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 Author has written 2 stories for Rise of the Guardians. To whom it may concern, Yo. I haven't been here in...I dunno...Three years. I'm using this as a temporary outlet for my singular story I'm working on. If I get an account somewhere that allows smut, I'll set a link here. Ask or send me anything, I really don't care. My secondary tumble (the one where I'm posting my current fanfic) is Feel free to follow either, I'll follow you back most likely :D |
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Why did I do this to myself? by Tay Stolle reviews
He never thought he'd be in this situation. Never in his life did he think he'd have the courage to sleep with his best friend, let alone share a shower together afterwards. But hey, never say never right? Multiple pairings AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
A Spirit Beautiful and Bright by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After their victory over Pitch, Jack finds the Nightmare King half frozen in the wilderness, nearly dead. As Jack attempts to nurse him back to health, the two begin to piece together Pitch's distant memories to discover the man he used to be. But will Jack be able to truly save the spirit? Jack/Pitch, Jack/Aster(a bit), rated T for feels, COMPLETE!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Nightmare Underwater by Artful Chicken reviews
So you thought that when Pitch met Jack in the Tooth Palace, that was the first time they met? Nope. The Guardian of Fun and the Nightmare King's paths had crossed before, say, 300 years ago, on a certain Burgess Lake... ((warning-tragic story is tragic. FYI, this had Colonial!Jack in it))
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
The Roommate by honeyMellon reviews
Ichigo didn't know what to expect when he moved into the tiny dorm room. His roommate was supposed to arrive two days ago. He hoped it was someone he could get along with - hopefully somebody not too sloppy (like Renji) or too intense (like Ishida) or too quiet (like Chad) or too fierce (like Rukia). He didn't know that he was in for a surprise. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,680 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Tell Me Tomorrow by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the perfect student. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the perfect delinquent. Complete opposites, opposing forces...but perfection always was in the eye of the beholder, right? Grimmjow/Ichigo, Chapter 15 begins Gin/Shuhei. AU, OOCness, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,176 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Parent Trap by Toringtino reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo, although madly in love with one another, are forced to go their separate ways when their lives prove to be too incompatible. A certain young Kurosaki, however, isn't quite willing to admit defeat just yet. GrimmIchi. Yaoi AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Counseling by Raeyl reviews
What would happen if Naruto and Sasuke went to see Iruka for couples counseling? A funny story based after the time jump and when Sasuke's back in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and flee by Flowing Tears reviews
Ita/Kaka Kakashi Tries to run but Itachi keeps finding him. YAOI, VIOLENCE Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tobi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for each letter of the alphabet, describing Tobi and Deidara's relationship. I dedicate this to all the TobixDeidara lovers out there. Also dedicated to the TobixDeidara haters out there, just to piss them off. XD Rated M for sex and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
PHOTOBOOTH by Divinely Insane reviews
A GaaxNaru twoshot.Yaoiboy loves boy Don't like don't read.First chapy sex in a photobooth in the mall.Second chapy threesome with GaaxSasuxNaru with bondage,forplaywhip cream,strawberri,cherri,chocolate,and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Amongst ourselves by SasuNaru-luv321 reviews
A lonely Sasuke Be-friends a fox, that he soon finds out is no normal fox. Whole story in Sasuke's POV. Sakura Bashing. Mild spoilers. Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Zutara? What the heck is that? by Ryxl reviews
Aang comes across a poster advertising something called "zutara". Crack, fluff, Zutara, one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Crimson Addiction by Gomorrha reviews
Having been turned, Harry takes what he wants. And what he wants is Draco. vampire!Harry, warnings: slash, bloodplay
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Breaking the rules by xXLilyxPeacockXx reviews
All the things not to do at Hogwarts...done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
To Be With You by move them hands reviews
Sasuke comes home from a long mission, tired, weak, barely able to stand but hearing his dobe in the shower makes him long for something more then sleep...SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Learning To Love by The Lady Morana reviews
After being raped by Hidan Deidara discoves that Itachi really doesn't care. Hurt by this, even though it was something he already knew, Deidara feels abandoned, but the Akastuki come in pairs and maybe Tobi's not as dumb as Deidara thinks. TobiDei ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Apples are YUMMY by StCC reviews
Oneshot of randomness. Warning: Never let Ryuuk tell the other shinigami that apples are nice. You'll regret it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
The TwoWay Mirror by Mlle. Madeline reviews
Oh those crazy fangirls...they frighten us all.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
What Could Have Happened Poster Boy by Roxy Leigh Blue reviews
I'm warning you now, this is pure lemon. Accompanying lemon fic to Poster Boy. NaruGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Walk by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hate me, thrill me Love me, kill me by Flowing Tears reviews
Having had enough of everything Kakashi decides to return to Akatsuki for revenge. His first enemy his faithfull Shinu. Yaoi... Characers die... Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,930 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Adventure by KRISH-un reviews
When two teens from our world get sucked into the Naruto world, they are separated, and find themselves confronted by the two guys they obsess over. How do they react? Really over used plot, but whatever FIRST FANFIC! DeiOC SasuOC NOW COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,928 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows by Sevie-Poo reviews
A comedy rewrite of the seventh Harry Potter book. Contains just about every slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I didn't say it was my FIRST time by Aisha and Mina reviews
ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Autumn Ghost Sounds by LawliPop reviews
Halloween is the one night of the year when spirits of the dead can return to Earth. [LxLight, fluff]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Voldemort's Decision by she.said.sarcastically reviews
Has anyone ever wondered why Voldemort chose Harry to be the one to beat? Well, here's my comedic explanation. Hope you enjoy it! M for language [no specific pairings]XxXoneshotXxX
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Misa kicks the bucket by Lucia Di Lammermoor reviews
This story is only for if you REALLY hate Misa. So I'm pretty sure this will find a wide audience.If you like her, read another story please. You won't like this one.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Misa A. - Complete
Forgive me, Forgive me Not by Shingo-sama reviews
A old house on a steep hill is cursed by an old witch in the late 1600's. Ever since there have been unexplainable deaths and missing bodies. 1920 Roy's unit is sent to this house, but will they make it out? [RoyEd AU]Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Heat by SelenaFrost reviews
an AangZuko one shot, both trapped in the heat of their desires
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Beware the Fanmail of Zutara by dryice02 reviews
Zuko and Katara get fanmail. Great right? Or...maybe not. Read to find out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
How To Save A Life by Elric-Chan reviews
AU Sasuke owed his life to that blonde boy, the boy he didn't even know. [sasunaru] [not a songfic] COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Zutara will happen by nee0san reviews
Aang comes across a poster advvertising zutara shipping. If your wondedring what happened to my other Avatar story, I gave up on it. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Free Falling by onyourleftinheels reviews
All Inuyasha ever wanted was to protect Kagome. He would slay the most dangerous beast to impress her. He would fall from the moon if it meant he could catch her. What Inuyasha doesn't realize is that sometimes a physical fall leads to much more. IK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
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Broken Souls reviews
Several months after Pitch's defeat, Jack is feeling estranged. After the joy of being believed in fades with the coming summer in Burgess, Jack escapes to a colder place to find his peace of mind. An eventual Blackice fic I'm working my way through, I hope you enjoy! I appreciate reviews
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Ashes to Ashes reviews
The King of Nightmares has not usually concerned himself with the affairs of mortals since the Dark Ages. This, however, piqued his interests...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Pitch, Sandy