I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

here there be uncensored, unedited fanfiction in it's truest form. lots of drabbles and junk and whatever else i feel like posting indiscriminately. a lot of it will be awful. (most of it will be awful.) some of it will be satire. cheers. you've been warned.

fun fact: i have another account where i write slightly more serious fiction.