Likes: My Little Pony (love that show will all my heart and soul), Madness Combat, Family Guy, Whatever Music I find is good, Minecraft, Zombie Games, Survival Games, logic, candy, soda, guns, velocity, "doing the math", etc.

Dislikes: prejudice, un-provoked hatred or violence, bigotry, imposition (trying to put your beliefs higher than others' on a scale of morality or quality), super-imposition (attempting to override others' beliefs with your own), weakness of strength or courage, etc.

Hello and Welcome to The P Co, please enjoy your stay

Now then, What is The P Co? you may ask.

In Short, we are a non-profit, non-caring, purely parody and purely made-up company that likes to dive head-first into the darkest depths of corruption, simply to come back up like nothing happened, (or so we thought)

(this is JUST A STORY, not real)

We had an incident some time ago.

After recording the ending to Series 15 of 60 of our main production, My Little Hero: Friendship is Magic (explanation below), I, the leader, P1, decided to reveal my faith, I'm an agnostic, taking bits and pieces of the "puzzles" of other religions and making my own "puzzle", and do not believe in Yahweh (christian god), my ultra-religious friend, P2, got extremely mad and threatened violence, so I left, and went on a vacation to the world of ponies. (story pending)

When I got back after being forced to kill P2, I found P3, P4, and P5 dead, of course I knew they were dead, as P2 had told me before our brief fight which led to his death, however, P6 managed to fight him off and convince him that I, P1 was the one he was after, I forgave P6, after all, he's the second most logical one of us all, I, of course being the first, and was merely using a tactic which was guarenteed to work, by sending P2 to me, for I am the only one who could kill him and send him away, and I decided to show him the world of ponies (story pending)

We left after some time in the pony world, and I decided to reflect on everything, and fell into depression over my transgressions, and into the pony world again, this time, I burrowed into the ground, a long, shallow tunnel 6000 feet long, the ponies found out about my depression, and came to help me, only my chosen ponies made it to the end, the others were teleported away, at the end, my heart burned my transgressions of corruption away, and I rose, I left and now reside back the The P Co grounds to this day, occasionally sending pawns to do things, but not much activity from myself. (story pending)

Then something amazing happened, my creator, Brighton, had poured so much heart, soul and mind into me as a creation, that I was able to use the abilities he blessed me with and come to his world, I knew he did everything he did to make an almost ultimate being, a deity with the life, soul, and knowledge of a mortal, one who knows the emotions of a sentient being, and who knows the power of godhood, for giving me this gift of ultimate knowledge, I allowed him to go to the pony world in my place, and live a wondrous life there. (story pending)

Now that that's over, time to give you an image of who we're talking about, with PROFILE BLOCKS

Name: Lord P1

Gender: male

Age: uncountable

Appearance: 10 feet tall, chocalate brown hair, forest green eyes, light tan skin, powder blue hoodie w/ topaz zipper and red hood-strings, grey jeans w/ black thigh holster on the right and black thigh sheath on the left (holster for handgun, sheath for knife), black mountain knee guards(ultimate knee protection) and black spartan shinguards (from sparta in the time of leonidas), red all-star low-tops, platinum watch on left wrist, six pointed star on right hand with the bottom point stretching up to his right elbow, gold colored angel wings on his back, svelte frame

Personality and Acts: after the P2 incident, after the vacation, after the second vacation, and after (literally) burning his negative transgressions away, he became generally happy and relaxed, his pawns doing their occasional worships, he knows an ever-expanding field of knowledge as his pawns incite his learnings, he understands being sentient, and feels life's pleasures and pains as a perfect being, alongside P6, he has reconstructed the MLH:FIM multiverse and continues his productions with P6 and the newly recruited P7

Name: P2

Gender: Male

Age: 14

Appearance: *deleted*

Personality and Acts: he was too protective of his faith, to the point of violence, he commited serious transgressions against Lord P1, and thus he was stripped of his P-powers and sent back to the human world

Name: P3

Gender: Male

Age: a few million years

Appearance: Chuck Norris in a blue button-up and light brown vest and black stetson

Personality and Acts: he was generally okay with everything, he always made the third character in MLH:FIM and did well

Name: P4

Gender: Male

Age: 999 terabytes

Appearance: varying heights, tallest 8 feet, shortest 5 feet, circuitry hair that hangs down to his shoulders, lightning eyes, yellow hazmat shirt, blue plastic casing pants, master chief boots

