Hi, my name is Zenraya Rider. I’m a girl. I love to hang out with my friends. I love to dance, but I like hip-hop or free style. And even if people think it’s stupid, I like to sing. I have a hard time writing songs because when I think up lyrics, I’m always in the strangest places (like in the locker room after gym) and can’t get to a computer quick enough and I always forget the lyrics. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll get to the computer quick enough and you can hear one of my songs. Most of my stories will probably be drabbles and are really my dreams about animes and mangas but they have random things is them that should not be there. Like one time I had a dream where I was the avatar but for some reason there was a talking walrus. I’m sorry I’m getting side tracked I’ll just write a story about it. Since this is my profile, here are some facts about myself: Likes: Color: Black or green, I’m sorry I can’t choose please don’t kill me Music: Pop and some rock Anime/Manga: InuYahsa, DNAngel, and Avatar: The Last Airbender Food: Chinese/pizza Flower: Tiger lily Books: Maximum Ride Series; Hush, Hush Saga; and the Nightworld series Instruments: Guitar (electric and bass); keyboard; and drums (and btw I can play all of these) Animals: Wolves and tigers Hobbies: Music; art; and writing Dislikes: Color: Pink Music: Classical Food: Mexican and chocolate Books: Goosebumps (lets face it there supposed to be scary and there not) Animals: Spiders and snakes Zenraya: WTH, why did you say I was afraid of spiders! : Sorry, Z, but this IS supposed to be my profile. Zenraya: I know this, Cat, but you ARE using MY name on this thing. ???: Shhhh, Zenraya, their not supposed to know my name! Zenraya: But then what are we supposed to call you? ???: Your right. Sorry, Z. Zenraya: Whatever. (picks up her guitar and starts playing) Yes sadly Zenraya Annabeth Rider isn’t my real name, so just call me Cat. Zenraya’s my alter ego and my best friend. She’s the person I wish I could be. But the likes and dislikes are all the same at least that way me and her can hopefully get along. My stories are going to be about Zenraya going into the different anime/manga universes and living her life, but she won’t have any memory during the story of the other universes she’s been to. So that you can get to know me and Zenraya better here is some random stuff I found while on the internet. (because let's face it I am random) Friends and Best Friends: FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'WOW, we really messed up. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, RUN!” FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!” FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue". FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life. FRIENDS: Will never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up. You need to learn how to run!" Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed. FRIENDS: Will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?" BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. FRIENDS: Comfort you because a guy rejected you. BEST FRIENDS: Walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?" FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you. FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile! (this sounds like Z and me) When life gives you lemon: When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chunk them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand ice cream When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes Cat: This sounds like something Zenraya would do. Zenraya: Naw, I would just poison the lemonade. Well, I don't know, I might. It just depends on how much life pisses me off at the time. Cat: Z you are so mean sometimes. Zenraya: I know(smiles evilly) Random! If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (...huh?!) Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. (Does it have to be a book...?) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (especially hot guys ;D [at least for me that is]) If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile (Ha! I can finish three in one day!! and a half of another!!!) If you ever wanted to touch Krad's hair, paste this in your profile! If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Ha ha! I have a Facebook, but I'm never on!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Especially Itachi and/or Sasuke!!) If you think that writing Fanfiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (When it's one of my errors I want to facepalm) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile 92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile. If Justin Beiber jumped off a cliff 99% of girls would go after him, copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% with popcorn laughing your fuckin butt off!! 99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS If you think about something random practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (just share dammit!) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't need anyones approval besides my own.) If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train. Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door Silence is golden but duct tape is silver I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile If you are practically a real life InuYasha character or DNAngel character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can daydream for hours non-stop about InuYasha, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to kill the person who said Avatar: The Last Airbender was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you want to kill the person who said DNAngel was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile. 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, Maggie-baka, Sheepking, lilitachisama, Akatsuki-Gal, Sukki18, Zenraya Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat,darklightningdevil, petitefeeme, Sukki18, Zenraya If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile. If you are a proud Kikyou hater, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the type of person who gets excited over 2 reviews, put this in your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I used to be normal, then I met the freaks that I call my friends. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more." "If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving." Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles. There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I am a ninja (Didn't know that did you?). I'm waiting for the Akatsuki to ask me to join YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. xYou love jeans Dogs are better than cats (Cat person, sorry xD) x It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Okay, I'm guilty for laughing at others misfortunes) x You've played with/against boys on a team. (Football. Don't ask) Shopping is torture. x Sad movies suck (like for real) x You own/played an X-Box. x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. x Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (green, blue, and black) x You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Totally dude) x Sports are fun x Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. x Go to your mom for advice. x You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. x You like wearing jewelry. (Not really but sometimes) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Not. At. All.) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. x You were in gymnastics/dance x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(I’m slow ok?) You smile a lot more than you should. x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. x You care about what you look like. (I care to an extent but I'm not real hung up on it). You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. x You love the movies. x Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Total: 9 LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Say the words out loud. 1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King 12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah I was laughing so hard when I found this. XD You are a writer IF... -If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... Shakes head sadly) -If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the pixy stix/cake/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine (or ramen and soda). -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have O.C.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.). -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that). -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. -You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. - You often imagine your books becoming movies. -Spell check is your best friend. -You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. -You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. -You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. -Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. -You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. -Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. - You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. -You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. -Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. -You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. -You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. -If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. -You talk to yourself... constantly. -You forget what day it is when your writing. -When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. -You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. -You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. -When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. - If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. - You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. - You dream about your stories. - You dream of new stories. - You often revisit some of your old stories. -Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101. Cat: Bye now. Zenraya, say Goodbye. Zenraya: No. Cat: (glares)And why not? Zenraya: Because I don't do 'Goodbyes' Cat: Again, why not? Zenraya: Because 'Goodbyes' are forever. Cat: Then at least say 'see ya' or something. Zenraya: Fine. Cat: Thank you. Now lets try this again. Bye now.(waves) Zenraya: Don't die.