Oy sup! My original account, chachigirl96 or something alone the lines of that, was maliciously destroyed due to a horrible accident called I-forgot-my-password-so-I-tried-to-get-a-new-one-on-a-slow-computer-so-everything-went-horribly-wrong-and-the-computer-crashed-and-the-world-'sploded. As one might imagine, I was extremely upset, and for awhile wouldn't even read on Fanfiction.net altogether...but eventually, I kind of accidentally found some really amazing stories on here and so I got re-hooked. I began to miss the benefits of being a member so...I made a new account. So there. I will be re-uploading the stories I had on my other account (I think there was maybe like one xDD) as well as some others. So yeah, stay breezy. ;P

I know I'll at least be publishing my...sort of life's work, Attack of the SuperSonicnatural. I think I had uploaded maybe one chapter of that before the "Incident." the chapters may get posted relatively fast or slow, depending on how much time is spent fixing my 12-year-old writing style.

Just posted the first chapter of, "Of Murderous Psychopaths, Rockstars and Aliens." but I'm not going to post any more chapters until I am almost certain it has an audience. I am a little pissed that these stories that are written really badly are getting reviews the instant they hit the archives, yet mine remain un-touched even though it's the weekend and have been up on the site for over 12 hours now. So please, if you want more of the JTHM/Invader Zim/ Gorillaz story, let me know.

I like a bunch of stuff. Not really anime, I don't get Japanese humor. They're all like, "oops I spilled my soup!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY!!!! And then something happens that I thought was funny but it was supposed to be serious. O.O call me an uncivilized American if you wish. At least I'm funny ;P I don't really watch that many TV shows because I don't have cable. I love most cartoons, and I kinda sorta like Once Upon A Time, but I have trouble watching it due to the drama-ramas they have. I'm a comedy person all-the-way. That is what matters most to me. Seinfeld is my bible, and you'll most likely find quotes from it even in the most serious of my stories.

As far as games, I kind of suck at them so I mostly stick to Mario, and Sonic, And Mario, And Plants vs. Zombies, and Mario, and really simple stuff, and Mario.

I'm almost never at home because I dance (And by dance I mean ballet, not exotic ;P) so I may go long periods of time without updating stuff.

I would be happy to like, edit people's stories and stuff if they wanted a Beta reader, I think is what it's called, but I don't really know how that works, so PM me if you're interested. I got my Beta Reader profile all fancied up and everything.

I can be mean. I will make racist jokes, gay jokes, I will make crude remarks. I will never make these jokes in reviews of any sort, and it doesn't mean that I hate black people, or gay people, or Jews. I'm not anti-anything, I'm just an asshole.

I guess I should put down stuffulage about myself. You may refer to me as, "Taylor." but Tay, Tay-Tay, Taters, Tater, Tater-tot, or any other potato products you can think of.

Favorite Bands: A lot. too many to think of. I will listen to any song or group, unless it's country. No sir-ee, can't take too much of that.

Favorite Cartoons/TV Shows/Comics: Invader Zim, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Ed Edd, n' Eddy, The Regular Show, Power Puff Girls, Courage The Cowardly Dog, The Looney Tunes Show (What? That stuff's the shit) I could go on a long list of old cartoons I liked, I just can't think of half their names at the moment.

Favorite dance move: "The Swan" As made famous by John Heder aka Napoleon Dynamite.

Japanese people can't walk down to the 7/11 for a pack of smokes without transforming!" UNKNOWN

"If you wanna have an enjoyable ride; take the speed limit and divide it by five!" UNKNOWN

I want my story to be reviewed by either Lord Kelvin, or explodinghead! They're so...gah! Is it possible to idolize reviewers, even just a smidgelet?

2/3/13

Just got back from Panama City! My awesome little brother got 1st place at his meet in Parallel Bars! Which is weird, cuz, that's like his worst event. There. I said it.

I got fudge, chocolate-covered twinkies, fried chicken, and after I ate said stuffulage, my pointe teacher calls me about helping to teach the 10-year-old classes, so sorry if I don't update even LESS, I'm trying to lose some flubbehhhh. Oh yeah, and I almost got into a bar. True story, bro. And I wore a Gorillaz T-shirt out in public, and to my surprise a lot of people knew who they were. Go figure :P

2/5/13

Busy as hell. Competition is the first week of March, and we still haven't finished learning our damn routine. This was the ballet's first time attempting to do competitions, and I for one hope that it is the last unless next year they actually willing to be involved with it instead of slopping some shit together at the last two seconds. They are forcing us to do extra lessons (extra pay, too) because they didn't get started earlier enough. So I have to deal with that, As I stated previously, I'm going to be helping with baby classes on Saturdays. I am trying to edit Silverella (I posted it and then cried when I read it on the site because of all the shit I neglected to fix. "Asshole don't cry." That's got to be the best one.) I'm editing the next chapter of Attack of the SuperSonicnatural, and I'm also writing about three or four different short stories, I lost track. What do you guys think about these topics:

Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Knuckles going bowling?

