Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U

We all know them. Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived and Sirius Black: The loving godfather. Actually,Harry might be the more loving one- and perhaps he's a bit too loving of Sirius, but maybe Sirius doesn't mind that as much as he should. HarryXSirius YAOI

Love. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced. At times I wish I had never fallen in love... Watch as the world changes and people fall in love. Actual Summary inside. Lemon, Femslash, Slash, War, Mythical Beings, AU, Magic, Love, Destiny...

The darkest moments are often just before the dawn. The Rebels must cope with their loss. Story 3/4 in The Dark Side Series.

10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.

Klaine, The Warblers and New Directions find themselves getting a trip to Europe to sing for 2 weeks this summer. Perfect summer romance for Klaine. Some smut, but M for possible later chapters

Yuki's good at a lot of things but when it comes to handling the other Sohma in his school he seems to be the worst. In the end will they surrender to their budding feelings? Or will they completely deny it? AU, KyoxYuki. Rated M for later chapters.

As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering

What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.

Harry is in need of rescue, his savior being something much more than he bargained for. An ancient prophecy forms a bond, and begins a battle for their future. SNARRY SLASH. The beginning chapters have TERRIBLE grammar. You were warned.It gets better :

When Yuki collapses outside due to unknown reasons, Hatori is called to check up on him. After his examination he gives a diagnose that doesn't sit quite right with the rat. Amnesia? Yeah right. KyoxYuki

During training his fifth year, Harry is horrified to learn that he is not only gay, but strongly attracted to his most hated professor. The development of a very unlikely relationship in the middle of a war. Takes place books 5-7

"This story isn't for you… it's not some great love story or anything like that. All you need to know is that it's about me and it's about her. "- a love story told through santana's eyes.

Draco Malfoy needs help, but his bitter godfather is unwilling to help...Until Snape realizes that Draco's condition might help him find out what happened to Harry. Better detailed summary inside.

Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru

Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.

While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.

Nobody's perfect. So under that logic, it was entirely unfair to watch certain people just float through life without so much as stumbling and Finn wasn't going to stand for it any longer. Blangst. Klaine.

Kurt sings a rather risque song for Glee Club, inadvertently causing the club members to fantasize about him in...compromising positions. Kurt/Others Fantasy only but Klaine all the way. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Oh yes, this is gonna be good.

At the previous year's Jellicle Ball, Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees become mates. This leads to some unexpected and magical consequences. Warnings for slash and mpreg.

Akito fought to break him, take him, make him hers alone. What she didn't know, what he didn't know, was that he already belonged to someone else. Neither knew they belonged to the other, but they had been there for each other since the beginning. Boyxboy

"You were so fragile, Cass. I… I felt like… I thought you weren't real"/'What's more important? Love or food'/'In a way, I feel like I'm Dying.'/ Sid's in love with Cassie, but her anorexia is beginning to consume him as she drags him down with her.

"This is the method my dad used when he was my age to determine his feelings for my mom - he wrote a book of letters to her every time he learned something new about her or had something he wanted to say but couldn't..." Klaine.

Harry has a "tell," when he needs affection. Ron never realized Severus had the same one. A Snarry told from a Ron-centric viewpoint. Yep.

Blaine is at last embracing his second love - art. What he doesn't expect is for the living statue of David to walk into his art class in nothing but a silk robe... RATED M, for possible future chapters.

It was unique. It was sensational. It was striking jealousy into the hearts of hundreds of hormonal teenage girls Hogwarts-wide. It was: Drapple. The tragic story of Draco and Apple's relationship from beginning to end. Please don't take it seriously!

Draco must stay true to she who he loves more than any other...

"I do," Kurt vowed without thinking, and before the thought even reached his mind, he added, "I think." Immediately realizing what he'd just said, Kurt whipped his head up, but not to look at his shocked fiance - to look at his best friend Blaine. AU.

Tony suddenly changes his attitude towards Maxxie - and Michelle has been acting strangely. Rating is M for up-coming chapters. Tony/Maxxie.

Blaine convinces Kurt to go to a baseball game, much to his dismay. Drabble, fluff.

Burt's worried about Blaine. Kurt doesn't understand why until Blaine shows up on their doorstep. [ON HIATUS]

What is a synonym for Edward Cullen? Sweet, Sexy vampire, charismatic and charming. But what if it became the opposite? If Edward was the ugly, nerdy, human- romantic to the very core? Now all he needs is someone to teach him how to live life propely.

Sequel to Unlikeliest of Lovers. Misto and Tugger enjoy their new lives as mates but their love is severely tested after an accident occurs one fateful night.

