[hiatus; rewriting] [rating subject to change][anime canon][no pairings] A bored teenager imagines living in the world of Death Note until a "supernatural entity" actually sends them there.

Out of everything in this situation, it was the silence that bothered him the most. Not a station on the radio, not even an emergency broadcast. No blood. No bodies. No nothing. It was as though everyone had simply... vanished. AU, possible gore, "slight" yaoi. -39 chapters

"The person whose name is written in this notebook shall be raped." Only for those who can appreciate the pure beauty of crude humor at its rawest.

Ten years after his death Light Yagami is resurrected only to find himself alone in a garden whose tending he had long since forgotten. Defeating a god is always more complicated than it seems. AU/Post victory Near

Because there are so many what-ifs in Death Note.

Light runs into trouble in the shower, fully aware of L's cameras.

When Mello gets in a motorcycle accident and winds up in the hospital, he meets Matt; the most amazing, brilliant guy for him. The only problem, Matt is dying. Fast. Rated M for swearing, themes, maybe lemons.

Light is displaying some verrrrrry strange behavior on the surveillance monitors. Naked. L and Soichiro get a strange show?

The Death Note characters apply to college! Read their thoughtful and occasionally humorous application essays. Serious moments are serious. DON'T hold me liable if you try this in your own essays and it doesn't work. Complete.

Light finds it extremely difficult to hold a normal conversation with his mother over the phone when L insists on distracting him on many different levels. It's only slash if you want to look at it that way. Oneshot.

Rabid OCs and fangirls have taken over the Kira investigation headquarters, and L and Light are the targets. Can they survive a fangirl apocalypse? Explores the many different types of Mary-Sue that are found in the Death Note fandom.

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

The fact the world's greatest detective has a fear of spiders is laughable. The fact that, one day, Light's going to grow a super spider to attack L is genius.

Light Yagami is at the top of his ESE class and when a roll of killer toilet paper falls from the sky, his life takes a turn for the very worst. With a super smart detective on his trail and a manipulative girlfriend... Light's in all sorts of trouble.

One-shot about what might of happened at the beginning of the series, if Light wasn't really that smart.No slash, random, and hopefully funny.

From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.

Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis