Greetings, puny ones!

I am Gulo the Cabbage, terror of the vegetable patch!

Beware my high-nutrient wrath!

Sorry for the weak stab at humor there. :)

Name: Smitty Werbenmanjensen.

Age:

5!-(33+√121)+(-√4(sin 90))-3!-(600/10) thats my real age.

If your not really the math type hear is my age.

√9√25 - √1

still can't solve?

((2-1+3-5+16-2+54-27+12-38+14
-27+16-5)
Ok, anyone can solve that if they want to.

Height: (I'm random, got it?) 5' 6". 5' 7" with shoes. I'm slightly above average in height.

Weight: oh no, here he goes again...7+3-76546=453226677-67543-786543-97.5