When Harry breaks up with Ron for Draco, Ron is understandably angry. No better way to get back at him than to make it seem like he had sex with Harry's crush - who just happens to be Snape. Warnings: Alcohol use, slash, bad language. Please read/review!

sometimes she hates herself more than anyone else. cassie-centric

On the anniversary of his mother's death, Karofsky had shoved him into a locker for the first time. And Kurt felt his heart break as he finally realized that he would never be accepted for who he was. Oneshot. TRIGGER ALERT - contains self-harm.

Sequel to Rice Balls and Cat Calls- Now Shigure's in New York, Yuki in London, and Kyo and Tohru? Lets just say things start to get rocky! But even with the curse broken, something bonds them all together? What could it be?

What happens after Yuki and Kyou's secret is exposed to Tooru's friends. Nothing too explict, KyouXTooruXYuki Pairing

An all human New York love story. Sex, love, drama, a little violence - it's got it all.

A bunch of one shots i wrote about Alice and how short she is. 4'10! go shorty! rated t for language.

Summary: Tugger is agrivated that Misto had called him a bore during the Ball. So in four days course he decides to do the one thing everyone knew he would do. Try to woo Misto! Warning: SLASH!

What was it about him? Maybe how he always tried to get my attention by flirting with other queens. I like queens, really I do, but there is something about him I can't shake. Was I…gay?

Bree Tanner was doomed after the fight in Eclipse. She knew she was going to die. But, the human Bella stands up for her and saves her life. Bree is now a Cullen vampire in training and has an Unexpected romance. Rated T for violence and more.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Have you ever felt her lips, hot as hell's own flames, pressing against your skin?

She'd have been fine with just dinner. He'd have been fine if she'd have actually eaten it. Sid/Cassie. One-shot.

Bella, Alice, and Rosalie have a band are are going to compete on a show for a chance at stardom. But, when they met Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, will they focus on love instead of the Contest?

If Tugger raising a kitten wasn't enough to blow the top off the cake then having him fall in love with that same kitten will. First 7 or 8 chapters are non slash. RR moved to cats category COMPLETED JAN 2010!

The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE

I decided to re-write an alternate Breaking Dawn!

Seth imprints with a girl he doesn't know. What happens when Nessie and his imprint start hanging out togther? Will the wolves approve of her staying at the Cullens house? Maybe who knows?

Confused about the quotes of the day! Well, I'm here to un confuse you. Or confuse you more... Well, crazy and random answers to all your BD Qoutes of the day wonderings! Full explination inside.-IS BACK AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO D:-

Bella becomes pregnant following an event with Edward on her birthday.What happens when she leaves them in another coven's care and goes to find her lost love? Will they forgive her?And why is Aro showing up on their doorstep? R&R! *For BFFE Breanna!*

All good things must come at a price. But is the cost always worth it? Story 2/4 in the Dark Side Series.

this is a poem about feeling sad and depressed then felling better

this is a poem set around world warII i guess and is sad . but i hope its alright

this is a list of really cool words that you may not understand but comment and ill tell you what they mean they were arraged by me zoe and kayla !

Mistoffelees is in love with the Rum Tum Tugger but is at a stand still as to what to do about it. Will the events following a normal day in the junkyard lead to love? Slash! Rated M for future content.

Cassandra looks back on her past lives--and the lessons learned from them.

A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!

me jess kayla and ben were in a convo thru msn we were lyk all hyper and like yay so yea its relly funnily cool so read it please or u shall not get cookies

James and Meowth are menaced by a monster - but Jessie's run into trouble on her own. Who will save who? And will anyone remember the hair gel? A bit of light RocketShipping for an idle afternoon.

.:.SLASH.:. Chapter Nine...Misto Loves Tugger , Tugger loves Misto , But what happens when they are faced with complications , and secret that should never have been told. Please Review!

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

Grizabella's outcast children, Bombalurina and Macavity, seek revenge against the Jellicles. Their weapon of choice? Demeter.

Based on a true story. Note: This is my first CATS fanfic. I used reference pictures of Demeter and Cassandra. Rated T for mention of Rape.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have...Quaxo/MistoffeleesxTugger...SLASH...Please R&R

In a freak hiccup accident, Mistoffelees gets changed into a female cat. Send in one womanizing best friend and you are sure to get some interesting situations. Tugger/Misto-centric. Don't like, don't read.

Within every Jellicle lies the power to do great good...or great evil. Story 1/4 in the Dark Side Series.

SLASH:Misto and Tugger are caught 'Wrestling' , how are they gonna get outta this one? Rated M 'cause its kinda perverted , but stil please read , and Review...:SLASH

When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.

Poems about lost love and broken relationships , I really cant do summaries , Pretty Please Review with Misto on Top, reviews would be nice too...x

This is a poem about one of the best - Bombalurina!

What if the Jellicles read fanfiction?

For years, Tantomile has been the "freak" of the Jellicle Clan. Shunned by everyone, including her own mother, Tanto struggles to find herself, and at the same time, come to terms with the gift she has been given.

Two figures discuss Old Deuteronomy's disappearance just moments after it happens. Can you guess who?

