DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.

This is the beginning of an ongoing saga. . .Rated T just in case. P.S. Atheists, forgive me, I've created a religion which involves business parties and paychecks.

A first person narrative through the eyes of none other than Willy Wonka himself, if I may be so brave. It doesn't really have a plot, it's just an improvised stream of consciousness, trying to keep him in character. Please tell me if you think he's not.

Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. Complete.

do i really need to explain? This is the sequal to all those other sequals. Enjoy! Fin

Five years after Charlie won the Factory, the four other teenagers return for a full week at the Factory. But what are Wonka’s real motives for bringing them back? And why has the chocolatier grown so somber? Chapter 3 in the works. Seriously.

In response to some people: Yeah, no DUH I'm not Cleolinda, I wish i was. This is a tribute to her.

This is yet another random story that makes no sense whatsoever! Its another sequal to my random story collection! Have fun!Fin

Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.

This is the sequal to I HATE YOU! It is a very random story as well, enjoy my randomness people and rememeber to stay in school, and don't do drugs, and look both ways before you cross the street...and writer dies. Fin

Here's a little poem I wrote about Willy Wonka's eyes. And for those slow folk like myself, violaceous is a synonym for purple. :]

Instead of finding a woman for him to love, what if he made one? OH