Often Forgotten is a seventeen-year-old Malaysian who spends half her time in KL and the other half in Sydney. She's taking up Public Administration in college and hopes, hopes, hopes to hell to get admitted to Law School.

Likes: Taxation and Contracts; Heroes, House (best fuckin' show on Earth), Studio 60 on the Sunset Trip, Veronica Mars, Little Britain, Lost; Bailey's, Off the Grill, Sammy's, Whatever-the-fuck beer pubs down the Third White Lane, JW Red Label; Lacrosse, euro football, ice hockey; Eye Twenty, Millencolin, Rufus Wainright, Pete Yorn, The Beatles; Myspace, LJ, Friendster; Joyce Carol Oates, Sue Miller, The God of Small Things, Judith Guest, anything JD Salinger; Dead Poets Society, The Emperor's Club, Crash, good, good, good movies, preferably with racial themes.

Dislikes: People who, just because they know good English, show it off on the net to make fun of losers who can't spell and who are most likely as pathetic as they are. Ass-kissing wimps who, just because they're scared shit of being flamed, jump on the bandwagon to feed the Fan Fiction Queen's ego, possibly in the hope of becoming the heir to the throne. People whose whole life revolves around fan fictions. Fan fictions in general.

And another species of ego-maniacs emerges...mmmh, that--or rather this--should get your undivided attention. Apparently, some of the people abovementioned, albeit indirectly, have the nerve to offer their goodwill to other less wannabe writers. Apparently, some of them post shit on their profiles along the lines of, 'I do thorough concrit for those who ask'.

Alright, let me just absorb the holistic gist of this shit.

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Failed.

I, like, can't. Some people's profiles are just fuckin' nauseating. It reeks so much of, "I'm such an amazing writer! I'm so good, in fact, you should all be asking for my advice! I'm good enough to invent 'advanced writing tips'!"

Ah, too much confidence stings my eye. Fuck it. And just so you know, Maiafay (oh, you're so godly at writing you can't even think of an original pen name; you had to rip off from, uhm, who was she again? Luthien Tinuviel's motha??), your number four pointer contradicts what I saw from all-time greats like Kurt Vonnegut and Irvine Welsh. Both use bold fonts or else, I can't really read and--as you seem to suggest--don't know the remotest shit about correct grammar and could use some 500-670 pair of eyeglasses. I'd also like to point out that I now fully understand why you're being who you are; you just can't seem to get out of your vampire slash zombie slash immortal elven world. Gosh, I can't believe you like stuff that I used to like when I was thirteen and of which I now feel slightly ashamed.

Wicked Jelly is another story. I couldn't read the rest of her profile (BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ IN ENGLISH BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS YOU FAN FICTION GODS ARE) but read enough to recognize her undying fling with fan fiction. Fascinating.

And to the other one who's claiming that I'm jealous of you guys, well, go on saying that to yourselves.

All in all, you disappoint me completely. By seeming affected and by your manner of defending yourselves, I've deduced that what I've written in that crap hit close to home, if not accurately. YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL THAT I WASN'T BASHING YOUR ROYAL GRAMMAR CORRECTNESS (why in hell would I even do that when I idolize literary legends like Graham Greene, Joyce Carol Oates, Julian Barnes et cetera, who, like YOU, as you all know, HAVE sense of correct grammar?); I WAS--SURPRISE, SURPRISE--BASHING YOUR OBSESSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARD CORRECT GRAMMAR. I'VE KEPT ON POINTING OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN THAT THERE'S NO NEED TO WAX EXCEEDINGLY ARROGANT IN CASES OF GRAMMATICAL MISSES AND WHATEVER SHITTY LITERARY HANDICAP OTHER CUNTING, WANKING WRITERS IN FFNET SUFFER FROM. But no, you just fail to understand. You keep on convincing yourselves that I hate you for having correct grammar (puh-lease!); I've been formally studying English for more than NINE freaking years, don't you think it's a little too late for me to feel jealous, provided that I even care about how bad I write? Pathetic!

To be one hundred percent honest, I didn't even count on you Fan Fiction Gods/Grammar Nazis to misinterpret, even in the slightest, what I wrote there. You're all so stupid it's not even funny.

And why the hell are you guys implying that you're all pro-constructive criticism? I thought you're Flame Rising's ass-kissers? I don't remember reading in her flames any semblance of anything constructive, criticism or otherwise.

Lah.

You're just posers who can't get enough of contradicting themselves without knowing it. (read: DUMB)

PS. If I were you, I'd try to seek fame in other places than ffnet. Try Baliwood. Bleah.