Abandoned at birth, exiled in youth, Bombalurina was the scarlet feline of the Jellicle Clan. This is her story, as best it can be told.

Yes I know it's overdone but too bad. What happens when my friends and I win a game show, and go to Forks? When fiction becomes reality? When the vampire realm depends on two perverted tweens? Crap, vampires are doomed if it's up to us...

Tugger gives Quaxo a list that is sure to make Victoria fall madly in love with him.

A poem. Bombalurina speaks to Macavity.

My first poem ever...really. So please flame so I can learn. This is a poem on Jemima asking Alonzo if he can ever be faithful.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD WE NEED TO HIT 1000 Cats fanfics..............................xxx

Okay, gonna try my hand at a songfic. Way back in Twilight when Edward doesn't want to admit he's in love. Can he get his head in the game, or is his heart too far into the song of his la tua canatae?

Your Swagger Makes Me Smile! The Final Installment. Yes, it is over! But stay tuned for the sequel which will be up soon. Any future readers, feel free to review. I will always answer. So once again, thank you to all my lovely reviewers! Love you guys!

Ever wonder what Quaxo thought of Tugger's song? Well now is your chance to find out!

The Cullens and Bella get AIM! Oh the thrills we shall have! OOC, and funny. To me, at least! R&R!

Etcetera and Electra love the way life is, well there is six young toms and only two young queens. Then their world falls apart when the very pretty Victoria and Jemima show up. A story from Etcetera's point of view. Should be Crazy!

When you picture Rumpleteazer, the image includes giggling, mischief, etc...but a book? Whaat? Precisely. Mungo returns from a solo raid and finds something most odd. Please r&r, I'd appreciate it!

Have you ever wondered if Etcetera is really as happy and energetic as she seems? Is she really faking? Here is a poem I wrote about how I think Etcetera feels about Bombalurina and Tugger flirting with Bomby instead of her.

What happends when Wizards of Waverly Place, High School Musical, and Return to Halloweentown characters all meet up and share their secrets? Read to find out.

Munkustrap and Bombalurina's daughters cause chaos in the Junkyard.

This is a haiku about Edward Cullen!

Etcetera and Electra discover the meaning of April fools day... BIG PROBLEM.

A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.

A short little story about Electra and Etcetera trying to take over Tugger, in a Pinky and the Brain manner. Based off an idea of Mystitat.

Tooru finds something interesting in her locker one morning. Written for the Furuba ML fanfiction contest. Finally finished after 4 years!

A new look at Etcetera and her feeling about Tugger. Crap Summary but worth a look.

a shortish poem about Etcetera. Kind of angsty, but it wasn't supposed to be like that. Please R&R.

Three short weeks make a world of difference in Etcetera's relationship with the Rum Tum Tugger. Short, simple oneshot. EtcyxTugger

[CATS] A poem about Etcetera, from the point of veiw of a much calmer storyteller. Demeter, possibly. Also, a story about Cetty, It'll be in latter chapters. Watch for updates.

Formerly entitled: It Seemed Like A Good Idea. Cats: A bet between Bombalurina and the Rum Tum Tugger causes trouble for the Junkyard. Featuring MJRT and Mistoffelees.

CATS. A bad day is in store for Tugger and getting dumped by Etcetera is just the least of his problems.

Mungojerrie lost his sister six months ago and is still sore about it. What's worse though is that the new tribe member is making him forget her...

[CATS fic] Dueteronomy isn't who the Jellicles thought he was. They aren't who they thought they were either. My first fic, written as a school assignment.

Demeter hates Tugger with a passion; and Tugger's just made a bet to sleep with her

A typical Tugger and Mistoffelees slash. Some Mistoffelees torture and tons of love. No smut for obvious reasons. RR moved to CATS category.

A side story in the Belated Gift world. What happens when Yuki, Kyou, Hana-chan and Uo-chan are forced to leave Tooru at home and go on their school trip without her. R for some possible content in one of the later chapters, most content is pg to pg-13.

Etcetera has a hard time dealing with the fact that Tugger will never love her. Romance to come. Not too angsty, but...yeah. Chapter 2 in progress

When Etcetera finds out her kitten is autistic, her whole world is turned upside down.

What happens when Electra and Etcetera go exploring together?? Want to know?? Click that link above... go on!! I dare you!

A traditional Long Patrol marching song!

Alonzo and a few buckets of paint

Etcetera will do anything to make Tugger happy, but does she go too far? Bomba/Tugger final pairing, but lots of Etcy/Tugger fluffiness/mushiness too.

A completely tasteless Red Riding Hood/CATS crossover. This is COMPLETELY crusty pants and should not be rusted unless you're a fan of Jellylorum getting stoned....and if you are, seek psychiatric help IMMEDIATELY.

Basically a short piece about Victoria from CATS.