Remedy: (With minor editing by Moonlight for my sanity.)

'Ello! This is an account of two friends who were to selfish to share their fanfiction stories with their friends. Said friends decided to create an account that their friends don't know about resulting in them not being able to read our stories! We rock!

My name is Remedy (not really but you shall call me that or else I'll have to send Moonlight after you to kill you then I shall help her bury your body.)(Moonlight would like to state that she is not homicidal.) Riiiiight, Moonlight. You just keep on telling yourself that. The other girl is Moonlight. If you will not call her that then she will send me after you to find some pleasure in some random thing I come up with!! Wow...I didn't know we were so violent...

Because we are such good friends, I decided that we would write each other bio's! I'm so good. (Or so Remedy thinks.)

A bit about Moonlight. She can gets hyper off of books. She has random fan-girl moments and that are sometimes quiet scary. When Moonlight gets upset, she starts to talk in a British or Irish accent which is often times quiet cool(I DO NOT!)! I love accents! As we were talking about this during lunch, she started to talk in her accent saying how she doesn't talk with an accent she gets upset. I had to laugh. (Screw you, Remedy) (Eww...)She loves cats and wishes that she were one. But then I do too. I mean, who doesn't wish to be a cat?! She lives in a huge house and that some I wish to own. That is if her friend doesn't get to it first. Anyway, she's the best friend a person can have! She's the type of friend that you can take her anything and she would keep it secret till her dying breath. People constatly come up to her and rant about their problems. I sometimes do that but not as much as others.

Now, I shall stop talking about Moonlight so she can read what I wrote about her. Hehe. Can't wait for her reaction! Hm, what else shall I say about her. Nothing else. Now, it's Moonlights turn to write about me! Have fun Moonlight! Oh! I almost forgot! When she gets hyper, she starts to talk 100 words a second. I've gotten used to it that I can almost understand everything she's says. Key word being almost.(In other words, Remedy only understands about 51 percent of what Moonlight says) (Moonlight uses big words too...)

Moonlight:

Hello, and welcome to our pathetic little bio. ( It's not pathetic! Don't insult our profile! It has feelings too you know! )(Oh boohoo) (sticks out tounge) As stated above, this is a combined account. As two horrid writers that wish to vent our creative frustration we created this account. We will use this account to torture unsuspecting individuals with our horrendous writing. As I am sure all of you have figured out, I am Moonlight. For those of you who are curious, our names are based on the meanings of our actual names. (Thanks Moonlight, now the stalkers are going to look up our names, find us and kill us. Gosh, thanks Moonlight for getting us killed.)(You are quite welcome, my dear.) (Yeah, well, you're not welcome!)

Remedy is an obsessive freak of nature.(Aww!! Thanks Moonlight! I love you too!) Now, I am not simply being mean, as she is and takes it as a compliment. She, too, has "random fangirl moments", except hers are more frequent and publicized. She is a rabid "Harry Potter" fan, as well as a "Twilight" fanatic. (You know what, Moonlight. When you called me rabid, I couldn't help but think of a squirrel with foam coming out of its mouth.) Remedy squeals a lot. (I do?) She writes the outline of most of our stories, and I do some basic editing. (Remedy is talking now) And if I'm not in the mood to write, she shall write the story and I edit! (I can hear Moonlight laughing now...)(As if I would allow you to touch one of my bab- ...stories.) (Oookay...)

Jan...February 12th, 2008. 11:00 AM: Hello All! This is Moonlight again. I have been working with my other account for some time and, when I finally looked at my profile, I found a few things changed. I realized recently that we have added absolutely nothing to this account in...well, too long. I am going to try and get out a sweet little fic for Valentine's Day, if not two or three. (Sweet!!) However, if you don't hear from me in a while, rest assured that Remedy is still going crazy thinking up more ideas. (giggles)

Remedy: MOONLIGHT LIKED MY STORY!! She actually like my story!! I'm so happy! Update: March 3rd 2008 8:23 PM As you can see...Moonlight didn't have valentine stories posted...lets go protest!!