a strand of his hair.

Please also refrain from asking what I need the hair for. I would have to kill you if you became too curious.

Anime is another thing I’m slightly (by which I mean "less than Nintendo") obsessed with. Death Note, Kaiji (currently Jap only), and Code Geass are my favorites at the moment, and Death Note will probably always be actually. So if you haven’t read the manga or seen the anime or movie I think you should. And when I say think I mean I’m glaring at you and holding a gun against your back. No pressure. I suppose I should also (not) be pressuring you into a fondness with RPGs, which is a lot more reasonable you must admit. At least, I think you should at least play a game of Final Fantasy, one of my favorite video game series (and also the only non-Nintendo one on my list, a great honor), before you swear RPGs off. Or you can play Skies of Arcadia. Pick your poison.

So… there’s not much left to say except to recap for a second and repeat that I’m Shadow Hunt’s muse. She loves me and claims that one day she will marry me. Then of course she will divorce me and steal all my money because by then I will be a corporate in Nintendo and will have all the money to spare. Such a lovely relationship we have…

My (nonexistent) Stories:

Heaven vs. Hell-

A simple Super Smash Bros. fic where Pit has to go against Meta Knight...it will be my first fic, so let's hope it turns out good!