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Name: 'diizzy'

Age: Old enough to know better.

Location: Costa Rica. Zimbabwae (is that how it's spelled? I don't know). Spain. New Guinea. Wherever you want me to be, I guess, 'cause I'm not telling you.

Occupation: I'm a clown. Seriously. People just find me so freaking hysterical that I've made it my job. It does not pay well, let me tell you. Not really. I'm a student. And a part-time government agent : Which governement? Wouldn't you like to know? Haha.

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NO NONSENSE PERSONALITY INVENTORY

For each item, answer:

L (like me)
S (somewhat like me)
N (not like me at all)

1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.

2. At times, I am afraid my toes will fall off.

3. As an infant, I had very few hobbies.

4. Some people look at me.

5. I often use the word "feh".

6. Spinach makes me feel alone.

7. Sometimes I steal objects like moth balls and aviaries.

8. Dirty stories make me think about sex.

9. Cousins are not to be trusted.

10. Other people's warts do not make me self-conscious.

11. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.

12. Often I think I am a special agent of Mr. Rogers.

13. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.

14. My personality sometimes leaves my body.

15. Plaid stamps are better than Green Stamps.

16. Recently, I have been getting shorter.

17. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.

18. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears.

19. I often repeat myself.

20. I often repeat myself.

21. Most of the time, I go to sleep without saying good bye.

22. It makes me angry to have people bury me.

23. Chiclets make me sweat.

24. I believe that I smell as good as most people.

25. I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.

26. Most people vomit out of spite.

27. Constantly losing my underwear does not bother me.

28. It is hard for me to say the right thing in a room full of cockroaches.

29. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.

30. Weeping brings tears to my eyes.

31. I believe in life after birth.

32. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.

33. Some songs make me feel like burping.

34. I often dream of Miley Cyrus.

35. I never seem to finish what I

modified Guffaw Scale. found very accurate in scoring ;

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So, I realize not many people look at this but I'm writing this anyway.
All my stories are on my jump drive, because my ancient computer is a whole-family thing that is full of pictures and stuff. Therefore, I need somewhere to keep all my stuff. 'My new laptop' (which, by the way, is an old hand-me-down that a)I'm only getting because my dad got a new one and b) could kill a small animal if it wanted to) coupled with my upcoming vacation will slow down my updates. So sorry, but you can review to fill the hole in your heart. Haha, jay kay. However, thanks so much...Seeing those graphs on my 'Traffic' page, with numbers like 108, makes my heart soar. Thanks again, and sorry in advance.

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Music:
Anarbor
Owl City
School Boy Humor
Hey Monday
Flyleaf
Lifehouse
Nickelback
Green Day
Bon Jovi
Guns N Roses
The Academy Is...
3 Doors Down
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
OneRepublic
Shinedown
Pheonix
The Click Five
John Mayer
and many moreBooks:
Better Than Yesterday
Along for the Ride.Lock and Key:Sarah Dessen in general is a great author:
Twilight.New Moon.Eclipse (Breaking Dawn=EPiC FAiL)
Marked.Betrayed.Chosen.Untamed.Hunted:Tempted:10.27.09:
The Season
The Market.The Taker
Airhead
Death by Bikini.Death by Latte.Death by Denim
I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You.Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy.Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime
Lovely Bones (I never quite finished, but I'm gonna try again soon)
Uglies.Pretties.Specials.Extras
Two-Way Street
tons more...these are some older ones...Movies:
don't get me started