Name: Miranda, but go ahead and call me Mimi :)

Likes: Reading, writing, TV, swimming, dancing, animals, horse-riding, this site, talking

Loves: PERCY JACKSON! (who doesn't?!)

Favourite Books: PERCY JACKSON, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Harry Potter, The Dark is Rising Sequence, The Lost Island of Tamarind, The Unfortunates, Skulduggery Pleasant, and loads of others...

6 Random Facts You Should Know About Me Before Going Any Further:

1 I am English and live in France. England is better (obviously) but France is sunnier.

2 My favourite colour is PURPLE and I buy everything I see in that colour in the shops.

3 I suspect that I have ADHD, even though I am not diagnosed, and also OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). I don't think that anyone who is a true PJO fan could really have dislexyia, 'cause otheriwse how would they read the books every single second?

4 I go through Obsession Phases. At the moment, mine is PJO and EVERYTHING to do with it. I have read every book five times and am checking the post everyday for my copies of The Lost Hero and The Son Of Neptune. GO PERCABETH!! (Even though I would really prefer Percy for myself...)

5 I suspect that my Biology teacher is a monster...I get chills everytime I walk past him in the corridor, and he seems to only pick on me in class...

6 I AM a demigod, and whoever says that they don't really exsist can go to Hades! I am a Daughter of Poseidon, I assure you. I'm just waiting to blow up my school and be escorted to Camp by my satyr friend. There's a guy at my school who even walks with crutches!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yep)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Of course!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (What do you think this account is for, exactly?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah...)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (*Smirks* Sometimes...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Yeah...)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Sometimes... like trying to turn a pen into a sword, for instance...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (In my head...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (LOGAN LERMAN IS MY SCREENSAVER!)

You've got a book memorized. (Pretty much.)

You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Almost. Would reading Battle of the Labyrinth in ONE DAY count?)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...MAYBE!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Not murder, but fatally injure. For Fang. Or Percy. Either is fine)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Oh, yeah!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES!)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Yes)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

You KNow If You're A PJO Addict If:

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (I'M GOING TO NY THIS SUMMER!!! WHOOOPP!!!)

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (And who needs glasses and a mouldy old scar? Not Percy!!!)

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (Oh, yeah! DIE TWILIGHT!!!!! PJO 4EVA!!!!)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the sky.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? (THEY ROCK)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (Actually, I do)

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (*Smirks* Maybe...)

You don't read anything but PJO for the majority of your middle school life. (What's wrong with that??)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (YES! I'm not the only one!)

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your god parent. (Yeah)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (Yeah, I do!)

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (NO! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING BOUT!?! OF COURSE NOT!! OKAY, MAYBE!)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (Am I the only one who does this?)

You are a PJO character for Halloween. (ON EBAY CHB NECKLACES ARE 30$!)

Recite lines randomly from the books. (Yup)

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (...MAYBE)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Well, anything New Yorky. I LOVE New York. I don't know why...)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol. (Yes!)

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (HE IS TOO VERY REAL!)

You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (Many times)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (IS THAT SOOO WEIRD?)

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (i WISH I HAD A SUIT OF ARMOR)

Whenever your internetslows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (I got some odd looks from the librarians for doing that...)

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJO stuff. (Yup)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (Nah...okay, then, yes...)

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (YES!)

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!" (Yeah!...)

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(Not me.) (...YES)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (I’ve got the Last Olympian in my backpack right now.) (Most of the time.)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (AHHH! THE MATH TEST!!! ATHENA PLEASE HELP ME ACE THIS...)

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (I have never flunked a test in my life)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (*grins* Yeah.)

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Of course!)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (I REALLY SHOULD TRY TO PLEASE THOSE GODS!)

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (MORE LIKE MY LAPTOP)

You give all your friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) (YEAH!)

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (Yup)

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Yeah)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. (Uh-huh)

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (Sure)

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.(Yeah...)

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. (Huh?)

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.(Yes)

You think of creative names for Zeus such as GreeceLightning! Get it?!? Greece-Grease? (YUP)

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Yeah)

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!" (Yup)

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Yes, I do!)

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (Yup)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (So MANY times)

You and your PJOobsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed. (TOTALLY, that's all the fun!)

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (YES!!!!!!)

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. (Nah, I've alreay READ it)

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (Sure)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and
use it in conversations. (Yes)

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (Yep)

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is
going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). (No)

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” (Uh-huh)

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (YES.)

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunter (HE'D NEVER DUMP ME!)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (YEAH)

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (YEAH

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.=)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (The stains are still on my fingers...)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”=)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades" and What in Apollo's name are you doing!?" a lot)=)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room(I have many) =)

You know PJO better then most sane people=) (Hey, if knowing PJO counts as insane, who cares?!)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy=)

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absolutely NOT! N-O-T!)=)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future=)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)=)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,=) (Duh)

You have an instant crush on Nico!=)=)=)=) (I loved him the minute i saw him getting scolded by Bianca!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology=) (I know the most in my class!)

You want to learn Latin=)

You copy/paste this onto your profile=)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over=)

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.=)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO=)

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree=)

You are trying to learn Greek (And kinda failing...)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.=)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy=)

You copy/paste this onto your profile=)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over=) (All of them are)

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.=)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO=)

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree=) (And proud to be!!)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them=)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this=) (Heh, heh...)

You own every single book=)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=) (Uh, yup)

You call yourself a demigod =)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real=) (I so do!!)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)

you try to talk to horses =)

you try to summon the dead =)

you try to summon lightning =)

you try to breathe underwater =)

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!