First Name: Folding
Last Name: Turtles
Middle Name: Mwa ha ha ha ha! No one will ever know!
Age: I am old enough to read "chapter" books and use a computer.
Place of Residence: Milky Way Galaxy

Fears: Bees, wasps, ostriches holding needles and equipped with propellers... anything that has stingers and flies

Favorite Songs: Home, by Philip Philips and Rondo Alla Turca, by Wolfgang A. Mozart

Favorite Books: There's too many to count. I pretty much like anything that isn't too insane and foolish. But just as a short list that I can come up with on the top of my head...
Maximum Ride series (Except for Nevermore. Ugghhh... Don't even get me started!)
Harry Potter series
The Book Thief
The Giver
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Journey to the Center of the World
Wondrous Strange trilogy
Tunnels series
Legend series
Alice in the Country of Hearts (It's actually a manga, but I like it. Peter White's rabbit form is so cute!)
Pandora Hearts (See above note, minus the whole rabbit form thing.)
Garfield (See above note; replace manga with comic strip.)

Favorite Foods: Macaroni and cheese, lobster, pears,
And, my ULTIMATE NEW favorite...
NUTELLA!!!

Favorite T.V. shows:
The Big Bang Theory
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I tried to explain the story line to some of my friends, and their response was, "What - the - heck...?")

Likes: Reading, writing, looking up random facts, telling people the aforementioned random facts and seeing their reaction, folding turtles (heh heh), living in my own imaginary world, classical music, country music (Yes, I defy the culture!), and purple (Don’t even think about bring up JB.)

Dislikes: Snobby, idiotic people who think they’re geniuses, pop music, rap music (shudder), failure, arguments and fights, and that paperclip thing from Microsoft Word that pops up telling you that you have a grammar error (apparently, that paperclip has a name: Clippy.)

The Review Revolution…

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...
Even if the fic is older than time itself...
Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...
Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...
Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...
I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics.
I have joined Review Revolution.

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Find the the mistake
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(I'm pretty sure most of you can find it, since most of the people on this site are "words" people. If you can't, it means you're better with numbers. Oh, and the mistake is that there are two "the"s.)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born, I was black; when I grew up, I was black; when I'm sick, I'm black; when I go out in the sun, I'm black; when I'm cold, I'll be black; and when I die, I'll be black. But you sir, when you were born you where pink; when you grew up you were white; when you're sick you're green; when you go out in the sun you turn red; when you're cold you turn blue; and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you read this in my profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Boys get fangirls. Girls get stalkers.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

I don't have enemies, just haters.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot.

It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Literally!

It's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts.

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

Some say the world will end in Fire;
Some say in Ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice;
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction Ice is also great;
And will suffice.
Post this on your profile if you've had enough of the destructive hate in this world.

I put more things in the recycling bin than the trash.
I own more pens than I do shoes.
I go outside more often than I go to the store.
And everything I buy, I’ll actually use.

1. The average Earth temperature has climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit around the world since 1880, much of this only recently.
2. The 20th century's last two decades were the hottest in 400 years and possibly the warmest for several millennia.
3. 11 of the past 12 years are among the dozen warmest since 1850.
4. Arctic ice is rapidly disappearing, and the region may have its first completely ice-free summer by 2040 or earlier.
5. Glaciers and mountain snows are rapidly melting. Montana's Glacier National Park now has only 27 glaciers. It used to have 150 in 1910.
6. There are 6 million new cars on the road every year.
7. 31 billion tons of carbon dioxide is being released into our atmosphere every day.
8. 150,000 people die every year because of the effects global warming has on the environment, including droughts, heat waves, and increased spread of diseases like malaria.
9. 279 species of plants and animals are already responding to the warming climate by migrating north to escape rising temperatures.
10. Coral reefs are highly sensitive to the smallest changes in water temperature. The world's coral reefs could be destroyed by 2050.
Do you want us all to smother and swelter?
If you do, keep on wasting energy and ignoring these facts.
If you don't, post this in your profile and do something about it!

Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example:
"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
Just one little comma can make such a big difference!

If you...
By: Yours Truly, Folding Turtles

If you tell me I'm different,
I'll thank you very much.
If you try to bend me,
I'm not going to budge.

If you call me "weird, abnormal",
To try to get me to conform,
I'll still do what I do
Through and beyond your storm.

If you call me a “freak”,
I’ll say, “At least I’m unique.”
If you toss sand in my face,
I’ll turn the other cheek.

What value do your words have?
Brush them off the past.
Turn around, go forward,
And never look back.

If you prick me with needles,
I’ll thicken up my skin.
If you try to batter me down,
I’ll still keep up my chin.

If you push me through fire,
I’ll leap over your ire.
If you deluge me with water,
I’ll swim to the shore – higher.

If you try to stifle me,
I’ll turn to my words.
And if you attempt to take away those,
Well, I’ll let you try until you turn absurd.

See, your actions are futile.
They're nothing but transient glares.
So you can do whatever you want,
But I'll still be me, and I'll still be here.

The MR Pledge:
I promise to remember Max whenever I must lead.
I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.
I promise to remember Iggy whenever something explodes.
I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.
I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.
I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.
I promise to remember Jeb when someone is a traitor.
I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.
I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.
I promise to remember these,
Cross my heart,
Hope to sing,
And take a chainsaw to my wing.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a genius.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I think other people can do whatever they want to with their own love life. It doesn't affect me, anyway.)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Even though I don't have a religion, I do believe in living life by certain principles.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Trust me, I have had enough of irresponsible people. I don't want to be like them.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Well, kind of. Does upper middle class count?)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I think writing is an art.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling b*.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a b*.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Ahh... The classic nerd stint.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Seriously people? Now, you're just plain jealous.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I almost cried once when I saw an old tree being cut down by chainsaws.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (TMNT all the way!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Who does actually agrees with Washington?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Don't you people see how much these stereotypes can hurt?

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell DO A FLIP!!And add your name to Cake guy, John Imagine, Folding Turtles

You know when you live in 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

NEW UPDATE!!! 12/29/2013

I am a published author! (Well, under the pen-name Amelia L. Risotta, but still!)

I am soooooooo happy! And hyyyyyyyyper! But mostly happy!