Hello. My name is Marlena. Not really, but it will work for now. I have recently changed freakish obsessions, so i decided that i should change my profile (it had a rather large part of my profile). My new and improved freakish obsession which i am predicting will last a good couple of months is Pirates of the Caribbean/Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp. Dunno why. It started before the movie came out, so that's not it... Of course, the movie didn't help much (if you've seen it, you know that. A skilled sweet-talker if ever there was one, that Jack Sparrow- er- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow). But anyways. I really enjoy writing and hope to make it a career someday. I love: reading, writing, acting, CSI, Gilmore Girls, Criminal Minds, POTC, Cpt. Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp (i sort of see them as two different people), Harry Potter, my cats... Yeah, i think that's it. I hate a lot of things. I'm just angry like that. Dunno. Well, I'm going to go actually work on a story, ok? Ok.

-Marlena

Edit:

I continue to be obsessed with Johnny Depp (especially after hearing from Orlando on Graham Norton that he's such an adorable wino...[to the Prime Minister of some obscure island in the Carribean "[jamacan accent EH, MON!!!!")

HOWEVER.

I am also adding to this list the great Eddie Izzard.

Why, you ask?

Because

1. He is effing funny, and knows everything.

2. He is British.

3. He is super sexy.

4. He is a transvestite (marry a transvestite, you double your wardrobe, it's smart thinking, people.)

5. He makes fun of all of the cool stuff.

6. He has the exact same sense of humour as I do, which is quite rare.

7. He is supremely comfortable in his own skin, or otherwise can pretend to be extremely well.

8. BECAUSE I LOVE HIM, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, READING THIS?! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU RESEARCHING HIM AND FINDING HIS SHOWS ON YOUTUBE YET?!