Amy and Cream taking care of Rouge, Omega and Shadow's house while they are away on vacation? (This one would have an OC in it, sorry. It's two kids, and they're Rouge's niece and nephew. the only one that talks only has about 2 lines, though. It would just be real Sonic characters besides that.)

Amy, Cream and Rouge being taught a dance routine for a competition by Espio? (and yes, it would be heavily inspired by the current events going on for my own "competition" team)

If you see any you like, PM me. It would motivate me to finish them faster if I knew some people were interested in reading them. Other than that, I might not post them at all, depending on how they turn out. The second one I listed is actually finished, I just needed to go back and edit it. You know, 12 year old writers and all dat shit.

3/15/13

Oh good gracious thank the lawrd! That competition is finally over! As I suspected, there are already rumors circulating that the ballet will not be hosting another competition team next year. Boo hoo tear lets get a move on with our lives. I got my wisdom teeth out this Wednesday, so I'm in a lot of pain... ,( but, I will start editing stories, writing new chapters for stories...I might have been writing a few new stories xD Just a few Sonic and Gorillaz stories. Here's what may be coming soon:

Mean Gorillaz: It's just what you're thinking--Gorillaz crossed over with Mean Girls. Sounds like shit, right? I don't know, it's not a high-school setting, it's got some interesting little twists to it. Stick around. If I'm not hating it after writing a little bit more, you might just get to read it.

[Unnamed] It's got Murdoc telling 10 year-old Noodle a bedtime story--with the help of 2D and Russel, of course. I finished this one, but I'm definitely gonna have to go back and change a few things before posting it on the site.

[Semi-Unnamed] based on personal experience, Sonic embarks on the magical adventure of getting his wisdom teeth extracted from his mout--as well as a couple of other sub-plots. It's pretty funny so far, and I have a pretty good idea of how I'm going to end it.

Going to edit Silverella.

Going to (hopefully) post a few more chapters of A.S.S. (Attack of the SuperSonicnatural for those of you who have not been enlightened of its wonderful new abbrieviation) and maybe just maybe "Of Murderous Psychopaths, Rockstars and Aliens." Not sure yet.

While we're on the subject, It might be a good time for me to introduce you to some of my OC's. (don't worry, they ain't that bad.)

Leo the Bat: Brathole in a nutshell. He's Rouge the Bat's 4 year-old nephew that her wild sister dropped off along with Lucy on Rouge's doorstep one night. Been scabbin' off of her ever since. He's loud, obnoxious, annoying--everyone pretty much hates him. Except Charmy Bee. Those two hit it right off, wouldn't ya know it? They make merry hell for just about everyone in my stories.

Lucy the Bat: Baby. Not really sure how old. Old enough to pester the hell out of people with her...baby...baby-ness. She doesn't really talk, except a few classic baby words. She's just kind of a...slug. Yeah, that's what we'll call her. Lucy the Slug Baby.

Hobo Mike: Brown, ugly hobo hedgehog that lives inside various characters garbage cans, depending on who's having meatloaf night and when. Fun fact: His fur is actually rainbow-colored, but since he hasn't taken a bath since God-knows-when, his fur has been stained a permanent doo-doo brown. He's a mute, and he's aways up for a drug trip with Manic the Hedgehog--his best friend. (his only friend--no one else will speak to him or acknowledge his presence.)

Carrie: The hideous combination of "Carrie" from the Stephen King novel, and fangirls. She's Squee's cousin that comes to live with him during the summer so she can get away from her paranoid parents. She's obsessed with this one guy named Wayne, and fantasizes about killing his current girlfriend. Oh, oh yeah. And him falling in love with her. That too. The plots of the stories she's in tend to unintentionally focus on her, and so sometimes, Johnny has to kill her. No worries, she always re-spawns. One of the joys of being part fangirl.

Those are really the only characters that matter. Sure, there are a few others that I've made up--but I doubt they'll be featured in any other stories. Oh well, guess I've spent an awful lot of time promising the world, yet doing nothing towards working for it. I would make an excellent polititian. Guess I had better go and get started on these many projects, so see you soon!