Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Sasuke
2. Deidara
3. Gaara
4. Rock Lee
5. Sai
6. Hinata
7. Naruto
8. Orichimaru
9. Itachi
10. Kiba
11. Kakashi
12. madara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hinata & Kakashi? uh... no.. Though i can see Hinata kinda as his type, she has big boobs..

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
LEE? No... No... ewww.. i'm sorry but just NO!!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ummm If Madara got Orichimaru (I'm sure he could figure out a way) Pregnant.. er i think the world would just end..

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Itachi! Hell ya, well more a side character, but still..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Deidara & Hinata? uh.. i really don't think that would be a couple that would say 'Honey i'm home...'

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sai & Itachi or Sai & Kiba... i'm gonna go with Sai & Kiba, i really do like that pairing xD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Dude if Naruto Walked in on Madara and Deidara having sex.. Naruto would die because how wrong that is (so much for Marada's plans xD)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
rejected by Naruto, Gaara becomes seriously depressed. When wanting to kill himself, who better to save him then a cute puppy lover?
Kiba becomes a new light in Garra's life, replacing old feelings.But can Gaara completely forget about his love for Naruto?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Sasuke & Orichimaru fluff? 0.o''' Okay i don't think there is ANY fluff with them in this whole world, that could be completly in chracter
...but ewwwww, rape isn't a fetish for me, sorry.

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
... Naruto & Madara? WTF!? er.. I don't think you can even do that...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
After realzing his feelings for Sakura were just a lie, he gets drunk at a party and rapes Sasuke..?

12) Does anyone one your friends list read Three het?
Gaara? None of my friends really like Naruto (If they do their guys...) soo.. but i guess would.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I would, seeing how none of my friends would.. I luv Kakashi!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Deidara/Lee/Sai... no and either me or my friends would. =_=

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
"PUUUUPIES!" Runs towards the puppies XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Uh... Tained love? or the Stalker song...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sasuke/Hinata/Madara.. 0.o''' uh warning this fic contains a HIGH level of incest & rape, not for teen or adults.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"You know i just want to lick you all over." xD'

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kakashi would say that Deidara's & Orichimaru's relationship.. was one of kind?

20) What would Three say if they walked in on Five and Ten having sex?
Gaara would say 'I knew it...' the walk away smirking..

Do you think Sasuke is gay?

Hell ya, I mean lets see.. he doesn't want anything to do with females, look at what he is wearing now, the person he talks to the most is Naruto who is a guy (and we all know how social Sasuke is). He spent three year with a child molester, oh and his first kiss was with a guy! And he has UKE in his name for crying out loud (though I like it when he is Seme)... G-A-Y

Do you think Orochimaru is a child molester?

Uh no duh, he kind was asking a 12 year old kid if he could have his body. Plus LOOK at him, what doesn't say 'Watch out little kids, it's the ice cream man!” we ALL no he raped Sasuke at one point too.. and he is like this 50 year old dude thats trying to stay alive forever... R-A-P-i-S-T

When they reviled the truth about Itachi's orders to kill his family, what did you think?

Oh I saw it coming, I totally guess that when I was like 12... because it seemed so out of character for someone like him to just randomly his family with out reason. Beside if went crazy he would have killed Sasuke, soo.. yea I wasn't surprised.

Do you think Kakashi is gay or bisexual?

Bisexual, I mean the man does look at normal porn you know.. but I like him gay in the fandom!

What do you think of Sakura?

Sakura has her epic moments, and I like her when she does. But I hate when she starts being a MAJOR cock block when she starts getting into her 'feeling' about Naruto and Sasuke... ugh that's when I can not stand her!

SasuNaru true or not?

Please, I have a best friend who is like a sister to me.. but you don't see me chasing her around for three damn years! Hell, even Kishimoto says that he supports the pairing, so we have the author's approval on this pairing! Tch, what else to you need to know.. I write for hours and giving a list of reasons why SasuNaru is Cannon! But I won't...

Do you think Sai is gay?

Yea.. more gay then Sasuke (that's saying something) I mean do strait guys were a shirt that shows half of their stomach? I don't think so.. and he's obsessed with Naruto penis!

What are your feelings about SasuSaku?

No! First loves never happen, I am sorry but just... SASUKE IS GAY! Look when you confess you undying love.. it's when he knocks you out, leaves you on a bench in the middle of night, out on the street were someone could rape you.. when you should get that hint HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

Uchihacest?

I can ship it, but I wouldn't go out my way and read a fanfic about them.. I admit Sasuke does have a Itachi complex, and I nothing against incest. But I'm a MAJOR SasuNaru fan!

Can you accept any pairing in Naruto?

Well, kinda... I really don't like anyone else with Sasuke or with Naruto, then each other. I could careless about everyone else though...

Whats your favorite village?

Village hidden in the sand!

Whats your favorite attack?

Uh... I'm gonna have to go with Sharingan (It's not really a attack though) only because then I could cheat on my tests in school! HA!

You think Naruto will ever become Hokage?

NO DUH!... I mean it wouldn't be worth mentioning in the story if it never happened..

In Naruto what plot ark did love the most?

The Zabuza ark, man that was the best! I loved Haku and Zabuza, there were like my favorite bad guys when I was only 12!

What plot ark did you hate the most?

Chunnin... That was hell...

Do you think the rumor is true that Gaara uses Temari's eyeliner?

Yes... I do

Do you think Deidara is Ino long lost brother?

Most likely, they look so much alike!

Who are your favorite Akatsuki members?

Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Pain & Konan

Is Tobi really Obito who is now Madara?

Yes...

If you could make one event in Naruto happen what would it be?

FOR NARUTO AND SASUKE BOTH REALIZE THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!

Do you like a FemNaruto?

YES! I luv her, she is so cute!~ kyaa, a kick ass girl! I kinda wish Naruto had been a chick sometimes because then the SasuNaru fanbase would be so much higher. Then they could really get together, for reals!

What is the best thing about Naruto?

THE FANDOM, it's whats gives it's views you know xD