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 Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck. Hi. I'm Jane. Let's all be the best of acquaintances. (and possibly friends, eh?) Progress report: Pirate Ships Chp 2 [SpUk] : drafting Hold Me At Gunpoint Chp 1-2 [Spamano] : hiatus Art of Flocking Chp 3 [SpUK] : drafting Oh and don't be shy to chat me up! Just leave a PM, I won't bite :D Also, I'm incredulously busy with university. It might take a lifetime before I update again D: |
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Immortal Kiss by sailorgreywolf reviews
Vampire AU. Ludwig is a vampire slayer and he has finally crossed the line and angered a powerful vampire. Ivan decides to take his revenge on Ludwig through his brother. A game of cat and mouse ensues. RussiaXPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Sweet Nothings by antomato reviews
They're both jealous, prideful, and just as dysfunctional as the rest of the European Continent, but they're still absolutely smitten with each other and it's the little things that they love the most.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
My Confession by bluesonmondays reviews
A video revolving Kickthestickz.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Love is an incurable sickness by 42Lia reviews
England is sick. And the last thing he wants to see is the grinning Spaniard at his door ... well, aside the fact that Antonio isn't grinning at all. Is the idiot sick too? Must be. Why else would he show up and ... and ... be so nice to him? But why has Antonio ... lost his smile?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
American Wife by M.D. Off-Red reviews
In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,230 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wants and Needs by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
In which there is sex pollen, Tony is needy and horny, and Steve is more than happy to be ridden like a fucking bronco. Except, it takes a while because Steve's got Morals and Scruples.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rose of Passion by 42Lia reviews
Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,650 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
This Image of You by CreamPuffBunny reviews
After the death of his lover, Ivan finds a mysterious painting of Gilbert at a flea market. Once he obtains the painting he gets sucked into another world where Gilbert is still alive. Better summary .Human names used. Pairing: IvanxGilbert main
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
Nationalista Cafe by akuoni reviews
The Spaniard Antonio F Carriedo was born to be a historian. Arthur Kirkland was born to be a hooligan. They end up working together in the same cafe. For Antonio's whole life, he has lied. And Antonio could not hate that lie more. Main Pairing: UKSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Spain, England/Britain
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Aubade reviews
aubade /ōˈbäd/ noun - a poem or piece of music appropriate to the dawn or early morning. (Rated T just to be safe)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
The Art of Flocking reviews
"It starts in late May when the rumoured English summers come but yet the sun shines dim and here, the countryside just screams dull, quiet comfort." [AU. Long-winding love story.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - England/Britain, Spain
You Had Him reviews
Sometimes actions aren't enough- they could be misinterpreted, they could fail you. Words, on the other hand, could be the most reassuring things ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Til We Meet Again
Once you love someone, you'll never stop loving them completely. A piece of your heart, no matter how small, will remain with that person even if he's slowly being hoisted six feet underground.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Pirate Ships reviews
As long as that Spanish idiot decides to stay the morning instead of going straight home to his little Italian, he's assured that they're still in love. Just like before, on their pirate ships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
Syncopate reviews
He's always pretended to have two left feet. Arthur really didn't like to dance. No matter how experienced he is and graceful he may be, Arthur Kirkland would not dance for the sheer entertainment of it. Of course, as the personification of England, he'd have to participate in a waltz or two during these mundane events of the upper crust society (( T for sexual themes derp ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Küss Mich reviews
Prussia didn't get any kisses whenever they were in bed. He didn't mind though; the rough fucks and sheer violence was satisfying for him. It made him feel alive after all this time, especially during the times he'd snark back only to be dominated with more force again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
How He Really Feels reviews
Because it's just been years... (( RuPruuu, first story EVER on ; PLEASE BE NICE HEHE oh and I suck at summaries ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete