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 Author has written 3 stories for Monster Girl Quest, and RWBY. Anyone who likes my work, is an idiot. Greetings, sir or madam, You may recognize me as that arrogant child of a scout main who made use of the following bind after you killed him/her/it: "Man, that really censors my hentai". If that is the case, I must inform you of your need to uninstall the Valve title, Team Fortress 2. If that is not the case, then sit back, relax, and grab your tea, you fine specimen you, before enjoying an amazing fanfic. Results may vary. Quotev, P atreon, and AO3: Polkatown |
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Go ask Alice by Cyblade Silver reviews
She hadn't expected it; hadn't expected anything like it, really. Of course, dying wasn't something that people generally expected when they were her age; and then, there was the matter of being reborn in a place she barely knew about. Still, whatever else came, her new life was bound to be a bizarre adventure...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 216,850 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Dio B., Jonathon J., Joseph J., OC
Pyrrha's Quest For Jaune's Satisfaction by Nidoran Duran reviews
When Pyrrha finds out that her boyfriend is gifted with an unbelievably large endowment, everything seems like it's going to be perfect. But Jaune has a bit of an embarrassing secret; he's incapable of finishing,.. Not that Pyrrha's going to let that stop her, determined to get her boyfriend off, even if it means enlisting the help of every girl in Beacon. Anonymous commission.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
Partners in Crime by Fangurrrl reviews
Day meets a strange girl out on the streets of LA and questions about her past. They run into each other accidentally, and everything changes. This is my first fic, so it's probably really terrible. Rated T in case.
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 4/7/2016
Fun Time With George by Bloodlustful reviews
Leaving prison is followed by a 1999 summer picnic for the main gang of four, but the funny thing is, George's so-called friends have a little something in store for him. If you loathe George Costanza, then I promise you that you will absolutely LOVE this fic!
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Complete
cool minecraft fanfiction by darkxheart2003 reviews
minecraft steve is on a journey to rescue his lady-friend and her chair. high romance and high action are sure to follow. at some point. i guess.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Steve
Edward Kenway's Guide to Child Rearing by Nemo et Nihil reviews
Children don't come with a manual, Edward Kenway wished they did as he struggles to navigate the uncharted waters of being a single father raising a child. With the aid of his ragtag group of friends with backgrounds of questionable legality, Edward is determine to bring Haytham up right, even if he has to stumble along the way to do so. [Hiatus]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,850 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Haytham K., Ziio] Edward K.
The Man Who is Master of Propane by Darfur Maxx reviews
You know who he is, and you know he will be KING. Don't doubt his methods and methods accessories. Ever.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Complete
Mecha-Hitler Rises by Puddintater reviews
Nazis steal from Nickelodeon to bring Hitler back to life and only one person can stop them.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2016 - OC - Complete
The End by literallyseaweed95 reviews
The pressure is building. One little mistake could mean the end. Does she have the skill to overcome this obstacle? Will she succeed or fail? One-shot
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Girl & Gun for Hire by GiftsofGab reviews
A one-shot of some of the time Jacket and Hooker spent together and how things unfolded.
Hotline Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Jacket - Complete
The Ballad of Al Bundy by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Quite possibly, a tribute to the football player-turned-shoe salesman we all know and love, in poem form! For fans who love Al Bundy.
Married with Children - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Al B. - Complete
GOTTA GET A GRIP by war hippy fatigues reviews
YOU GOTTA!
Hotline Miami - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
The Faithful Scout by Quantum Scourge reviews
Two men on opposing sides of a war meet by chance in a field, one a monk and the other a scout. Will they be able to overcome their multiple differences and act on their feelings?
Age of Empires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Typical OCs by OP Inc reviews
Parodies of the typical archtypes of OC's in fanfiction.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
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Waking Up As Team CRDL reviews
Of all the shoes to be forced into, the shoes of the most hated team in all of Beacon has to be the worst. Three nerds wake up in the bodies of Russel, Dove, and Sky, and have to try their hardest regain the respect of the rest of Beacon as the most hated characters in all of RWBY. And the worst part? Cardin is still Cardin.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/29
Dungeons and Dragongirls: Tabletop Gamer reviews
A couple of nerds jammed into an all too familiar world with the mother of all generic twists-they're gamer characters, but not video games, table top games...Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 edition to be exact. (And a little bit of Pathfinder...and other D20 system games...) Granberia best girl
Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/19/2018 - [Luka, Granberia, OC, Alice/Alipheese F. XVI]
Monster Girl Quest: Pocket Sand Edition reviews
So, a couple of months ago a buddy and I cooked up this little masterpiece of a disaster. His account name is Acronor. What more do you want? It's just a couple of nerds being jammed into a universe. If you want to know that happens, go and read it, you dingus.
Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Luka, Alice/Alipheese F. XVI, Granberia