-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.

Love Potion. Two weeks. Sasuke Uchiha is 'in love' and Hinata Hyuga is the unfortunate young lady. AU. INCOMPLETE.

Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

AU story. Sakura's life takes a turn for the worst along with the failing economy, and she has to do anything to make ends meet...even if that means working in a cemetery with one very moody red head.

Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...

SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!

"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.

The red wheels of the Sharingan were spinning. [Oneshot, Drabble Collection] [NejiTen, Het Pairings]

Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.

In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku

Collab with Sunny AU: Hinata is determined to become a more confident person. To help reach her goal, she signs up to be student dorm manager. Due to a mix-up, she winds up being in charge of a boy dormitory. Hilarity, crack pairings, and insanity ensues.

Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

Yamanaka Ino was seventeen when Morino Ibiki, all scars and smiles and swishing trench coat, approached her with an offer. Ino-centric. OneShot.

Breathe in. Breath out. Team Gai.

Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.

She has loved everything about him that hurts. — Neji, Tenten. AU.

Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.

On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.

The Fire Nation is in a tizzy because the most important birth in history is about to take place. Of course there is only one person the Fire Lord thinks is cut out to midwife such an important delivery. Zutara/Hahnzula, ***SEQUEL TO MIDSUMMER MADNESS**

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

From Daily Lyric. Sasuke, fed up with the late night bickering; decided to forget the papers and seduce the diplomat. SasuHina two-shot. Ten years post series.

It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.

Post-series timeline. Greed/Ran Fan/Ling. "I could make you a queen". Greed promises. Ran Fan refuses. Ling protests. And the circle completes and repeats. Based on FMBA

A collection of Naruto drabbles. Ch. 10: The after-effects of Neji’s first attempt at the Kaiten. Slight NejiTen, if you squint.

“Someone's nicked the vol-au-vents!” Ron said disgustedly. - Sequel to Wait for the Song to Stop.

I don't think he's that good-looking." "Katara, please- I'm blind, and I know he's that good-looking." Toph's take on Zutara.

Because back then, even when kingdoms were frequently bartered away to unknown knights and princesses met princes under the discerning eye of dead dragons, there were kings and there were witches. Winner of December Dateme 2009.

“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”

Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

After a slight snafu with a call boy, Sokka finds himself in an unusual position with the Fire Princess. Sokkla Oneshot. Lime.

Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.

Date Me Entry for April 2008. Since Tsunade refused to give them a mission; Sasuke and Hinata wander Konoha, searching for something to occupy their time. Along the way, Sasuke picks up a fowl fan-girl.

CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

Post-Series: A brief look at where the characters are and what they are doing going from Ba Sing Se, to a post-war Fire Nation, to a recovering Water Tribe city, and back a mere 3 years later.

There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.

Town-on-the-Mountain has gotten too quiet for a certain monk, who decides to pass the time by finding a girl for his best friend. Inspired by William Wyncherly's "The Country Wife." Rated for language, adult themes and debauchery. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***

Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

It wasn’t that Neji didn’t find Tenten's breasts attractive; he was just trying to be respectful. /NejiTen, mild sexuality/

Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku

That's all love was really, an inconvenience which messed with a perfectly amicable relationship. They wanted nothing to do with that. -- Set after Change Back. TRHG.

Office Christmas parties are often better best forgotten. DracoHermione This isn't as seasonal as it sounds by the way.

It begun before it had even started. SiriusHermione

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

The end has come at last. The sun rises. Third part of the 'The Night Trilogy'. NejiTen, Team Gai.

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.

When Sasuke starts a romantic relationship with Naruto's daughter, a scandal begins that will rock Konoha forever.

Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?

Tom Riddle sees the ugliness in other people, but never in himself. One day he almost sees intelligence in a little girl. TRHG

There's nothing left to guide them, nothing but themselves. Future-fic. NejiTen, Team Gai. Second part of 'The Night Trilogy'.

She starts doing what is easy, instead of doing what is right. Sequel to Change. TRHG.

The point? Torture. And a big fat feeling of smugness once you've completed it. DMHG.

Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG

Their world is ending in dust and fire and all they can do is keep breathing. Future-fic. NejiTen, Team Gai. First part of 'The Night Trilogy'.

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Maybe, just maybe, they were never that different to begin with. A friendship of ice and silver in twenty truths.

Neji's birthday, as celebrated over the years... Finally updated!

Third and Final Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and you aren't willing to let it all end like this.

Second Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and in the end, there is still someone left to love you.

First Part of the Azula Redemption Trilogy: Because you are Azula, and in the end, you have nothing.

Because, sometimes, love is just unconventional like that. /NejiTen/

The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

There was one thing that Tenten was sure of: Hyuuga Neji was not as big of a deal as the other girls in class made him out to be. /NejiTen-ISH?/ eta: Title changed because the old one sucked.

“You watch too many movies, Kurenai.” She breaks, he heals, and they build themselves again. “We're on opposite ends of the world.” KakaKure. Oneshot. AU.

Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.

AU: Vampire fic by Refe: Clan heir Zuko's life is saved by orphan turned mercenary medic, Katara. When they part ways, they find that they can't seem to forget each other, but are unsure why.

The Nara and his firsts.

AU, Kagura works in a book store and falls, literally, over the man of her dreams. But he’s jerk so who wants him? Certainly not her, right? SESSHOUMARU & KAGURA. Miroku & Sango, later Inu & Kag

For Lady Bei Fong, it was the letter from her runaway daugher. :Little Mistress Toph. They're...They're calling her a hero.:

Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.

