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Hi! This is Kristin Rey. I spend a lot of time wishing that I was Claire Lyons from The Clique (luv u Cam Fisher!) and that maybe I have a vampire out there too. Right now, I am working on a more serious story to prove that I write more that just comedy. I have a huge crush on Jasper and I think it's funny to make him do what I want. In an IM fanfic my joint writer (mon souer, Elizabeth Rey) we make Jasper go to an online therapy session. I don't write as a profession, just as a general hobby. I also like acting.

Favorite Books: PS I Loathe You, the Twilight Series, Shadow Kiss, Secrets of My Hollywood Life

Favorite Movies: Get Smart, Mamma Mia, Twilight, He's Just Not That Into You

Motto: If you were caught staring at him, just remember that he was staring back.

I always forget to add this sooo...

Disclaimer: I am not the almighty and wonderful Stephanie Meyer, I just like having fun with her characters. I don't own Twilight either. I do own my character Kristin (she's me) but I don't own the characters Skylaar, Elizabeth, Catherin, or Griffin. I don't even own the computer. Sad, isn't it?

Also, here is my very favorite "Things To Do At Walmart" list. I'm planning to make it into a fan fiction.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, shout "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while. Then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

Below is an email we sent to our teacher during a social studies sugar cookie recipe project.

Dear Mr.,

While working on our fabulous sugar cookie recipe, we had used many materials

such as icing, chocolate chips and marshmallows, in an effort not to waste we

decided to recycle icing. We chose to expand our knowledge in the art of

cosmetology.

Our foregoing conclusion is; Icing must be bad for you... as a result, upon cleanup, our faces

were red, itchy, swollen, inflamed and blotchy. Therefore as a conclusion we strongly advise you to

avoid the rivers, mountain range, mineral deposits, and farming products!

Sincerely your ever-dedicated students,

Kristin and Elizabeth

It was followed by a picture of us with icing covering our faces like war paint.

I always have so much fun with my sister.

Something else... I was reading Lisi Harrison's blog and saw the pic's of the guy who is supposedly playing Cam Fisher... OMG. He is seriously cute. I am a happy person. Now I can die happy.