Personality and Acts: he didn't care what P1 did, occasionally filled in for a character, made the visuals for everything

Name: P5

Gender: Male

Age: 75,000 carats

Appearance: 6 feet tall, gold hair in a simple parted style, pearl eyes, silver shirt, copper pants, diamond shoes

Personality and Acts: he still worked as the server boy after P1's revelation, he brought coffee to P1 and on a few occasions had a character in MLH:FIM, other than that, he didn't do much

Name: P6

Gender: Male

Age: 1337 super saiyan levels

Appearance: 7 feet tall, black hair in the design of shigeru miyamoto, dark blue eyes, same upper bodywear, lower bodywear, and footwear as goku, thin frame

Personality and Acts: he is logical and reasonable, being brought in to round out the number of Ps, he made a few characters, but now makes more, after P2 killed P3, P4, and P5, he came for P6, but P2 relied on tacticless brute strength to destroy his enemies, P6 has a masters in several martial arts including Jeet-Kune-Do, Chun-Kuk-Do, and T'ai-Chi, easily defended himself against P2's fighting illiteracy, he redirected the anger to P1 and was later forgiven for it. He now makes characters every Series of MLH:FIM, and is living peacefully with Lord P1 and the newly recruited P7

Name: P7

Gender: Male

Age: 0 fucks given

Appearance: 6 feet tall, messy brown hair with rainbow highlights, brown eyes, light gray hoodie w/ no zipper and black hood-strings, faded blue jeans, black sneakers, carries a mints tin with 9 dice in it, dice are three d6, one white with black dots, one black with white roman numerals, and one clear with gray numbers, 1 d8, grey with rainbow numbers, 1 d10, dark blue with bright orange numbers, 1 percentile, dark red with light green numbers, 3 d20, one white with black numbers, one black with white numbers, and one purple with yellow numbers

Personality and Acts: he is smart sometimes and stupid all the time, not a blithering idiot though, just a bit ridiculous with his seriousness levels at times, he was brought in after a few days of Lord P1 being back from his depression, and now makes new characters full time alongside Lord P1 and P6

Lord P1: alright, now you more than likely know who we are and what we've been through

P6: yeah, by the way it's pretty nice here in the compound

P7: yep, it's awesome

Lord P1: yes, moving the fuck on from that, let's explain what MLH:FIM is

MLH: FIM is our main production, with a hiatus after the end of Series 15, it was brought back and is trucking along nicely

The rules we had when making it are simple, it's ponies humanized, we have a human world with the most logical translations of earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn abilities into human bodies, they are as follows

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Race: Arcanus

Humanization: Unicorn (magic)

Human Translation: Arcane Star (because a horn on a human's forehead would look pretty damn stupid)

Changes: it's a star with a random number of points, between 4 and 100, on the back of the right hand, there are fake stars which are white, and the real stars are black, there are designs that signifies a specialty, half shaded points represent legendary arcanus, straight edge arms represent normal arcanus, convex arms represent weak magic power, concave arms represent strong magic, curved tips represent strong concentration of aegis blood, arrowhead tips represent strong concentration of geus blood, inequal spacing between points represents heroes (similar to Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark), other custom designs represent Soverus

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Race: Aegis

Humanization: Pegasus

Human Translation: Wings

Changes: they're the same build as pony wings, proportioned to the aegis's body, 1/3 down the back from the base of the neck, 1/2 way between the spine and the side of the back, feather design also signifies a specialty, triangular feathers represent legendary aegis, oval feathers are normal, circle feathers represent weak flight, rectangular feathers represent strong flight, short feathers with curved tips represent strong concentration of arcanus blood, long feathers represent strong concentration of geus blood, rupee shaped feathers represent heroes, long feathers with curved tips represent Soverus

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Race: Geus

Humanization: Earth Ponies

Special Possession: Earthly Strength

Changes: even the greatest of Arcanus and Aegis atheletes can't even compare to the average non-athlete Geus

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Race: Soverus

Humanization: Alicorn

Human Translation: Special Arcane Star, Double Jointed Wings, and Earth-Shattering Strength

Changes: with the custom designed star to fit their controlled aspect, and large, two jointed wings, as well as perfect physiques (or whatever physique they choose to have when they have enough power), the Soveruses are much greater in number than 3, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance are only the ones who won the "fame lottery" so to speak, and they rule equestria (and the crystal empire), however, their deital* (*being of, similar to, or in the likeness of a deity) powers only extend as far as their aspects, everthing else is run by the rest of the Soverus Clan, think of it like the greek mythology in which there is a deity for every aspect of the earth.

