Short Summary:

An avid gamer and consumer of fiction and fantasy. Frequently utilizes fragments. Sometimes sarcastic.

Long Summary (although that might seem like an oxymoron... it probably is):

My clever schtick I've come up with for the clever summary is to cleverly do the entire clever thing in two word sentences clavicle (ha, you thought I was going to say clever, didn't you?). This is no way at all in connection to me being lazy. Why would you even say such a thing?

Attended College. Studied screenwriting. Changed Majors. Studied cinematography. Changed Colleges. Also states. Studied Games. Specifically design. Specifically software. Dropped out. Worked freelance. Web Design. Quarterly taxes. Much sad. Joined Military. Survived basic. Became analyst. Got deployed. South Korea. Learned chopsticks. Got back. Texas Hot. More night-shift. Future pending.

Very gimmick. Such regret...