Hello all! This is Maximum Rage reporting from the Western USA. I must say I am a Maximum Ride fanatic...although I see it as a healthy adiction...at times...

Age: I'm one of the younger fanfiction writers.

Name: (I'm smart enough to know not to put my name here)

Gender: May I ask why you want to know?

Interests: Reading, Writing, Music, Geography, Traveling, FOOD!

Books: The Maximum Ride Series(James Patterson), Life As We Knew It(Susan Beth Pfeffer), The Hunger Games(Suzanne Collins), Percy Jackson & The Olympians Series(Rick Riordan),

What Happened To Cass McBride(Gail Giles). Those are just some of my favorites.

Music: Three Days Grace, Simple Plan, Nickelback, OAR, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Green Day, Panic! At the Disco, John Mayer, Aly & Aj, All-American Rejects.

The chocolate i just happened to be eating at the moment i read this fell out of my mouth i was laughing so hard, it was acctually quite sad...

You Know You Are One If...

Author:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'Jeez, I hope Fang doesn't die in the next MR book!')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'I think too much about the next MR book')

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'You know, if Fang dies, no one will be there to put Max back together.')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Mmm. Chocolate-covered coffee beans.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (So true.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Too often.)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. ("After homework, we can go to a mo- Oh, look! A new chapter!")

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (Yeah. I'd have an excuse then.)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Not so much this one.)

(copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Copy and Paste

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Ever Wonder?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, dimistar546, Hallie Emmy, Maximum Rage.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of adead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER GROWLED AT YOUR STOMACH COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If all that didn't get you groaning all this will!

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill Sam and the red haired wonder, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( If you didnt get that, read Maximum Ride)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Place an X next to everything you've done. Remove it for things you haven't. Remember this is an account of your entire life!

() Smoked A Cigarette

() Drank so much you threw up

(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

() Been Arrested

() Gone on a blind date

() Skipped School

() Watched someone die

(x) Been to Canada

() Been to Mexico

() Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country

(x) Gone to Washington DC

(x) Swam in the Ocean

(X) Felt like dying

(X) Played Cops and Robbers

(X) Sang karaoke

() Paid for a meal in only coins

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus

() Been kissed under the mistletoe

() Watched the sunrise with someone you care about

() Watched the sunset with someone you care about

(X) Blown bubbles

() Made a bonfire on the beach

() Crashed a party none worth crashing

() Been skinny dipping

() Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket, and then snuck into a theater to see a different feature afterwards

(X) Ever float down a river (almost drowned in the prosess)

In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Kmart iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow, I never would have guessed that.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)