Well hey there readers! Fancy seeing you lot here;) hahah well I do hope you enjoy my stories and have fun with reading them. Just so you know i'm a MAJOR Harry Potter nerd so here are some of my favorite quotes! :3 Oh, and Fred and George are my favorite characters! :3

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light. –Dumbledore

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~ Arthur Weasley

Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas. ~ Mad-Eye Moody

No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end. ~ Luna Lovegood

"My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past!"
- Harry

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary."
- Ron

"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
- Dumbledore

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."
- Ron

"You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you."
- Ron

"How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?"
- Ron

"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."
- Ron

"Right, Neville. First things first: what would you say is the thing that frightens you most in the world?"
"Professor Snape."
"Professor Snape... hmmm... Neville, I believe you live with your grandmother?"
"Er, yes. But I don't want the boggart to turn into her either."
- Professor Lupin and Neville

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me... you'd think I'd said something terrible?"
- Oliver Wood

"Shh! Listen! Someone's coming! I think, I think it might be us!"
- Hermione

"Oh I am glad I'm not on duty. I wouldn't fancy having to go and tell the Irish they've got to stop celebrating."
- Arthur Weasley

"Why do they have to move in packs? How're you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?"
- Harry

"You prat Ron, look at the state of her!"
"Ginny, don't call Ron a prat, you're not the captain of this team—"
"Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should."
- Ginny Weasley and Harry

"It's very character-building stuff, learning to peel sprouts without magic, makes you appreciate how difficult it is for Muggles and Squibs."
- Mr. Weasley

"I can't see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch team."
"Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it."
- George and Fred

"People, let's try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do... The fact remains he can move faster then Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to."
- Fred

'Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –'
'Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.'
'Great idea though, thanks, Mum.'
'It's not funny. And look after Ron.'
'Don't worry, ickle Ronniekins is safe with us.'
'Shut up,' said Ron again. 'Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.'
'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.'
'George!'

'What's that? Said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry's lightning scar.
'Blimey,' said the other twin. 'Are you –?'
'He is,' said the first twin. 'Aren't' you?' he added to Harry.
'What?' said Harry.
'Harry Potter,' chorused the twins.
'Oh, him,' said Harry, 'I mean, yes, I am.'

Weasley twins yelled, 'We got Potter! We got Potter!'

'Merry Christmas!'
'Hey, look – Harry's got a Weasley jumper, too!'
Fred and George were wearing blue jumpers, one with a large yellow F on it, the other with a large yellow G.
'Harry's is better than ours, though,' said Fred, holding up Harry's jumper. 'She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family.'
'Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?' George demanded. 'Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm.'
'I hate maroon,' Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we know
we're called Gred and Forge.'

'Now, we'll go upstairs really quietly,' said Fred, 'and wait for Mum to call us for breakfast. Then Ron, you come bounding downstairs going, 'Mum, look who turned up in the night!' and she'll be all pleased to see Harry and no one need ever know we flew the car.'

Don't be thick,' said Fred. 'It'll take your head off.'

'This is all your fault,' George said angrily to Wood. '"Get the Snitch or die trying" – what a stupid thing to tell him!'

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, 'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …'
Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour.
'It is not a laughing matter,' he said coldly.
'Oh, get out of the way, Percy,' said Fred, 'Harry's in a hurry.'
'Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,' said George, chortling.

'We didn't give it to him because he was a Muggle!' said Fred indignantly.
'No, we gave it to him because he's a great bullying git,' said George.

'We've been hearing explosions out of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually making things,' said Ginny, 'we thought they just liked the noise.'

'Anyone can speak Troll,' said Fred dismissively, 'all you have to do is point and grunt.'

… It is my very great pleasure to inform your that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year.'
'You're JOKING!' said Fred Weasley loudly.

'Git,' said Fred idly.

'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?' said George indignantly…

No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione, '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.'

'It's not my fault I didn't,' said Fred, with a very ugly look on his face, 'I would've pounded the little scumbag to a pulp if you three hadn't been holding me back.'

'Well, now –' said George.
'– what with Dumbledore gone –' said Fred.
'– we reckon a bit of mayhem –' said George.
'– is exactly what our new Head deserves,' said Fred.

'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley –Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes,’ he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!'
'Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.