Hi people!

To those dumbasses who haven't noticed yet, you're on my profile, ok? ;)

Ok, I 'm a person who can take a hint. And since there weren't any reviews at all on the last chapter, I take it you don't like it so much. But please guys, even if you think it sucks, no, especially when you think it sucks, REVIEW AND TELL ME!! How else am I supposed to know what I should change!?

Here's some facts about me, that you're probably to bored/not interested/lazy to read.

Name: Maria.

Last name: ... sorry, forgot

Age: 15

Eyes: Hazel, green and yellow-ish are dominant

Hair: dyed blue-ish black, straight, long, bangs

Blood group: O negative

Gender: yeah, I'm DEFINATELY a BOY since my name is Maria

Country: Sweden.

I Like:

blood (that's right! i like it now! and very much so! :3), my brother (gasp!), chocolate in any shape (except white chocolate, it's waay to sugary), cats, snow, skiing (not cross-country it's slow and therefore, it's boring), drawing, music, watch anime and read manga or other books, learning japanese (just speaking, learning the characters hurts my brain. I swear, they are smileys from HELL), singing, art class, write songs, designing and sewing, dance class (yeah, we have dance on the schedule in school. sweet! :3), drama class (yup, this one too.), reading fanfictions and to sleep and weird people out.

I Dislike:

Adults that aren't tidy and fjortis

(fjortis is a swedish word, so I'm gonna explain it to ya. A fjortis is a bitch, a bimbo and a teachers pet combined in one person. When teachers are around, they are all smiles and act cute n' innocent. But when the teachers are nowhere in sight, they make other peoples lives a living hell. And they have ORANGE foundation all over their faces!! Honestly! Long story short; they are dumb as hell, pure evil, asslickers when it comes to teachers and they are orange in the face. What's not to hate?)

Favourite quotes:

"My son, if only you knew with what little common sense the world is ruled" ~ Axel Oxenstierna

"We would be less concerned about what other people think of us if we realised how little we think about them." ~ can't remember right now

"Jealousy is the most honest way to flatter." ~ Seneca

"A lot of people don't have the guts to commit suicide since they are too concerned about what their neighbours will think." ~ dunno

Music I like:

my chemical romance, green day, renegade 5, red hot chilipeppers, dead by april, within temptation, nightwish, akira yamaoka, gary jules (only "mad world" though), kerli, tchaikovsy, beethoven, bach, chopin, debussy, traditional japanese and chinese music, fall out boy, breaking benjamin, sixx am

About me as a person... sort of... :3

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Allrighty, time for some 'copy and paste' stuff

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Richochet, Izuru-sama

if you have embarassing memories that makes you wanna slap yourself, or someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

95 percent of all teens would cry if the jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if your one of the 5

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha, Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Izuru-sama

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Kakashi, Hinata, Lee, Gai, Hidan, Shikamaru

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruHina, Gaaxoc

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

nah, not really

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

never, i was making a tenten costume, but i thought it was too bothersome and never finished it.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Nnever bought anything. i don't know any stores in sweden that sell any naruto stuff. but i want to buy the stuff!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

none, but it would be nice to be together with naruto.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

both.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

noo! both are too weird!

9. Which team is your favorite?

team asuma, team kurenai, team gai

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

i did, but not anymore.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

yup!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

tobi, hidan, deidara, kisame (but only because we have the same birthday)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

anti.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)?

...yes

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

almost

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

no. he's just hight on ERBHBS (Eat Ramen, Become Hokage, Beat Sasuke drug)

17. Sub or dub?

Sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Both. i like the shippuuden and inner sakura. the other one makes me gag

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

annoyingly funny and funnily annoying.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

'course. uchiha madara-san

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

neither. he's just... unique

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Sasuke, Haku, Ino, Deidara and Gaara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Neji. airheaded, loves to giggle, acting like a fag and a pashion for fashion

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

how the pök can't i?.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yes. read it and review, por favor!

27. Do you like lemons?

...if they are well made, with the right characters.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

they know about naruto, but they haven't got a clue when it comes to who is who.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

no.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

hell yeah!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

yes, my brother.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

no, but it has been the other way around.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?

no. i draw GOOD pictures. they flatter me ;P

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes. i'm a better student now. i got the determination of rock lee running through my veins now! IT'S THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

nuh-uh. i read the stuff online.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

of course. i want to read it out loud to all the teams, then to kurenai, so i get to watch her kick kakshi's ass.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

as far as i know, a dead guy can't lead a bunch of criminals.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

sometimes, but it's only broed doodles.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

not really, no.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

yeah. her name is Fuyuno Yuri.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

oh yeah. i'm stuck alright.

I'll maybe write something later, but I'm to bored right now.