AU. Tokyo, 1925. Kagome seems destined on becoming the most famous geisha of all in the Shinbashi district, but a fateful meeting with a handsome delivery boy, Inuyasha, forces her to choose between her rising carrer and throwing it all away for love.

Hinata is faced with a startling dilemma. Have her first kiss with a shark, or give it to her lazy lab partner? An AU ShikaHina one shot

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.

They meet on a playground. This is where it begins. [NejiTen]

[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?

Years after the last battle, Sesshomaru finds himself leading a quiet life away from the world of Men, until he discovers a final part he has to play. The world has changed around him. Can he change with it, or fade into obscurity? [SessKag, InuKag]

A series of oneshots set after Sunagakure belly dance. Views of everyday life in the shared world of Gaara and Sakura.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku

Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.

When she watches her grandchildren leave their tribe, GranGran remembers a time in her life where she left hers...and the events that lead to her departure from her home and the man who believed they were destined for each other. Young Kana KannaPakku

It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.

All she wanted was coffee. He'd risk anything for shortbread. [Dramione oneshot. No spoilers for DH]

He always favoured her, and she didn't know why. [Set before Deathly Hallows, no spoilers]

AU. InuKag. Kagome is the princess of the Human Lands, forced to marry a man she cannot love. Inuyasha is her knight, sworn to protect her. But he cannot protect them both from the most dangerous thing of all: love. IYFG AWARD WINNER!

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Hinata blinked, examining the black ribbon tied around her forearm. What a strange gift, she mused to herself as she smiled. But she was so glad she received it. Sasuke x Hinata. AU. Oneshot. [ pre 'Color Deficient' ]

Sometimes he absolutely hated her. Particularly when she did something unexpected. Like tonight. [Shikamaru x Temari] [One shot.]

Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.

Sasuke stared at the small bundle in his hand, lightly tossing it up and down in his palm, wondering what it was. A green Valentine gift? he thought to himself, amused. Sasuke x Hinata. Oneshot. [ pre 'Black White Day' ]

Sesshy is looking for a tutor to teach Rin the ways of the demon court. His search finds him Kaida, a spirited noble of the South who doesn't want the job. Sparks fly and tempers run high in the West as they learn that respect is earned, not given.

“Will we be considered accessories to murder if we don’t step in and stop them soon?” “You can’t be an accessory to anything if you’re already dead. And the women looked ready to make good on death wishes for all of us if we interfere.” “Good point.”

Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.

AU: Slight GaaraSakura. In which not all things are insubstantial and shallow, and in liquor there is truth.

Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.

Out of the dark we come, and into the dark we go. [NejiTen]

Snapshots of Shunsui and Nanao, before and after. Complete.

You can live and die in it, be lost and found, fall or fly. [Team Gai, Hinata]

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.

Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]

Somewhere a father's ghost smiled. [NejiTen, Rookies, Hyuugas]

Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? [nejiten]

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Shikamaru's friends demand to know what being with Temari is like. Shikamaru explains it the best way he knows how.

She was just popping the last piece of her iced bun into her mouth when someone sat down next to her.

Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.

The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]

They played each other every time, both physically and mentally. [Shikamaru x Temari. One shot.]

Haruno Sakura has always loved one person. But love is as much of a weapon as it is a shield, and lies are sometimes more comforting than the truth. [SasuSaku, ItaSaku.] Angst, Psychological Abuse. Oneshot.

It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.

It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.

SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.

AU. She left him once and it broke both of them. But now, destiny has arranged for them to meet again and this time, he doesn't intend to let go. GaaSaku.

She's got 72 hours to hide everything she is, and come back alive. [NejiTen, Team Gai] [Contest Entry]

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

[entry for the Fated Heaven contest] It's Tenten's birthday, and Neji tries to give her a present.

Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.

Katara reflects on her complicated lovelife. Pairings abound.

oneshot, prequel to Crossed Wires. Cyberpunk. Sasukebot didn't know that the designers reused physical specs. Who's that guy with his face?

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Sesshomaru is an arrogant,rich jerk. He’s everything Kagura hates. So why doesn’t she hate him? Alt universe. All pairings are usual ones. Fun twist on a priceless classic. Sesshoumaru is Mark Fitzwilliam Darcy. LAST CHAPTER UP. COMPLETE!

Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.

COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.

A starfish can regrow as long as it still has its center, its heart. Tenten thinks Neji can, too. Set after the Chuunin exams. [NejiTen]

The right hand of the god of battle is a woman. [NejiTen]

A mistake by Sakura creates tension between Sasuke and Neji. Tenten comes to an understanding. [NejiTen, SasuSaku]

Balance. Equilibrium. Or the lack thereof. [Team Gai, NejiTen]

The bridge of memories is made of glass, and shatters just as easily. [NejiTen][Part 2 of 'The River Trilogy']

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

Justified mild OOCness and inlike ShikaTem before, during and after the runin with Naruto and Sakura in Chapter 247. A girl just needs assurance every now and then. But Genius minds can also be very slow and dense at times. [Shikamaru x Temari]

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

Emotion is a rusty blade in his hands, but never in hers. [NejiTen]

Some rivers are just too wide to cross. Or are they? [NejiTen][Part 1 of 'The River Trilogy']

A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]

More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!

ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*