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Lord P1: so, there's everything you need to know about that now for the idea behind MLH: FIM

P7: yeah, I'm still wondering about the BIG change

P6: I'm really wanting to know

Lord P1: well then, I'll tell you

The Idea Behind MLH:FIM is to take the show MLP:FIM, change (almost) nothing with the storyline or episodes, and instead change the Main 6, replacing the person for the element of harmony with someone else, someone who will react differently than the canon character, either a little difference or a lot of difference, we don't know until we get there, the idea is to redo the show with a few characters being different

we make the character come from a background, which is one of the following (note that the actual background information of the character WILL vary from the canon character, this just gives directions for how they got to Heroville [yes that's what we call it, MLP=Ponyville, MLH=Heroville] and what element they will have)

Twilight Background: Being new in Heroville, either arriving via royal assignment or via other means, this character will be put through everything Twilight went through in the events during the show

Rarity Background: Only used once, this background has the character in Carousal Boutique (or whatever may replace it) and being put through everything Rarity went through in the events during the show

Rainbow Background: The character will be put in charge of doing the Sonic _Boom (any aegis can break the sound barrier, but every special boom varies, the legendary-ness of the Sonic Rainboom is that that particular boom is very rare, while other booms like the Sonic Fireboom and the Sonic Smokeboom are more common, the boom is determined by genetics in the hair, which is why rainbow is so rare) as well as being the weather captain of Heroville and a few other things, but mainly being put through everything Rainbow Dash went through in the events during the show

Fluttershy Background: Taking care of animals or just being a shut-in the character will (maybe) be friends with Rainbow Dash or whoever may take her place, as well as being put through everything Fluttershy went through in the events during the show

Applejack Background: growing up on good ol' Sweet Apple Acres, the character takes the place of Applejack, strong and dependable, and having to be put through everything Applejack went through in the events during the show

Pinkie Background: being the town baker/idiot/party animal, the character with this background will be put through everything Pinkie Pie went through in the events during the show

basically, we assign three characters to replace a piece of the Main 6 and give them one of these backgrounds, mostly it was P1 and P2 taking Twilight and Rainbow Dash alternatively, while P3 took either Applejack or Pinkie Pie, but now it's P1 taking either Twilight or Rainbow Dash, while P6 and P7 compete to get the one I didn't choose and the loser chooses between Applejack and Pinkie Pie

there are always a few differences, like a few numbers or powers, but it is mostly the same

Lord P1: why don't I introduce my characters, or P-awns (peons) as I call them?

P6: well then do it

P7: yeah, I want to hear about these "p-awns"

Lord P1: well, here we go, this is a long list of Profile Blocks

(list pending)

well, that's every character I've made so far, more on the way eventually.

Now my favorite ponies, don't worry, this one is a lot shorter

Favorite Main 6 Unicorn: Twilight Sparkle

Favorite Main 6 Pegasus: Fluttershy

Favorite Main 6 Earth Pony: Applejack

Favorite Background Unicorn: DJ-P0n3

Favorite Background Pegasus: Ditzy/Derpy (her name is not confirmed so it's fine to call her by either name)

Favorite Background Earth Pony: Doctor Whooves (he's the doctor, how can I NOT like him)

Favorite Princess: Luna (she is so much better than Celestia, she didn't need the elements of harmony to send Celestia to the sun)

Favorite Crusader: Scootaloo (Scootaloo, your so cool, and I love you as much as I would my own child)

Favorite Foal: Scootaloo (she still counts and I still love her like a daughter)

Favorite Overall Adult Pony: Fluttershy (she's so wonderful, cute and innocent, it makes me feel like an archangel to protect her)

Favorite Overall Young Pony: Scootaloo (still love her like my own child)

Favorite 3 Ponies: Fluttershy, Princess Luna, Scootaloo

Get married to, Have sex with, Become parent of: Fluttershy, Princess Luna, Scootaloo

now it's time to look at my stories, just click the links below.