SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Willow decides that Xander needs a male friend so she works some magic. Willowmagicdisaster. Xander winds up as Spikes thrall instead. Spike claims ulterior motives. See what they are. In process of rewriting to eliminate inconsistencies.

Nothing good can come of Gus going out of town. And nothing did. At least, Gus doesn’t think so. He’s really not sure yet. So he settles in for over the phone story time with his best friend. Shassie slash. Story Complete!

Iruka suddenly finds he’s Konoha’s most eligible bachelor—whether he wants to be or not—and he makes the mistake of involving one jounin